July 31st, 2009
Friday Fun – Wonkie Photo Caption Contest
After a week of mass protests, strike action, and Robert Mugabe cons, it’s time for Friday Fun once again. Wonkie apologises for being a little slack with announcing winners publicly for the last contest – it will be rectified soon (we’ve just not had time to change the photos to reflect the winning entries… but soon!)
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The funniest caption in this week’s contest wins a Wonkie CartOOns t-shirt!
The winner will be notified on 10th August… enjoy the weekend!
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Win over US$100 MILLION in the Italian SuperEna Lottery – Now Available outside Italy!
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July 31st, 2009 at 8:10 am
You were just an egg last time I saw you.
July 31st, 2009 at 8:12 am
You’re a cute chick.
July 31st, 2009 at 8:13 am
“I am watching you closely, each and every move you make!”
July 31st, 2009 at 8:14 am
Aren’t we just tweet.
July 31st, 2009 at 8:18 am
WTF
July 31st, 2009 at 8:23 am
My what a big mouth you have.
All the better to eat you with!
July 31st, 2009 at 8:27 am
Mr. Dog, can you please sniff where my mommy is!
July 31st, 2009 at 8:27 am
O.K, O.K we can watch a Chick flick tonight but tomorrow we watch Beethoven !!!!
July 31st, 2009 at 8:33 am
Way too small for my hunger. Not in the mood for friends either…
July 31st, 2009 at 8:33 am
Youve gotta ask yourself ..Do you feel Lucky
July 31st, 2009 at 8:33 am
If I smell you, will you still be here !
July 31st, 2009 at 8:34 am
Wo you calling Chicken … Punk!
July 31st, 2009 at 8:36 am
Ok Dog you stick to being gangster and ill do the Hippity Hoppity thing Ok.Thats a Rap
July 31st, 2009 at 8:40 am
I also wish I was working for the government so that I can also strike using the 2010 as an excuse
July 31st, 2009 at 8:41 am
The Sleeping Watchdog. Tjeep! Tjeep! Are you there?
July 31st, 2009 at 8:41 am
I knew your power hungry antic’s, would ultimately lead to this burn out
July 31st, 2009 at 8:43 am
hi there! will they give us food or they will just chase us!!!
July 31st, 2009 at 8:44 am
It’s not lunchtime yet. Come back when you are a bit bigger.
July 31st, 2009 at 8:46 am
Let’s go and chase some cats
July 31st, 2009 at 8:47 am
dont worry my little one i just had my meal,and tour mommy was so delicious so i’ll spare you till next time
July 31st, 2009 at 8:47 am
Getting ssoooo big, you might miss the small important things in your career
July 31st, 2009 at 8:48 am
Just paddled in your water, so its got that great chicken flavour.
July 31st, 2009 at 8:50 am
Nah even wit recession i cudnt eat ya!
July 31st, 2009 at 9:01 am
so mr dog how can you look after us with your eyes closed
July 31st, 2009 at 9:04 am
WHAT A U LUKING AT- I STILL HAS A LONG WAY TO GO BUDDY!
July 31st, 2009 at 9:21 am
Chicken, hey???
July 31st, 2009 at 9:25 am
I never knew the world of quantum physics was so fascinating!!!
July 31st, 2009 at 9:38 am
OPEN SESAME
July 31st, 2009 at 9:58 am
Damn,don’t you just look so cute… The only problem is that you’re still tiny for my tummy!
July 31st, 2009 at 10:05 am
This is between me and your father.
July 31st, 2009 at 10:09 am
hey doggy what must be done abt municipality people they demand so much…think man
July 31st, 2009 at 10:14 am
so Blondie… tell me where all the other chicks hang out huh?
July 31st, 2009 at 10:26 am
You realy snore!
July 31st, 2009 at 10:32 am
Yep – its your lucky day – I’m one of those chicks that dig it when the guys drool over them…
July 31st, 2009 at 10:43 am
what do you mean the chicken run stops here.
July 31st, 2009 at 11:09 am
Whhatz Up………………
July 31st, 2009 at 11:20 am
never judge a bird by its colours
July 31st, 2009 at 11:23 am
Uhh!!! not you again …
July 31st, 2009 at 11:32 am
Mmm—–you little cute chick,what now? I guess you here to keep me company my friend.Mbrrr————–rrrrr.
July 31st, 2009 at 12:01 pm
Wakey, wakey my friend. Let’s show everyone how we get on with each other. Sic em boy!
July 31st, 2009 at 12:04 pm
Hi! chickadee – I’m Rolex the Watch Dog
July 31st, 2009 at 12:11 pm
Dont u dare make this place untidy
July 31st, 2009 at 12:14 pm
ndim lo
July 31st, 2009 at 12:22 pm
Yo! Dog… What’s up?
July 31st, 2009 at 12:34 pm
If I wait long enough you will grow into a proper lunch!!
July 31st, 2009 at 1:06 pm
Doggy you better bow before a chick like me!
July 31st, 2009 at 1:36 pm
what’s up my nigga!
July 31st, 2009 at 1:59 pm
Julius, you’re to small to join the Nandos dudes.
July 31st, 2009 at 2:07 pm
Hey Doggie, wanna play hide and seek??
July 31st, 2009 at 3:02 pm
Chick: “what`s for lunch?”
Doggy: “im not sure, today i feel like GRILLED chicken”
July 31st, 2009 at 6:24 pm
“Do you think Mugabe care’s about the recetion in SA birdy”
July 31st, 2009 at 11:15 pm
St Bernard: You don’t look well Chick, have a sluk of my brandy..
August 1st, 2009 at 6:19 am
Oh, so think I an abandoned kid too?
August 1st, 2009 at 8:25 am
Hey Voosy, I guess this is what you’ll refer to as ‘chicken rape’. Sex them whilst they’re still babies to increase your numbers. He, he,he.
August 1st, 2009 at 1:04 pm
I don wanna finish de whole family,so stop asking for your mommy.
August 2nd, 2009 at 11:26 am
tweet tweet. I think I saw a Pussy cat
August 2nd, 2009 at 3:05 pm
Shake that booty, Um chicki wam!
August 2nd, 2009 at 5:46 pm
Hey, dog breath are we going to arm wrestle or are you chicken?
August 2nd, 2009 at 6:52 pm
“Be my love,for no one else can end this yearning…..”
August 2nd, 2009 at 10:02 pm
I said stop offering me brandy, can’t you see I am under age!!!!
August 3rd, 2009 at 10:15 am
so you wanna ram with me?
August 3rd, 2009 at 11:22 am
KISS ME !
AND I’LL TURN INTO A TURKEY
August 3rd, 2009 at 11:24 am
KISS ME AND I’LL TURN INTO A BITCH !
August 3rd, 2009 at 3:48 pm
“Its worked before,then shall it work again if you dare to wake-up you will be another Golith”.
August 3rd, 2009 at 3:51 pm
I guess love really doesn’t have a size.
August 3rd, 2009 at 3:52 pm
Your mama lied to you I ain’t your daddy.
August 3rd, 2009 at 3:55 pm
Sorry I don’t do SUGARDOGGIES!
August 3rd, 2009 at 3:58 pm
“Oh Doggie -I DO”
August 3rd, 2009 at 4:26 pm
Oh chickie you are so cute and yet so young to be my chow ahhhhhahhhhahha
August 3rd, 2009 at 4:27 pm
so cute but u need to grow to impress me like your mother
August 3rd, 2009 at 9:12 pm
You little chick you are just like Morgen Tsvagarai and those municipality workers you don’t know who calls the shots around here. It is me, Zuma and Mugabe.
August 4th, 2009 at 3:43 pm
The Doc. said that i must get serious about my diet, but this is just joke.
One chick a day keeps the vet away, Nonsese!
August 4th, 2009 at 3:44 pm
The Doc. said that i must get serious about my diet, but this is just joke.
One chick a day keeps the vet away, Nonsense!
August 4th, 2009 at 8:40 pm
Muscles too big! cant reach face!!
August 5th, 2009 at 8:48 am
Yeh Bro! event the big Okes are down becuase of the recession
August 5th, 2009 at 9:41 am
How about you becoming my morning snack?
August 5th, 2009 at 10:22 am
THAT CAT WONT COME ANY CLOSER NOW.
August 5th, 2009 at 1:01 pm
helo!can you eat eat me?….eish man i have swine flu……
August 5th, 2009 at 2:33 pm
HI – WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR LUNCH? BURGER?, PIZZA?,KFC?, OR ME?
August 7th, 2009 at 3:05 pm
Sorry hun, i don’t do kids… why don’t you get me your mom?
August 17th, 2009 at 12:16 pm
first it was OSAMA now U. don’t try it i role this world