Zuma zulu photo caption contest

Zuma zulu photo caption

Zuma Zulu Photo Caption Contest

Some Friday fun for Wonkie readers – please submit your best caption(s) for the above Zuma photo in the comments section below. Be sure to check out the President Zuma background piece on Wonkie.com next week.

Have fun and enjoy the weekend!

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  1. Ismail says:

    Man, this thing itches!

  2. You have to be brave to wear this in the cold!

  3. I’ll bet you thinking…. do we wear underwear under this?

  4. Simpiwe says:

    Don’t laugh at me because you’re not brave enough to acknowledge your roots!

  5. Why didn’t I listen to my second wife and wear a scarf? It is really getting chilly!

  6. These crazy people really do believe i know what i’m doing!!!

  7. I am going back to my roots…

  8. No, I’m not from the Cape Flats,,,I do have a full set of teeth!!

  9. ehh, you see, I have to clean these glasses to enjoy the sight of all these kangas!

  10. As long as my head shines, no one will notice I forgot to cream the rest of my body!

  11. ehh, ladies, one at a time. There is enough of me to go around. Really, there is.

  12. “DO you think I’m Sexy?
    Do you want my body?”

  13. haibo , now I’m relly the big chief. Thabo , bring me wife no 7

  14. Where’s my shower cap??

  15. I’m too sexy for my suite, too sexy for my suite, so sexy it hurts!

  16. Karl Hulley says:

    Hie..Hie..No I am not “King Kong’s” Roll on or “Chrome Dome”. But I can tell you one thing a Leopord never loses it’s spots.

  17. michael makhado says:

    I’LL BE GETTING ALL THE FREEBIES (LOTIONS) TO SHINE MY HEAD

  18. Do you think I will change my spots?

  19. Andrew Schaffner says:

    Madiba , how will I see as well as you do if I have to discard my spectacles as well as the shower head ?

  20. Simphiwe says:

    I will qoute the man himself ” If you forget your past or your roots, you dont know where you’re going to” stay cool Pres.

  21. he, he he. HE HE HE. I made it. Now all I need is a new wife. And I like what I see!

  22. umlungu says:

    Eish, Julius, you are so funny these days!!

  23. chameleon1 says:

    No ,this is NOT a Leon Schuster movie!!!!!!

  24. Sam Dlamini says:

    Whew, am I looking hot or what! Any of you ladies like what you see and want to be next in line to be one of my beloved wives.

  25. it takes a 100% zulu boy to shoot with the mshini and still run SA

  26. Hey, … what did you say about breastfeeding? Oh… OK yes, I did try it but my nipples hurt too much!

  27. With these great breasts I will be able to join the next reed dance.

  28. Don Theo says:

    Can a leopard change its spots?

  29. Howling Mad Dog says:

    Underwired bra’s are uncomfortable!

  30. Come Thibos and your Cope, I’m now ready to tear you apart!!!!

  31. Hi guys do u like my Cool dress for my Presidency Inaug. tomorrow 9th May – I think it’s a great wear!!

  32. Howling Mad Dog says:

    We DEMAND respect!
    We are a 1st world country!

  33. Roadrunner says:

    Have you checked my neat chrome-dome… it makes me a solar-powered sex machine!

  34. “Eish” my money is tie up

  35. Sharp ne, I do look cool & seri as ne – tomorrow’s my big day ne

  36. South Africa, here I come your warrior, fear nothing we are stronger than ever!

  37. I warned that Zille woman about bringing her cat to the inauguration!!!!

  38. I don’t care what you say, I’m taking a shower!

  39. hmmm thought the laser would work – thought i could see now the ‘rain’ ‘reign’
    was gone – damn still the same spectacles!!!

  40. I must get more roughage in my daily diet

  41. A true African has landed in Parliament

  42. heheh – got you all under my wing – left or right – hell who knows anymore –

  43. three first ladies for inauguration and six for opening of parliament

  44. Eish, forgot to take my specs off in the shower!

  45. Howling Mad Dog says:

    THAT Zolola, is exactly the problem! Pity we couldn’t get Bob M to come in?

  46. Madam dem are not my dark glasses, dem are my nostrils!

  47. Give the man a chance. We’ll see how fast he’ll make us all corrupted sexual monsters.

  48. Wait Shabier, just let me clean my classes, all those zero’s look a bit blurred !

  49. Can’t wait to get my teeth into that big cake!!

  50. Im going to get them now no jockey needed, After today bazozwa ngathi bayasha uMbheki ubayekile hayi mina

  51. promise says:

    Oh please he rather not go to the parliment like that,someone must advise him pls

  52. mshini wam mshini wam, baphi amatomhozane

  53. Isaac Plaatjies says:

    South Africa’ democracy has definitely matured because the overwhelming majority vote in favour of the ANC during the recent elections is a clear manifestation of the trust that the people have vested in me as a leader.

  54. umshi wami lona ehe, baphi la matobhozane

  55. JZ Caption : Gee, I wish had matching “cats” eyes, so I would not need these damn glasses

  56. Bovril24 says:

    “DO I NEED A BRA’ FOR THE REED DANCE?”

  57. It’s about time we had a real African man as President in SA, not one of those copy cats imitating the Georges and Bills in those uptight tuxedos. Msholozi you look absolutely Great……….

  58. You haven’t seen anything yet !!!!

  59. and now Im ready for the seventh first lady, but frst let Julius to bring my shower cap, in case I get infected.

  60. Ntsane says:

    @Gasela: Its about time we have a “real african”? HAHAHAHAHAHAA. That’s funnier than the captions themselves! What/who do you define as a “real African?”

  61. Eish….If I put on my glasses at least I will look intelligent…

  62. In case all you Environmentals are watching … I can assure you, the leopard is all 100% FAKE – JUST LIKE ME!

  63. Even I have to admit – I am one helluva Plonker!

  64. A whole body wax will do him good and a gym visit won’t be to bad either to flatten that big belly.

  65. slaymann says:

    i possess everything a lady need.true leader

  66. YA,I QABANE LANGEMPELA

  67. THATS WHERE JZ BELONGS NOT IN PARLIAMENT

  68. That’s my halo, you idiot, not my headband!

  69. Lucy Furr says:

    “Hey there sweet thing, come to daddy”

  70. As South Africans, let’s unite and support our president. Making fun of him is like making fun of our selves to the outside world.

  71. Gutbuct says:

    Hey bafweto < you wanna come for a ride in my blue light bullshit waggon … ?

  72. Howling Mad Dog says:

    Gasela – in that case he must abandon his BMW’ssss , his indoor toilet, his jet plane. And even , I’m afraid his machine gun? I’m not even sure he is allowed to ride a horse, So it’s back to huts and spears for us all!

  73. Eish, Bob this is a great gift…just need a shower curtain for later!!!

  74. SJO, THE ABC’S – THAT WAS TOUGH, NEXT MONTH WE START THE 123’S

  75. Chuck D says:

    I am a slim, attractive, youngish Zulu man seeking any women, of any age, anywhere.

  76. Duncan says:

    yeck, she does’nt look too good without my glasses.

  77. those tits are 100% real baby, no sealicon.

  78. Yes, my mammogram was negative

  79. NO, they are not implants

  80. frank talks says:

    let’s shaik it baby! BBBEEE here i come…u anc nothing yet!

  81. And don’t forget I’m your Commander in Chief!!!

  82. I need rings on my fingers, bells on my toes and a bone through the nose ……ooh, ooh.

  83. Eish, there’s a Zulu at Union Buildings !

  84. I’m too sexy for my shirt….

  85. gillkitty says:

    No animals were hurt, maimed, or killed in order for me to wear this.
    it’s 100% fake… makes sense hey?

  86. kaydee says:

    Boggom, I’m also a Nando’s candidate

  87. Ekisbaas says:

    Why are you laughing, do I look like a coconut???

  88. Chewee says:

    Lay on the virgins!! Man

  89. Get ready everyone, I am about to Shaik, rattle and roll!!

  90. Jeepers, Creepers, where’d I get dem hooters?

  91. Lolita says:

    Ladies please, don’t hate me coz I have bigger breasts than you…

  92. eish! guess Im pinky and the ANC the brain..!

  93. whymemate says:

    One day I’ll be President, earning some HONEST money and then I will be able to buy some PROPER clothes!

  94. BartGee says:

    I shagged, I came, I showered!

  95. Thulani says:

    Who? me?, I never changed any spots! Only the Scorpions changed their sting, he he he he!

  96. Yaa! This me, nginje!

  97. hahaha, these NPA guys wont catch me now!

  98. Whoopee says:

    Zille, is that you?? … remember girl, this leopard is always on the prowl for fresh meat…

  99. Innocent Mawera says:

    A South African is important in this democratic South Africa, Thats it so Lets not laugh on who we are, because we will sound like fools. Viva My President!!!!

  100. yez, it’z a real buzinez unuzual… putting zuma az prezident!
    Iz zouth africa theze poorer?

  101. Our president will always be a tsep ahead of all those who want to bring him down, we all know that true it’s been proven and likewise for the ANC, it will always be a thousnd steps ahead of it’s oppositions………….

    South Africa my land, South Africa my Future, South Africa my vision……………!

  102. MINE!!…Sssouth Africais ALLLLL mine..mwuahhahahahahahahaaaa*choke haggagka*Cough,Cough…HAHA!!

  103. i guess they were not here during the strugle, thats why they have
    stupid comments. 100% clueless

  104. surely it is not only me (in parliament) who still knows and is proud of his culture can anyone please prove me wrong

  105. One moment while I clean my glasses…I need to see if it’s “Lady Liberty” or “Lady Justice” I’m doing before I take my shower.

  106. Vedi Veci Veni!

  107. Ladies look I am a cute Zulu Boy

  108. Awe! mina ngiMzulu ungibheke kahle!

  109. Jono 1703 says:

    Microphone, check; headphones, check – all 100% Zulu – testing 1, 2, 3 – “It’s one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, now go, Cat, go …

  110. ha,ha,ha!!!!! I’m ha,ha,ha the President!! Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha!!!!!!

  111. do you like my man-boobs?

  112. Gee our President was so dignified at his inauguration. He’s learnt a lot from the West. Am proud of him.

  113. This is just a sign of the man I am, what you see, you get!

  114. HAHAHAHA, whose having the last laugh now…..

  115. I’m Zululander – King of all the really, really, really good-looking people in South Africa!

  116. exPhoenix/nowKiwi says:

    Mshini wami

  117. Proudly SAcan and costsaving

  118. Agnetha says:

    And here U thought this is not included in the Package when you made u’re vote…

  119. Hello Thabo, Hello Cope, Hello Zille guess whos laughing now! Ngizonifakumshini manje!!

  120. Innocent Mawera says:

    Now its the time for those who questioned our capabilities (Shikota Cope, Zille DA etc Holomisa) to change and look at what people can do when power is all theirs (Amandla ngawethu!!!). Proudly South Africans not South Africans Influenced by the west in order to make decisions, I’m talking about South Africans who are influenced by their soroundings e.g. The big 5. Look at those majestic animals when they run, dance, play & sing in Africans planes, they make me proud, they inspire me they are full of confidence like Jacob Gedleyikisa Zuma. Thats why black people in all corners of South Africa aknowledges these wonderful creatures By Singing, Dancing and even wearing their skins.

  121. wow I am sexy without my glasses on

  122. zuma doesn’t deserve to be the president and its really shame that the people of mzantsi can’t see that. yho in this pic he really looks like “GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE”

  123. Innocent – thank you for your input! I bet you voted for the DA? Just after you
    spent 5 years getting a degree in Chynical Phycsology?? Or did you just get out of jail?

  124. This is the real me that was hidden under that dark suit on the 9th! Would have been great to wear this instead.

  125. Ngindoda ye qotho, i ate it all

  126. He hehehe tl tl! I see no dark cloud hanging over me the sun is shining through my nqayi. HEHEHEHEHE! see the sunshine on my head.

  127. Even if i COPE is on 3rd base asityhafi. I still say COPE deserved to be the opposition okanye let me say COPE deserve to rule

  128. Innocent Mawera says:

    Litha: WHO DESERVE TO BE SA PRESIDENT IN cope STRUCTURE BROER AND WHAT CREDENTIALS DO THEY HAVE?

  129. GOOD FRIEND, GO THROUGH THEIR PROFILES AND YOU WILL HAVE IT ALL. ONE MUST LEARN TO KNOW THAT NOT EVERY ONE WAS BORN DURING MULTI-PARTY STRUGGLE WITH APARTHEID THEREFOR THE RATIONALE FOR YOUR STATEMENT IS MISPLACED. AGAIN, U MUST BEAR IN MIND THAT THE DEMOCRATIC VICTORY CAME TO LIGHT FOLLOWING THE SUCCESFUL MULTI-PARTY EFFORT TO DO AWAY WITH APARTHEID.

  130. ya!isecond you mr lux,we mustb see the light in whateva we duin…..

  131. Every time I clean these western glasses I notice that I married the wrong wife once more!

  132. This is my cultchas answer to women’s cleavage day.

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