March 20th, 2009
The Power of Jacob Zuma – photo caption contest
Wonkie came across this photo yesterday and a dozen funny captions came immediately to mind. We’ve added a couple of our captions above and decided to share the fun by asking you to submit your captions in the comments section (Click here for the comments section)
Power of Zuma - photo caption contest
Have fun and we will announce the winner at the end of next week. Enjoy your Friday and the weekend – look forward to reading your entries!
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March 20th, 2009 at 9:45 am
Hey don’t get too close, you may get burnt!
March 20th, 2009 at 9:49 am
George Bush: Wow.. is this the authentic African drumming ceremony I’ve heard so much about?
March 20th, 2009 at 10:32 am
OK everyone… slap on the count of 3!
I’ll bet this will be the last time he falls asleep when Helen Zille is ranting on about something or other!
March 20th, 2009 at 11:10 am
Many hands make Zuma work
March 20th, 2009 at 11:12 am
Heil Hitler…er. Zumma
March 20th, 2009 at 11:18 am
If only I can touch the hem of his garment . . .
March 20th, 2009 at 11:19 am
Guy 1: “I want to slap some sense into him”
Guy 2: “No, I want to do it, I have bigger hands”
Guy 3: “Your both wrong, mine is closer and more painful”
Guy 4: “Dont speak so loud, he might hear you! Just slap him”
March 20th, 2009 at 11:25 am
Sieg Heil the Pumpkin Mass.
March 20th, 2009 at 11:29 am
This will sure get me them Christian votes that I want so much;-)
March 20th, 2009 at 11:33 am
Comrades bid farewell to Zuma as he enters the prison to serve his 20 year jail term for defrauding state.
March 20th, 2009 at 11:34 am
Come on boys you have to look like those guys in obama’s photo……(this should stay between us that its a fraud your not pastors)
March 20th, 2009 at 11:34 am
everyone wants as piece of the Z-man!!
March 20th, 2009 at 11:39 am
ha haaa!! I am irrisistible!!
March 20th, 2009 at 11:41 am
Too many hands make lights fail
March 20th, 2009 at 11:42 am
Excellent heat from all the hot air. Should keep us warm most of winter. Who needs Eskom now?!
March 20th, 2009 at 11:43 am
HAIL DOOS
March 20th, 2009 at 11:45 am
[HAHA... Some hilarious ones here so far already... can see it's going to be tough to choose a winner!!! Feel free to enter more than 1 if you'd like to ok! Keep 'em coming
]
March 20th, 2009 at 11:45 am
OK, this is my pious look, take the photo now, I can’t keep it up for long!
March 20th, 2009 at 11:47 am
He should be ashamed of himself .Do not forget to take along umshini wakho as you will be a jail bird you fish.
March 20th, 2009 at 11:47 am
Quick, cover me! Zille’s coming this way!
March 20th, 2009 at 11:54 am
No need to recruit Priests, this is enough I cope well, I don’t cope Terra-bly
March 20th, 2009 at 11:55 am
Mine, mine! Hey! Who stole the shower head?? Manto, give it back!
March 20th, 2009 at 11:57 am
Hey, if the Christian thing gets votes too, let’s get down Comrades!
March 20th, 2009 at 11:57 am
when you become president, you must cancel our tax debt or else….
March 20th, 2009 at 11:57 am
Zuma: Ok, who wants to touch my head first?
Crowd: “Me!” “No, ME!” “I raised my hand first” “Those who were in the struggle get to place their hand on him first – No under 30s”
March 20th, 2009 at 11:59 am
Be patient my suppoters, you’ll get your share of the arms deal bribe as soon as the charges are dropped.
March 20th, 2009 at 12:02 pm
Such cynicism from everyone … tut tut. What’s a few Billion between friends? Come on NPA, don’t be so silly about a few (773) little charges.
March 20th, 2009 at 12:03 pm
Whoa! I don’t need the laying on of hands. I told all of you that the shower I took cured me of the HIV virus
March 20th, 2009 at 12:05 pm
Jacob Zuma was obvious scared when he entered the Rhema Church,because he is not a christian but a Politicain!!!Thanks Guys for the wonderful jokes I really enjoy them,they always make my day better!!!
March 20th, 2009 at 12:08 pm
ooh!!! did I mention free showers?
March 20th, 2009 at 12:08 pm
Zuma: “The Comrade who admits to the farting will be deployed to Parliament”
Crowd: “My hand is up Cmd Zuma, it was me” “You are being counter-revolutionary – everyone knows the smell of my fart, its loud and its indicated by my name tag”
March 20th, 2009 at 12:20 pm
Im first, tis the shiny stop I want to slap
March 20th, 2009 at 12:34 pm
the president of the ANC is being popularised by his critics and he becomes more powerful instead
March 20th, 2009 at 12:36 pm
[Some great ones people!! Ntsane, Steve Rogers, Rodney Lottering, Antiaa to mention a few names - think you guys have missed your calling LOL]
Here’s mine:
So how long after I rub his head do my traffic fines disappear? You aren’t joking about this are you Schabir?
March 20th, 2009 at 12:43 pm
Guy with Name Tag: “Let us pray”
Crowd: “Hallezuma, Halllezuma”
March 20th, 2009 at 12:48 pm
Hands off me, Judge! Only these are allowed.
March 20th, 2009 at 1:10 pm
Cope doesn’t stand a chance now
March 20th, 2009 at 1:38 pm
Through the grace of the almighty God, we shall overcome
March 20th, 2009 at 1:48 pm
God Bless our leader!
March 20th, 2009 at 2:04 pm
If God is for us, who can be against us?
March 20th, 2009 at 2:57 pm
My Zimbabwean friends tells me that what is happening in South africa feels like de javu’. They notice all the signs of an anarchy emerging a government that will refuse to relinquish power when it is supposed to. Zuma/Mogabe same difference…
Shame to South Africans who are still is SA….
March 20th, 2009 at 3:08 pm
Take a shower… of blessings!
March 20th, 2009 at 3:19 pm
Be healed and start telling the truth!!!
March 20th, 2009 at 3:41 pm
YA A TRUE LEADER DESERVE A POWER FROM GOD.ZUMA IS OUR LEADER
March 20th, 2009 at 4:03 pm
‘A man will arise from the darkest of Africa that will put Hitler, Mugabe to shame’
OR
God: (with a shake of the head) That’s an experiment gone wrong
March 20th, 2009 at 5:27 pm
Yes..I am the true Jayzee..I definitely have more fans!
Beyonce eat your heart out!
March 20th, 2009 at 5:32 pm
“OK guys… altogether now…
1…2…3..
SMACK!
March 20th, 2009 at 8:24 pm
haha, that one was ova funny…
mice one 
March 20th, 2009 at 8:26 pm
in the father and the hollly ghost my he be like the lord jusus christ and this tym around let the be hands over his head not shower….
March 21st, 2009 at 2:31 pm
By a vote of 5 to 2 this man will sit on the left hand of God !!
March 21st, 2009 at 2:36 pm
Quick! There’s a misquito on his head.
March 21st, 2009 at 2:46 pm
Ok, who pushed me?
March 21st, 2009 at 8:19 pm
who nicked the shower
March 21st, 2009 at 11:19 pm
Hand one: “What are we doing?”
Hand two: “Stopping the blue bird of luck from shitting all over his face”
March 21st, 2009 at 11:31 pm
hehehehehe, “cisms” work for me…eroticism, racism and now exorcism
March 23rd, 2009 at 7:04 am
Bless him! He has saved us from Zim-Beki and Moza-Mbeki…
March 23rd, 2009 at 3:51 pm
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each time i read about an african leader weather its a comment or suggestion Mugabe is likely to come up but what has he done to deserve so much heated loath especially from the whites? i do not at all blame my african brothers and sisters because apathied or Bantu education have taught them to blindly follow the views of the masters who are the collonisers .And Politicians himself is taking advantage of the fact that most of their people are illiterae and also have sub standard education of which merely the meantion of their parties name gurantees them an X at the booth.We are custodians of the struggle they are told and that itself is a self proclamation that They deserve to “inherite a goverment amidst issues that put their morality into question.A hitler? Dream on the Land has to be taken so it will be in SA we need our land back the times for you keeping hectares of land only to feed a single horse without teeth to chew grass are over.
March 26th, 2009 at 7:19 pm
Black Magic !!
March 27th, 2009 at 9:33 am
i love my dear leader he is power african mesiah ,he’s like crastal bal what he did ,thanks god give us this man.
March 28th, 2009 at 6:33 pm
Lord, I could ask you to remove every rotten, evil spirit from within the the confines of this body, including the spirit of corruption and bribery but then My Lord, there will be nothing left of your beautiful creation that has gone wrong totally. ( If Jz is exorcised, there will be a mass of “nothing”. Thats how FOUL this man is.)
March 30th, 2009 at 8:51 pm
Too much of anything is no good! Fortunately we will all COPE – or will we??
April 7th, 2009 at 10:31 pm
There is enough of us to hold him under the water when I say NOW.
May 13th, 2009 at 8:40 am
I believe that Zuma isnt greater than The Lord Jesus Christ yes he succeded but not by his power, but by the Grace of the Lord. Comparing him to Jesus isnt right rather say The Lord dwells in him nt that he is him. People should reflect on what they want to say befor they do, because if you are a believer you will knwo that the tongue has the POWER to build nor destroy.