May 22nd, 2009
In a parallel universe – Photo Caption Contest
Wonkie thought it would make today’s photo caption contest a bit more challenging but much more inclusive today. After all it’s easy to make fun of Malema, Zille, Zuma etc – they simply provide us with so much content to do so. Please enter your best caption for the above photo in the comments section below – it does NOT have to do anything with politics so flex that imagination!
The funniest, most original caption wins a Wonkie T-shirt!
The winner will be announced late next week.
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May 22nd, 2009 at 10:04 am
Hmmm… let me get my stethoscope – I think it may be swine flu!
May 22nd, 2009 at 10:10 am
I think that spike relaxant that you are using should be tested on humans as it makes your eyes look funny
May 22nd, 2009 at 10:10 am
Well, its no use crying now- I warned you about going to those new-fangled “modern” hairstylists!
May 22nd, 2009 at 10:13 am
Come on! My wife’s chilli is not THAT bad!
May 22nd, 2009 at 10:18 am
Mum! Where’s my hot water bottle – I’m shrivelled and freezing cold…..
May 22nd, 2009 at 10:20 am
How many times must I tell you NOt to stick your toungue out at our neighbours? We do want them to move, but that won’t help!
May 22nd, 2009 at 10:20 am
umm!! I like this tongue cleaner, it gets between each taste bud.
May 22nd, 2009 at 10:21 am
Don’t you be pulling out that tongue at me Mahmoud Ahmedinijad – I’m your mother, not some George Bush character
(a scene from Amhedinijad’s early days in the parallel universe lol)
May 22nd, 2009 at 10:22 am
DON’T U DARE STICK UR TONGUE AT ME U LITTLE PRICK.
May 22nd, 2009 at 10:24 am
Hey bro whats up with the sad face?
May 22nd, 2009 at 10:25 am
@Nstane – emails to your address are bouncing.. please click here to contact Wonkie and let us know how to get in touch. You won a t-shirt for your entry in a previous photo caption contest! Cheers
May 22nd, 2009 at 10:26 am
Lemme get this right? You’re saying that without the spikes you can actually use your tongue in foreplay?
May 22nd, 2009 at 10:27 am
Oh, my God, not another one. I wish understood rabbits’ culture.
May 22nd, 2009 at 10:29 am
I’d knock the feeling out your taste buds.
May 22nd, 2009 at 10:31 am
hey wena nkwenkwe! stop acting an animal in case you have nt noticed i’m human and therefore can be sleeping with the whole cabinet!
May 22nd, 2009 at 10:32 am
I’ve been thinking, we too should do our bit for Zimbabwe…
May 22nd, 2009 at 10:33 am
Listen just forget it Zille – no amount of tongue you can show me is going to let you get jiggy with me ok
May 22nd, 2009 at 10:34 am
stop sticking your tongue out,that is the sign of being a lazy official
May 22nd, 2009 at 10:38 am
You are a bit slow today boet, you need to wear your Sharks rugby jersey
May 22nd, 2009 at 10:42 am
Hmmm… I see the problem, but where have you been putting your tongue recently?
May 22nd, 2009 at 10:43 am
Wow Mama Mia
May 22nd, 2009 at 10:46 am
so …is this how you betray me by acquiring shares from vodacom ……?
May 22nd, 2009 at 10:52 am
Oh grow up Bob
May 22nd, 2009 at 10:53 am
What’s speed freak who was chasing you this time?
May 22nd, 2009 at 10:53 am
zille , malema and zuma best friends thier friendship goes a long way ask comrade gwede mantashe
May 22nd, 2009 at 10:56 am
What’s up speed freak who was chasing you this time?
May 22nd, 2009 at 10:57 am
bbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrbbbbbbbbbbbrrrrrrrrrrr,told you staying in the wild will make you undesreble,bbbbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrbbbbbbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,go get cleaned up MAN its FRIDAY.
May 22nd, 2009 at 11:00 am
Come on, they said my cabinet is full of only old males, I’ll teach you how to disobey Zuma!
May 22nd, 2009 at 11:01 am
Washing must be a no-no
May 22nd, 2009 at 11:02 am
Are you freezing with cold rabit ? every year when is winter you must be of my structure. i am not feel any cold.
May 22nd, 2009 at 11:02 am
So, it looks like the Southern African hair straightening products need to be used with caution then?
May 22nd, 2009 at 11:04 am
Tongue to big for your mouth? Is that what you’re trying to tell me?
May 22nd, 2009 at 11:05 am
Why won’t she snuggle up to me? I am so lovable.
May 22nd, 2009 at 11:07 am
Do you want to be of my structure mr rabit.
May 22nd, 2009 at 11:13 am
ever though of licking stamps?
May 22nd, 2009 at 11:13 am
The Hedghog can never be buggered!! (Terry Pratchett)
May 22nd, 2009 at 11:23 am
So do you think we can still take ZUMA down?
May 22nd, 2009 at 11:23 am
A French kiss————-never
May 22nd, 2009 at 11:24 am
Dude, stop pulling that rabbit face!!
May 22nd, 2009 at 11:25 am
Wow, what a refreshing environment, I know there is a lot to eat back in the human world but with the fights between Helen and JZ you can never be sure of your safety. Not to mention Julius
May 22nd, 2009 at 11:30 am
Where’s your sense of humour?
May 22nd, 2009 at 11:38 am
So , Mr Roger Rabbit , are you going to give your new Merc back ?
May 22nd, 2009 at 11:38 am
The grass around these parts tastes yuk
May 22nd, 2009 at 11:40 am
Damn credit crunch…makes u cut to cheap products!! what have u eaten now, mate??
May 22nd, 2009 at 11:42 am
Jeez Louise… Pleaaase tell me you haven’t been taking part in bloody Johnson & Johnson clinical trials again!
May 22nd, 2009 at 11:42 am
Is that your opinion of the Zille cabinet or are you just happy to see me?
May 22nd, 2009 at 11:54 am
Hey, Rabit! I can see you are tired and hungry. Your tongue says it all.
Believe me, some fuckin dog is hungry and after us too.
May 22nd, 2009 at 11:56 am
is Malema your brother?
May 22nd, 2009 at 11:57 am
little prick!
May 22nd, 2009 at 11:57 am
I told you twice now! Don’t lick me ….. I’m not your mother.
May 22nd, 2009 at 11:59 am
Having a bit of a bad hare day????
May 22nd, 2009 at 12:02 pm
ummm, look you’re freaking me out okay?!! I told you licking me would not be a good idea!! snap out of the shock already! im not that spiky…. am i?
May 22nd, 2009 at 12:04 pm
Jacob Zuma:Hay Julius, Now that we in power,wot u say we have Nando’s 4 Lunch?
May 22nd, 2009 at 12:11 pm
i regret what i said about the president JZ, now everybody will know my sex toy boys
May 22nd, 2009 at 12:14 pm
You come to the right place for tongue piercings.
May 22nd, 2009 at 12:23 pm
I thing is enough about politics we have a beautiful country only if we can work together forget about the colour or race. We luck we leave in South Africa look around the world can you see what is happening do you want that must happen in your country? noI guess you will say no.
May 22nd, 2009 at 12:28 pm
FROG!! You lick the FROG, not the HEDGEHOG you moron!
May 22nd, 2009 at 12:35 pm
hey! you little racist girl, i can see that you are tired of screaming my name.i m the king now its time to sing along “bring back my machine gun”.
May 22nd, 2009 at 12:40 pm
Hmmm lekker Mr. Rabit I don’t want to be you you taste yammmie. You know what if I was you I will Fly to diferent country
May 22nd, 2009 at 12:53 pm
Please do not be like someone I know He went to a librarian and ask for suicide book and librarian take one look at him and say” voetsek who’s gonna bring it back?”
May 22nd, 2009 at 1:02 pm
UNISA is fighting against ANCYL for what! Ok, maybe for the reason that Malema didnt qualify to study there!!
May 22nd, 2009 at 1:03 pm
hmmm what did you taste with your togue do bring or give it to me because it taste bud
May 22nd, 2009 at 1:20 pm
Hey bunny! You look buggered. Want a ride? Just lay down and play dead like I do!
May 22nd, 2009 at 1:24 pm
Come on,taste a bit-I promise not to bite!
May 22nd, 2009 at 1:26 pm
May I please use one of yours spikes to pierce my tongue,it won’t take long or you can just do it for me.
May 22nd, 2009 at 2:06 pm
I hate it when you stick out your toungue like a chameleon. It makes you look gayish, you stupid rabbit.
May 22nd, 2009 at 2:09 pm
Don’t even THINK about it!”
May 22nd, 2009 at 2:36 pm
Keep doing that and you’ll get hurt…
May 22nd, 2009 at 2:36 pm
Dude check out my tongue ring !!!!
May 22nd, 2009 at 2:40 pm
Not now toy boy anc soldiers and malema are watching us closelly after what i said about JZ.
May 22nd, 2009 at 2:47 pm
Hmmm…I used to look like you once…a long time ago…all cute and cuddly…just keep on sticking out your tongue like that, especially while walking through them salt mines in the pouring rain…electrolysis, my friend it gets you every time…
May 22nd, 2009 at 3:26 pm
MY THORNS WILL DRAMAT YOU MORE THAN THE SCORPIONS,HOOR!!
May 22nd, 2009 at 3:42 pm
Steek tong uit vir jou ma……
May 22nd, 2009 at 4:02 pm
okay, this little dude is freaking me out, i think im gonna slowly back away then make a run for it.. i mean what would my friends say? molested by a rabbit……
May 22nd, 2009 at 4:02 pm
Hold me back Malema i sting like a bee when i am loose,this woman(Zille) is on my nerves, like the other 3 at home……Damn Mbeki and his woman empowerment
May 22nd, 2009 at 4:33 pm
I like your cartoons. Keep doing your work.
May 22nd, 2009 at 4:33 pm
I told you not to eat the brown stuff, didn’t I
May 22nd, 2009 at 6:00 pm
You see Henry look at the mess you’ve gotten us into now… I told you not to use your tongue to text especially since you got the braces on your teeth…well now you’re a rabbit…and I don’t know but I feel prickly and so somehow I’m guessing I’m not human anymore either! Hmmm…not sure what happened but maybe it was your tongue contacting the phone and those electricity poles we drove past…
May 22nd, 2009 at 7:31 pm
My cousin the rabbit won last time ok?
May 22nd, 2009 at 10:27 pm
mmmmm how did u steal tha WC away from me lady??
May 22nd, 2009 at 10:47 pm
I told you taking a shower wasn’t a cure!!!
May 23rd, 2009 at 1:14 am
“I know that I’m giving you the needle, and that this is a prickly situation, but you don’t have to stick your tongue out at me !”
May 23rd, 2009 at 10:49 am
Oh Please! Fur balls are NOTHING!
May 23rd, 2009 at 6:10 pm
Where’s your quills little brother?
May 23rd, 2009 at 9:24 pm
“No, you don’t look like JZ when you lick your lips”,
May 24th, 2009 at 8:02 am
Not a bad idea – rabbit pie will be nice…
May 24th, 2009 at 1:57 pm
relationship can be forged especially when there is going to be benefits. imagine what the rabbit and that quilly animal will relate to each other…i quess, tenders! Two differently skilled animals together, they can fight poverty. hahaaahaaaaa… THAT IS DEMOCRACY @ ITS BEST!
May 25th, 2009 at 6:01 pm
Hey! you little rat. Don’t you have any respect for your elders, showing your tounge while i’m talking. “Is this what we call democracy?”
May 26th, 2009 at 10:30 am
And I thought rats were rood.
May 26th, 2009 at 10:31 am
Would you like a tongue kababa fluffy?
May 26th, 2009 at 10:31 am
Cute and fluffy my prickly ass!!!
May 26th, 2009 at 10:45 am
didn i tell you that the swine flu wouldnt stop us from hosting the confed cup? now stick your tongue back in your mouth you look as silly as those moronic siamese twins zilly and jilly.
May 26th, 2009 at 4:58 pm
No Pink Drinks for you! I’m watching you
May 27th, 2009 at 6:54 pm
so that’s what a :p means…. hmm
May 28th, 2009 at 1:46 pm
I’m tellin ya. You gotta lick it before we kick it
May 29th, 2009 at 7:16 am
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May 29th, 2009 at 11:20 am
Eeek! Someone screwed up your highlights!
June 1st, 2009 at 2:22 pm
Eee! wel sir, its a pity i’m goin on a vacation i was goin 2 borrow u my thorns!!!
June 21st, 2009 at 7:05 pm
hey my bru lus vir ‘n steek….
August 12th, 2009 at 4:23 pm
Now stick it all out so i can aim, we don’t want to have a redo of this scene now do we…
September 10th, 2009 at 7:33 pm
I like this +1
October 2nd, 2009 at 5:17 pm
But my Honey Bunny I swear you’ll only feel a little prick!
October 9th, 2009 at 7:31 am
okay my baby now your here. what are you gonna eat? but don’t worry Zuma will provide.
January 13th, 2010 at 1:07 pm
i wanda if u wud b teasing next time wen they turn u into rabbit stew. u can ask mbeki n his COPE buddes
January 26th, 2010 at 11:39 am
Psssssssssst……..where is your mama?If you do find her,pliz do tell her to quit her pit stop-overs on my shallow pit,ok.By the way, wanna give me a spank or two?
February 12th, 2010 at 8:36 am
this new contraceptive method is too good!
April 16th, 2010 at 2:21 pm
stick your tongue out all you like. julius really can’t recite the alphabet backwards!!!
April 16th, 2010 at 5:51 pm
You can;t touch me! I’m Julius!