May 8th, 2009
Zuma Zulu Photo Caption Contest
Some Friday fun for Wonkie readers – please submit your best caption(s) for the above Zuma photo in the comments section below. Be sure to check out the President Zuma background piece on Wonkie.com next week.
Have fun and enjoy the weekend!
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May 8th, 2009 at 8:51 am
Man, this thing itches!
May 8th, 2009 at 8:54 am
You have to be brave to wear this in the cold!
May 8th, 2009 at 9:14 am
I’ll bet you thinking…. do we wear underwear under this?
May 8th, 2009 at 10:04 am
Don’t laugh at me because you’re not brave enough to acknowledge your roots!
May 8th, 2009 at 10:07 am
Why didn’t I listen to my second wife and wear a scarf? It is really getting chilly!
May 8th, 2009 at 10:08 am
These crazy people really do believe i know what i’m doing!!!
May 8th, 2009 at 10:08 am
I am going back to my roots…
May 8th, 2009 at 10:08 am
No, I’m not from the Cape Flats,,,I do have a full set of teeth!!
May 8th, 2009 at 10:09 am
ehh, you see, I have to clean these glasses to enjoy the sight of all these kangas!
May 8th, 2009 at 10:11 am
As long as my head shines, no one will notice I forgot to cream the rest of my body!
May 8th, 2009 at 10:12 am
ehh, ladies, one at a time. There is enough of me to go around. Really, there is.
May 8th, 2009 at 10:12 am
“DO you think I’m Sexy?
Do you want my body?”
May 8th, 2009 at 10:13 am
haibo , now I’m relly the big chief. Thabo , bring me wife no 7
May 8th, 2009 at 10:13 am
Where’s my shower cap??
May 8th, 2009 at 10:14 am
I’m too sexy for my suite, too sexy for my suite, so sexy it hurts!
May 8th, 2009 at 10:15 am
Hie..Hie..No I am not “King Kong’s” Roll on or “Chrome Dome”. But I can tell you one thing a Leopord never loses it’s spots.
May 8th, 2009 at 10:15 am
I’LL BE GETTING ALL THE FREEBIES (LOTIONS) TO SHINE MY HEAD
May 8th, 2009 at 10:18 am
Do you think I will change my spots?
May 8th, 2009 at 10:19 am
Madiba , how will I see as well as you do if I have to discard my spectacles as well as the shower head ?
May 8th, 2009 at 10:21 am
I will qoute the man himself ” If you forget your past or your roots, you dont know where you’re going to” stay cool Pres.
May 8th, 2009 at 10:21 am
he, he he. HE HE HE. I made it. Now all I need is a new wife. And I like what I see!
May 8th, 2009 at 10:22 am
Eish, Julius, you are so funny these days!!
May 8th, 2009 at 10:26 am
No ,this is NOT a Leon Schuster movie!!!!!!
May 8th, 2009 at 10:27 am
Whew, am I looking hot or what! Any of you ladies like what you see and want to be next in line to be one of my beloved wives.
May 8th, 2009 at 10:32 am
it takes a 100% zulu boy to shoot with the mshini and still run SA
May 8th, 2009 at 10:33 am
Hey, … what did you say about breastfeeding? Oh… OK yes, I did try it but my nipples hurt too much!
May 8th, 2009 at 10:36 am
With these great breasts I will be able to join the next reed dance.
May 8th, 2009 at 10:40 am
Can a leopard change its spots?
May 8th, 2009 at 10:42 am
Underwired bra’s are uncomfortable!
May 8th, 2009 at 10:43 am
Come Thibos and your Cope, I’m now ready to tear you apart!!!!
May 8th, 2009 at 10:45 am
Hi guys do u like my Cool dress for my Presidency Inaug. tomorrow 9th May – I think it’s a great wear!!
May 8th, 2009 at 10:48 am
We DEMAND respect!
We are a 1st world country!
May 8th, 2009 at 10:53 am
Have you checked my neat chrome-dome… it makes me a solar-powered sex machine!
May 8th, 2009 at 10:53 am
“Eish” my money is tie up
May 8th, 2009 at 10:53 am
Sharp ne, I do look cool & seri as ne – tomorrow’s my big day ne
May 8th, 2009 at 10:56 am
South Africa, here I come your warrior, fear nothing we are stronger than ever!
May 8th, 2009 at 11:04 am
I warned that Zille woman about bringing her cat to the inauguration!!!!
May 8th, 2009 at 11:06 am
I don’t care what you say, I’m taking a shower!
May 8th, 2009 at 11:27 am
hmmm thought the laser would work – thought i could see now the ‘rain’ ‘reign’
was gone – damn still the same spectacles!!!
May 8th, 2009 at 11:31 am
I must get more roughage in my daily diet
May 8th, 2009 at 11:38 am
A true African has landed in Parliament
May 8th, 2009 at 11:40 am
heheh – got you all under my wing – left or right – hell who knows anymore -
May 8th, 2009 at 11:43 am
three first ladies for inauguration and six for opening of parliament
May 8th, 2009 at 11:49 am
Eish, forgot to take my specs off in the shower!
May 8th, 2009 at 11:49 am
THAT Zolola, is exactly the problem! Pity we couldn’t get Bob M to come in?
May 8th, 2009 at 11:53 am
Madam dem are not my dark glasses, dem are my nostrils!
May 8th, 2009 at 12:02 pm
Give the man a chance. We’ll see how fast he’ll make us all corrupted sexual monsters.
May 8th, 2009 at 12:16 pm
Wait Shabier, just let me clean my classes, all those zero’s look a bit blurred !
May 8th, 2009 at 12:23 pm
Can’t wait to get my teeth into that big cake!!
May 8th, 2009 at 12:25 pm
Im going to get them now no jockey needed, After today bazozwa ngathi bayasha uMbheki ubayekile hayi mina
May 8th, 2009 at 12:42 pm
Oh please he rather not go to the parliment like that,someone must advise him pls
May 8th, 2009 at 12:44 pm
mshini wam mshini wam, baphi amatomhozane
May 8th, 2009 at 12:45 pm
South Africa’ democracy has definitely matured because the overwhelming majority vote in favour of the ANC during the recent elections is a clear manifestation of the trust that the people have vested in me as a leader.
May 8th, 2009 at 12:48 pm
umshi wami lona ehe, baphi la matobhozane
May 8th, 2009 at 12:50 pm
JZ Caption : Gee, I wish had matching “cats” eyes, so I would not need these damn glasses
May 8th, 2009 at 1:03 pm
“DO I NEED A BRA’ FOR THE REED DANCE?”
May 8th, 2009 at 1:11 pm
It’s about time we had a real African man as President in SA, not one of those copy cats imitating the Georges and Bills in those uptight tuxedos. Msholozi you look absolutely Great……….
May 8th, 2009 at 1:12 pm
You haven’t seen anything yet !!!!
May 8th, 2009 at 1:14 pm
and now Im ready for the seventh first lady, but frst let Julius to bring my shower cap, in case I get infected.
May 8th, 2009 at 1:25 pm
@Gasela: Its about time we have a “real african”? HAHAHAHAHAHAA. That’s funnier than the captions themselves! What/who do you define as a “real African?”
May 8th, 2009 at 2:01 pm
Eish….If I put on my glasses at least I will look intelligent…
May 8th, 2009 at 2:05 pm
In case all you Environmentals are watching … I can assure you, the leopard is all 100% FAKE – JUST LIKE ME!
May 8th, 2009 at 2:07 pm
Even I have to admit – I am one helluva Plonker!
May 8th, 2009 at 2:07 pm
A whole body wax will do him good and a gym visit won’t be to bad either to flatten that big belly.
May 8th, 2009 at 2:12 pm
i possess everything a lady need.true leader
May 8th, 2009 at 2:19 pm
YA,I QABANE LANGEMPELA
May 8th, 2009 at 2:20 pm
THATS WHERE JZ BELONGS NOT IN PARLIAMENT
May 8th, 2009 at 2:33 pm
That’s my halo, you idiot, not my headband!
May 8th, 2009 at 2:42 pm
“Hey there sweet thing, come to daddy”
May 8th, 2009 at 2:57 pm
As South Africans, let’s unite and support our president. Making fun of him is like making fun of our selves to the outside world.
May 8th, 2009 at 3:17 pm
Hey bafweto < you wanna come for a ride in my blue light bullshit waggon … ?
May 8th, 2009 at 3:20 pm
Gasela – in that case he must abandon his BMW’ssss , his indoor toilet, his jet plane. And even , I’m afraid his machine gun? I’m not even sure he is allowed to ride a horse, So it’s back to huts and spears for us all!
May 8th, 2009 at 3:25 pm
Eish, Bob this is a great gift…just need a shower curtain for later!!!
May 8th, 2009 at 3:31 pm
SJO, THE ABC’S – THAT WAS TOUGH, NEXT MONTH WE START THE 123′S
May 8th, 2009 at 3:54 pm
I am a slim, attractive, youngish Zulu man seeking any women, of any age, anywhere.
May 8th, 2009 at 4:01 pm
yeck, she does’nt look too good without my glasses.
May 8th, 2009 at 4:16 pm
those tits are 100% real baby, no sealicon.
May 8th, 2009 at 5:07 pm
Yes, my mammogram was negative
May 8th, 2009 at 5:34 pm
NO, they are not implants
May 8th, 2009 at 5:44 pm
let’s shaik it baby! BBBEEE here i come…u anc nothing yet!
May 8th, 2009 at 6:20 pm
And don’t forget I’m your Commander in Chief!!!
May 8th, 2009 at 6:31 pm
I need rings on my fingers, bells on my toes and a bone through the nose ……ooh, ooh.
May 8th, 2009 at 6:47 pm
Eish, there’s a Zulu at Union Buildings !
May 8th, 2009 at 6:50 pm
I’m too sexy for my shirt….
May 8th, 2009 at 8:56 pm
No animals were hurt, maimed, or killed in order for me to wear this.
it’s 100% fake… makes sense hey?
May 9th, 2009 at 7:58 am
Boggom, I’m also a Nando’s candidate
May 9th, 2009 at 8:40 am
Why are you laughing, do I look like a coconut???
May 9th, 2009 at 8:46 am
Lay on the virgins!! Man
May 9th, 2009 at 10:40 am
Get ready everyone, I am about to Shaik, rattle and roll!!
May 9th, 2009 at 11:44 am
Jeepers, Creepers, where’d I get dem hooters?
May 9th, 2009 at 1:28 pm
Ladies please, don’t hate me coz I have bigger breasts than you…
May 9th, 2009 at 8:55 pm
eish! guess Im pinky and the ANC the brain..!
May 9th, 2009 at 9:28 pm
One day I’ll be President, earning some HONEST money and then I will be able to buy some PROPER clothes!
May 9th, 2009 at 10:00 pm
I shagged, I came, I showered!
May 10th, 2009 at 6:15 pm
Who? me?, I never changed any spots! Only the Scorpions changed their sting, he he he he!
May 10th, 2009 at 7:25 pm
Yaa! This me, nginje!
May 10th, 2009 at 10:29 pm
hahaha, these NPA guys wont catch me now!
May 10th, 2009 at 11:24 pm
Zille, is that you?? … remember girl, this leopard is always on the prowl for fresh meat…
May 11th, 2009 at 8:20 am
A South African is important in this democratic South Africa, Thats it so Lets not laugh on who we are, because we will sound like fools. Viva My President!!!!
May 11th, 2009 at 8:23 am
yez, it’z a real buzinez unuzual… putting zuma az prezident!
Iz zouth africa theze poorer?
May 11th, 2009 at 8:36 am
Our president will always be a tsep ahead of all those who want to bring him down, we all know that true it’s been proven and likewise for the ANC, it will always be a thousnd steps ahead of it’s oppositions………….
South Africa my land, South Africa my Future, South Africa my vision……………!
May 11th, 2009 at 9:07 am
MINE!!…Sssouth Africais ALLLLL mine..mwuahhahahahahahahaaaa*choke haggagka*Cough,Cough…HAHA!!
May 11th, 2009 at 9:38 am
i guess they were not here during the strugle, thats why they have
stupid comments. 100% clueless
May 11th, 2009 at 9:54 am
surely it is not only me (in parliament) who still knows and is proud of his culture can anyone please prove me wrong
May 11th, 2009 at 10:06 am
One moment while I clean my glasses…I need to see if it’s “Lady Liberty” or “Lady Justice” I’m doing before I take my shower.
May 11th, 2009 at 10:14 am
Vedi Veci Veni!
May 11th, 2009 at 10:15 am
Ladies look I am a cute Zulu Boy
May 11th, 2009 at 10:53 am
Awe! mina ngiMzulu ungibheke kahle!
May 11th, 2009 at 10:56 am
Microphone, check; headphones, check – all 100% Zulu – testing 1, 2, 3 – “It’s one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, now go, Cat, go …
May 11th, 2009 at 11:02 am
ha,ha,ha!!!!! I’m ha,ha,ha the President!! Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha!!!!!!
May 11th, 2009 at 2:24 pm
do you like my man-boobs?
May 11th, 2009 at 3:09 pm
Gee our President was so dignified at his inauguration. He’s learnt a lot from the West. Am proud of him.
May 11th, 2009 at 3:26 pm
This is just a sign of the man I am, what you see, you get!
May 11th, 2009 at 4:50 pm
HAHAHAHA, whose having the last laugh now…..
May 11th, 2009 at 8:50 pm
I’m Zululander – King of all the really, really, really good-looking people in South Africa!
May 12th, 2009 at 1:52 am
Mshini wami
May 12th, 2009 at 8:36 am
Proudly SAcan and costsaving
May 12th, 2009 at 10:51 am
And here U thought this is not included in the Package when you made u’re vote…
May 12th, 2009 at 10:54 am
Hello Thabo, Hello Cope, Hello Zille guess whos laughing now! Ngizonifakumshini manje!!
May 12th, 2009 at 1:05 pm
Now its the time for those who questioned our capabilities (Shikota Cope, Zille DA etc Holomisa) to change and look at what people can do when power is all theirs (Amandla ngawethu!!!). Proudly South Africans not South Africans Influenced by the west in order to make decisions, I’m talking about South Africans who are influenced by their soroundings e.g. The big 5. Look at those majestic animals when they run, dance, play & sing in Africans planes, they make me proud, they inspire me they are full of confidence like Jacob Gedleyikisa Zuma. Thats why black people in all corners of South Africa aknowledges these wonderful creatures By Singing, Dancing and even wearing their skins.
May 12th, 2009 at 2:34 pm
wow I am sexy without my glasses on
May 12th, 2009 at 4:29 pm
zuma doesn’t deserve to be the president and its really shame that the people of mzantsi can’t see that. yho in this pic he really looks like “GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE”
May 12th, 2009 at 6:32 pm
Innocent – thank you for your input! I bet you voted for the DA? Just after you
spent 5 years getting a degree in Chynical Phycsology?? Or did you just get out of jail?
May 13th, 2009 at 5:48 am
This is the real me that was hidden under that dark suit on the 9th! Would have been great to wear this instead.
May 13th, 2009 at 7:58 am
Ngindoda ye qotho, i ate it all
May 13th, 2009 at 11:13 am
He hehehe tl tl! I see no dark cloud hanging over me the sun is shining through my nqayi. HEHEHEHEHE! see the sunshine on my head.
May 13th, 2009 at 3:12 pm
Even if i COPE is on 3rd base asityhafi. I still say COPE deserved to be the opposition okanye let me say COPE deserve to rule
May 14th, 2009 at 8:44 am
Litha: WHO DESERVE TO BE SA PRESIDENT IN cope STRUCTURE BROER AND WHAT CREDENTIALS DO THEY HAVE?
May 14th, 2009 at 10:33 am
GOOD FRIEND, GO THROUGH THEIR PROFILES AND YOU WILL HAVE IT ALL. ONE MUST LEARN TO KNOW THAT NOT EVERY ONE WAS BORN DURING MULTI-PARTY STRUGGLE WITH APARTHEID THEREFOR THE RATIONALE FOR YOUR STATEMENT IS MISPLACED. AGAIN, U MUST BEAR IN MIND THAT THE DEMOCRATIC VICTORY CAME TO LIGHT FOLLOWING THE SUCCESFUL MULTI-PARTY EFFORT TO DO AWAY WITH APARTHEID.
June 12th, 2009 at 3:25 pm
ya!isecond you mr lux,we mustb see the light in whateva we duin…..
April 6th, 2010 at 10:28 am
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April 7th, 2010 at 9:01 am
Every time I clean these western glasses I notice that I married the wrong wife once more!
April 7th, 2010 at 12:08 pm
This is my cultchas answer to women’s cleavage day.