August 21st, 2009
Two Owls Photo Caption Contest
Time for some Friday Fun again with Wonkie – please enter your best caption(s) to the photo above and feel free to forward this competition on to your friends!
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The funniest caption in this week’s contest wins a Wonkie CartOOns t-shirt!
The winner will be notified on 1st September 2009… enjoy the weekend!
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August 21st, 2009 at 7:38 am
Check that bird out!
August 21st, 2009 at 8:11 am
Caption
“Don’t panic , They said Swine and not Bird flue!!”
August 21st, 2009 at 8:12 am
JM Why so quiet now a days, this is not fun anymore.
August 21st, 2009 at 8:21 am
How Hubby do you real mean that you can die for me,i never thought that you love me so much.You make me shy when you say i’m the most beautiful woman on planet..he he he
August 21st, 2009 at 8:23 am
Still looks like South Africa is going for a dictatorship
August 21st, 2009 at 8:25 am
I thought we were lateral thinkers…?
August 21st, 2009 at 8:29 am
nevertrust a south african surgeon they can’t read my diagnoses was overweight
August 21st, 2009 at 8:29 am
(zuma and julias)julias what do u think about shabir, remember i owe him
August 21st, 2009 at 8:31 am
is this how the australian are looking at semenya
August 21st, 2009 at 8:34 am
Be reasonable……….you don’t have to be a politician to see things my way.
August 21st, 2009 at 8:35 am
I thaut I taw a puttycat, whed he go?
August 21st, 2009 at 8:40 am
Hey! time to go to bed don!t you know its daytime now.
August 21st, 2009 at 8:45 am
Eish my bra
August 21st, 2009 at 8:46 am
Hey!!!? Where’d your foot go?
August 21st, 2009 at 8:48 am
One foot is nothing compared to a stiff neck!
August 21st, 2009 at 8:55 am
Is it a bird? ………… Is it a plane? ………..
No! It’s superman!!!
August 21st, 2009 at 8:55 am
I know JZ needs to be given another look…but that one won’t work bra.
August 21st, 2009 at 8:56 am
With all our wisdom,we never can avoid the odd curved ball,what a night and damn that door.
August 21st, 2009 at 9:00 am
Are you going to give me a mouse or shall I fake a limp!!
August 21st, 2009 at 9:03 am
JZ: Hey Malema…” You got to be shitting me…you got an H for maths?” Well done my son, now I can give you that senior accounting position in government. You are the most intelligent person so far in cabinet”
August 21st, 2009 at 9:08 am
Eish, lucky my mama does not look like that !!
August 21st, 2009 at 9:11 am
I read that the latest research have proven that 1 out of 2 owls are twisted … wonder which of our friends could be twisted?
August 21st, 2009 at 9:14 am
This new Toyi Toyi dance is getting a bit much.
August 21st, 2009 at 9:16 am
Do you think we can get it ON tonight !!
August 21st, 2009 at 9:36 am
Aaah, finaly i can get some warmth under there.
August 21st, 2009 at 9:40 am
oh gosh miracles still happen even shabbir is healed!! what’s next????
August 21st, 2009 at 9:41 am
Whaaat did you say …. you are so prets!!!!
August 21st, 2009 at 9:44 am
Eish wena,life is how you make it .i make mine my way
August 21st, 2009 at 9:50 am
Eish life is how you make it .I make mine my way.
August 21st, 2009 at 9:53 am
HEY LOVE,YOU SURE MALEMA IS NOT FAMILY OF YOURS
August 21st, 2009 at 9:56 am
i think i see Shabir ,eh…. i mean dying ppl….
August 21st, 2009 at 9:58 am
is that who i think it is…(Khanyi Mbau @ the robots!)
August 21st, 2009 at 9:58 am
Mwah!!! my prets feathered lovebird!!!
August 21st, 2009 at 10:13 am
Well bro! Shiver my feathers and knock me sideways! You say you REALLY are a GIRL!
August 21st, 2009 at 10:15 am
Can’t wait for spring to wear my J.Z t-shirt (Malema). J.Z t-shirt is not on for me I miss my wardrobe,Gucci shoes and my expensive jackets not this SAPS uniform(Sbu Cele)
August 21st, 2009 at 10:24 am
Do you people not realise that BOLLYWOOD is an Indian thing. Kindly refrain from doing so in future.
August 21st, 2009 at 10:25 am
I need to loose weight(Malema). Learn respect first (F.W De Klerk)
August 21st, 2009 at 10:29 am
THESE SWINES WANTS TO KILL ALL BIRDS
August 21st, 2009 at 10:36 am
{bombela on strike}
hai hai hai, hai we want 50% increase, hai
we want 51% dude NOT 50%
August 21st, 2009 at 10:39 am
Do U think I can use this for my BEE Status as “Disabled”
August 21st, 2009 at 10:42 am
oooooooooooowl,oooooooooooowwwwwwll,honey you melt my heart like cheese on a sunny day!!!
August 21st, 2009 at 10:46 am
Don’t hate me because you thought I was straight!
August 21st, 2009 at 10:53 am
CHEEZ JERRY, of course its straight! I have an eye for this you know
August 21st, 2009 at 10:56 am
Guess what mate! – I was wondering if the H1N1 medications will help sort out my stiff neck……..it’s really not playing to be standing like this the whole time…….and I really don’t want to die right now……as it not yet my time to go!!!……
August 21st, 2009 at 10:56 am
If you gave me your right leg I can can do the hunting and foraging while you guard and feather our nest….he?
August 21st, 2009 at 11:01 am
Just how far do you think that car is?!!
August 21st, 2009 at 11:06 am
Just how far do you think that car is – perhaps it will hoot!
August 21st, 2009 at 11:06 am
That car is sure coming fast – perhaps it will hoot!
August 21st, 2009 at 11:13 am
Well, I’ve looked at it from all angles now, but I still can’t see how you can call it a girl!
August 21st, 2009 at 11:20 am
Eddie
August 21st, 2009 at 11:21 am
Archie
August 21st, 2009 at 11:55 am
WHO DO YOU THINK WE ARE?
August 21st, 2009 at 11:58 am
You all right? You look a little peeved… Yep; I’m an ANC hawk. I’ve an eye below my chin!
August 21st, 2009 at 11:59 am
Let’s make things happen in our country.
August 21st, 2009 at 12:05 pm
Jeez, that prawn looks like your mother.
August 21st, 2009 at 12:41 pm
Gee! Who’s going to pay the electricity bill for this one!
August 21st, 2009 at 12:43 pm
We love each other so much, don’t we? So please open up and tell me what is bothering you.
August 21st, 2009 at 1:09 pm
Wat u mean u got a headache again?????? I need it nw…cnt even think STRAIGHT
August 21st, 2009 at 1:22 pm
My nest or your’s.
August 21st, 2009 at 1:40 pm
Check it out….Dont I look great??… Whoaa….
August 21st, 2009 at 2:14 pm
Is that really Julius Malema – looks too innocent to me!!!!
August 21st, 2009 at 2:15 pm
Wow what a nice view? I wish people can see the wolrd this cool way!
August 21st, 2009 at 2:38 pm
“What are you looking at?”
August 21st, 2009 at 3:34 pm
WTF!!!???
August 21st, 2009 at 3:40 pm
I is it a boy or girl on the podium
August 21st, 2009 at 3:52 pm
Man,i’m more stoned than I thought
August 21st, 2009 at 4:22 pm
beautiful
August 21st, 2009 at 4:26 pm
this is frankie an doris together always
August 21st, 2009 at 4:32 pm
Do you still love me?
August 21st, 2009 at 4:47 pm
hmmm i think im loving this walk
August 21st, 2009 at 5:08 pm
I’m sure I saw a swine flew overhead
August 21st, 2009 at 5:41 pm
No, I don’t see it that way at all.
August 21st, 2009 at 5:50 pm
Eissh! Hope this excercise does work those silly rats got the best of us last night.
August 21st, 2009 at 6:38 pm
Is she ugly or was he CASTERated (Castrated)
August 21st, 2009 at 6:40 pm
Yep, it sure is Schabir with pasta on his chin driving that black Beemer down Musgrave Road – are you sure standing on one leg controls terminal hypertension?
August 21st, 2009 at 9:03 pm
What were the results of your gender test?
August 21st, 2009 at 9:12 pm
Did you say Malema is coming
August 22nd, 2009 at 1:11 am
You look funny, all sideways like that.
August 22nd, 2009 at 8:32 am
Hey did you see that? our lunch just flew by! (bat) can we catch it or is one of those with NOS> ?
August 22nd, 2009 at 11:32 am
This modern art is “something else”
August 22nd, 2009 at 12:20 pm
What do you mean my perception is skewed by subliminal racism, you would have to have your head on sideways to not see that she looks like a man!
August 22nd, 2009 at 2:48 pm
Stiff neck hey? Serves you right for looking up all those passing skirts!
August 23rd, 2009 at 11:58 am
This recession stole my ability to keep my head up!!
August 23rd, 2009 at 6:40 pm
…try to be serious, may be they gonna stop the strikes…
August 23rd, 2009 at 8:13 pm
Damn, is that your ‘chick’?
August 23rd, 2009 at 8:39 pm
SURVIVOR AFRICA – reward challenge
August 24th, 2009 at 11:46 am
they said the only way i could bunk school was if i had a broken neck, but being an owl thats almost impossible.
August 24th, 2009 at 2:20 pm
Just give your neck another twist like this and you hear them scream -TOKKELOSIE!
August 25th, 2009 at 5:26 pm
Its only when you look at it this way that Julius is right.
August 25th, 2009 at 10:24 pm
“Boy oh Boy” …. censored by the Patriotism police(Winy).Oh OK then “Go Girl Go !!” (a politically correct version)(approved by the press watchdog(Winy)
August 25th, 2009 at 10:27 pm
Julius and Winny are Talking so much that Semenya can’t get a word in edgewise!
August 26th, 2009 at 7:43 am
“I don’t think this scarecrow position is working…that hawk is still coming right at us!!!”
August 26th, 2009 at 9:05 am
Mr Zuma and Makhumalo. is being a president this tiring? haibo begezela sthandwa sam i cant afford to loose this title (first lady) now.
August 27th, 2009 at 9:41 am
Cant believe my eyes, it that the ARMY or the Barmy Army!!!!
October 12th, 2009 at 5:59 pm
OK thanks.
October 12th, 2009 at 7:53 pm
Please stand still, JM, it’s very difficult to see you at this awkward position.
January 22nd, 2010 at 12:30 pm
I see it now!! Everyone has a different view of things!
January 22nd, 2010 at 12:31 pm
Now i see it! Everyone can have a different view of things.
February 11th, 2010 at 4:52 pm
“CAN I GET A WOOT WOOT!?”
March 29th, 2010 at 11:58 pm
Hey, if you look this way you can make out a Hooters mirage over by that cactus!
April 13th, 2010 at 4:47 pm
Malema said that TOO?
April 14th, 2010 at 2:43 pm
Ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya. Rubber-mouth has finally got what was coming to him. Not only a court-order against him singing that ‘kill the boer’ song, but he’s also got his balls tied up with hanger wire by Jacob Zuma.
May 4th, 2010 at 9:55 pm
we are not cock- eyed we’re owls with one leen, call us Ileen
May 5th, 2010 at 4:03 pm
I told you am sober as a judge, *excuse the SA pun*, i can even tilt my head!
May 19th, 2010 at 12:13 pm
walk with pride dear mate n keep your head to the side and your left foot up believe me ul get recognised!head up doesnt nomore..
June 4th, 2010 at 9:36 am
1 leg stand Wow they work!!, Damn why didnt you tell me “stiff pills” have side effects
June 20th, 2010 at 1:57 pm
My friend keep on doing that Parreira might just call you for bafana we do not have a world class striker.
July 20th, 2010 at 2:42 pm
Look Ma! i can do a 360 degrees and still Kill for Zuma!
July 23rd, 2010 at 2:02 pm
errr, Chap! didn’nt Cele request stomach ins chests out?
July 25th, 2010 at 7:41 am
It still looks the same.
September 5th, 2010 at 8:46 am
uh!! just a little back ache
September 17th, 2010 at 11:54 am
ok i still dont understand how Mantwa cope with that drink.buuup!!!
October 4th, 2010 at 9:54 pm
hei Bob, place not lekker!
October 12th, 2010 at 12:31 pm
LOL. Being an owl does not make you wise automatically
November 9th, 2010 at 1:11 pm
Oh dear not that again…. are u still going on about that parrot? Get over urself she was not even looking at you…
January 31st, 2011 at 7:13 pm
What the hell is that thing?
January 31st, 2011 at 7:26 pm
Kinda Looks like S.A Politics are headin dooooowwwwwwwnnnnnnn the drain! Gloep, Gloep, Gloep!
September 19th, 2011 at 3:34 pm
Hey. Jerold. Is daai a fuggin camera?!
November 26th, 2011 at 8:47 pm
1. destiny’s child just ain’t the same with out beyoncé
2. whddya think girl or guy
3. i thought you said your mum was pretty
4. all i gotta say is “been there tappad dat”
5. erg i tnk that rabbit just gave me the “look”
6. harold: whats up bro
jim: MY WIFE -___________-
harold: yeah i felt that too last night
jim: wtf
harold: oh look at that cloud. i must be off.
7. harold: if i said i want your body would you hold it against me
emma: NO!!
8. harold: dude whats wrong??
jim: eerrrrmmmm .. i may or may not have slept with ur wife
harold:(cracking knuckles)
jim:kidding
9. harold: im gay
jim: ok
harold: your brother looks hot
jim:if i had an extra leg i’d kick the crap outta you
November 26th, 2011 at 8:56 pm
ooohhhhhhhh!!! so thats why mum said never to go to the adult section O_o
February 3rd, 2012 at 2:41 pm
Somehow, I just seem to see things differently than you do!