With Micky Arthur leaving the Proteas, Mr Maroga trying to claim some R85 Million for all the hard work he did at Eskom and flooding all over the place in South Africa, Wonkie thinks it’s time for some long overdue Friday Fun! Please enter your funniest, most original caption for the above photo in the comments section below – it does NOT have to do anything with politics so exercise that imagination!
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The funniest, most original caption this week wins a Wonkie CartOOns t-shirt!
The winner will be announced after the contest ends on 5 February 2010… enjoy the weekend and get your entries in now!
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Ooh What Big Ears You Got!
Don’t even think about it……
Jo Mama just managed to take it all in one go
Put your hands together and say your prayers!
Check these biceps Fido, and back off quick.
Who do you think you are? I want my share too.
HEY JULIUS
STOP VISITING SCHOOLS YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHERE YOURE CLASS IS!!!
MASLANTE
what, heh what do you want me to try and use some of my jackie chan moves on you heh
Leave me alone!
You won’t do no sh%t to me’e I’m the Karate Kid so buzz off Julius
Yeepee, let’s se how doggie can catch grassie>>>>Goooooooooo!!!!!
Please let me go, I am not a terrorist.
i am going to fight `til i get me r85 millions, recession or no recession i want it now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YMCA
I swear it was this big !!!!!!!!
Go play with your size! you’ re only a puppy!!
Picking a fight with someone your own size is sooo overrated, c’mon, gimme your best shot ..PAL!!
Grasshopper: “Dude, if you wanna impress dem niggas, you gotta get doooooown. Like this ….”
Go ahead punk! and make my day!
MR. SHAIK: I TOLD YOU BOYS I AM CONNECTED, THEY WILL ONLY LOOK FOR NEW ONES NOT GREAT GUYS LIKE ME.
( THAT’S THE GRASSHOPER )
Back off!!!
I have a black belt!!
Wanna dance?
ohhh!!!!!!!!!! you’re just a baby
This is how you pray when meeting me
Dude, that is one big f*$% dog!
You called me a WHAT? A GRASSHOPPER?? It’s you and me pal, put ’em up!!
We make sacred pact. I promise teach karate to you, you promise learn. I say, you do, no questions.
Don’t even think about it…. I have a machine gun….. Julius letha umshini wami!!!
Whooooo! whooooo! Praying mantis style, come get some! (Kungu-fu)
Wow! what a big dog you are. Let me go tell all my friends.
Ok Mr. Kung Fung I just come for your help not fight
Yes, yes Eskom, the people believe you
Stay back, Brutus, I have a green belt in Manto Sanis
Go on, hit me. I’ll complain to Uncle Julius. You won’t be able to hide anywhere from the ANCYL. Go on, I dare you!
Wheeeaa… Hiieee.. And you thought YOU are the Mad Dog?
Hallo, it is, of course, not a grasshopper, but a praying mantis in the picture.
You don’t understand my position, I just simply CANNOT be your girlfriend. We live in completely different worlds….
Ok, ok Mr Kung Fung, come down now I just come for your help not for fight.
Oops! I’m not his meal. Why not go to the butcher.
I am innocent! I surrender! Please give me amnesty!
“Give it your best shot, Dawg … I been doing Kung Fu, mantis style, ever since I can remember”
My flying Mantis, your face flea hugger!!!
I’m Your Private Dancer, Your Dancer for Money…
Yes. I also considered calling Deborah Patta but I doubt whether it will make any difference
Bring It B*#ch
Now this technique is known as “the locust”, very deadly!
You may be a top dogg but I’ll kick your ass!!!
Cos I’m a super grasshopper!
You want a piece of me?
Wait a minute! I am not a grasshopper, I am a praying mantis. I am like the pope, but for insects!
so you think you can dance? Try this latest salsa move
YOU MAY BE CUTE,BUT I’VE GOT THE DANCE MOVES !!!
C’mon crazy dog, u wanna see how good i am with my Jet Lee’s technique? & watch-out you don’t loose your eyes.
WHY THE STARE, COMMON MAN! GAT MUSCLE IN MY BICEPS & CAN FLY. SHOW ME WHAT YUO GAT TOO.
cmon dogg!! you gotta learn the latest break dance man!!
‘Walk like an Egyptian’
Green Bod er Belt in Kung Fu
Sayanora, prepare to die!!!
HELP!
I SURRENDER !
WHAT???? – You call me a grasshopper????
Your ignorance has reached a new HIGH!
Talk to the hands!
Politics! creaps in everywhere. Don’t you try and move I am watching
Sport keep it real – don’t move
And you thought Malema was BAD
believe me dude one day i’l be as big as batista and i swear i’l make u shit on your owners’s lap!
Heeee yahhhh………….watch your puffy nose or else I’m gonna break it into pieces.My legs are wobbly but when it comes to a piece of shit like you,the sky is the limit,ha.ha.ha……………………….
MAN TIS VERY TRAUMATIC TO BE EYEBALLEDBY AN ALIEN
Woo da man…
Those ears! Those eyes! That nose! Doll! You are SO next month’s Pethouse Pin-Up!
Is it too much? I told Monroe green is not my colour…
My Kung-Fu is stronger than your Kung-Fu poopsie!!!
Like my new deodorant Bru, its Marogo free,sorry I mean gogo free, guaranteed to knock you”Lights out”
What the f*ck!
Don’t feel shy like this pup, come, let’s dance.
“CAN’T YOU SEE I’M PRAYING, STOP NAGGING ME OR I’LL SMACK YOU
mmmm!!! i’m gona get fertile 2dy.
Oh me gwad u scared me!
oh come on – can’t u c i’ve already been robbed
You have got to ask yourself ‘Am I feeling lucky today?’
Havent u seen a half naked female earlier?
WATCH OUT KIDDO I AM A GIANT HOPPER,DONT EVEN DARE YOUR SILLY PUPPY MOVES ON ME.
Boy you sure are hot you just not my type
Maroga to the Eskom watch dog “I don’t care about the customers or the economy, I want my R85 million now”.
Julius Malema is a brave young leader who is determined to die for the truth. He was right for saying the communist wanted to over-take the ANC. He is determined to deal with those fake communist. We support him and is role-mode.
Lefanzo
Tembisa
The names Lee… Jet lee!!!
yeah call me a drunken master if u like but give me ma share
i desreve ma rigght
Ever watched Kung-Fu Panda? that was all real!
You have my permission to stop praying for rain.
i said no id no entry just because u gotta bit of hair on your chin doesnt mean ur over 18
Those eyes of yours are really hidious.
I’m a Mantid, I’m out of the closet, and I’ll keep my head!!
im a used product..find someone else
LELLLLEELLLELLLELLLELLLLELLLLELLELLLLLELLELELELLLELLELLELLEELLLLELLLEEE
Whoa there!This is the Coal-town Kid Crazy Checker…..I say paws off !!
Make my day!!
Whoa! Dude, what’s with the eyes? Did they name Google after you or what? Daaamn! Google this……
tired of you furball,go pick on a cat or mice
Do you believe this shit, Maximus. Wonkie thinks i’m a grasshopper, not a mantid relgiouso….pray thee thou not mature without education!
Unbelievable. They told me South Africa had gone to the dogs and how right they were. Cheers Bru, I’m off to audition for “District 10″…..
Come on, show me what you’ve got.
Check my stuff – 6 wives and counting.
how can i attack you………?
Now seriously… does my bum look big in this?
Haiya hoo! youlook bored! let me show you some moves!!!!
Grasshoper my foot!!!! Cat style!!!
I NEED TO CALL MY LAWYER IF YOU DONT MIND
u can only if yu can stop thinking!
wisdom is different from strength
Are you feeling lucky – Punk?!?!?
Puppy’s teeth ain’t strong enough 2 break my skeleton.
grasshopper r u also living in this world
grasshopper r u also living in this world?
Hey dog breath!
My wax on, wax off routine is ready for you.
Hey dude, you think we all happy that this country has gone to the dogs. So foetsek hierso, Western Cape belongs to us.
I am Mantis. Be afraid – be very afraid
dog and grasshoper locking horns
Hey Dogg…remember these moves?
They call me crouching tiger, skinny cockroach!! TRY ME…….
I’ll m..r you one time!
Hhhhm… You wanna mess with me!?! Com’on!!
Smell these armpits, baby!
ddn’t knw dat u r a chinese
Do you honestly think there’s enough “meat” on me for you?
i’ll kick you in the face like my foot is real big- hai hai hoo waa
“…watch it!, stop tripping or I put my all my limbs up in your a#* with tiger-claw style!!!!”
i wuld rather stick to biting dude so u can stop teaching me kungfu now
thatha machance ngizokukakisa my kungfu is very good
im the head buccaneer..keep your paws of my pirattes!!
stop acting like a youth big man
(Snoop)The Dawg”Hey….stick’em up, this is a hijack”!!!
(Afrikaaner Lady) Mantjies ” Please don’t shoot,… take whatever…I’m emigrating to Australia”
“This is how we gonna be getting down for the SWC2010, aaaaawwwwuuuuuu”
your place or mine buster
And where were you last night? NO whoopy for you buster.
What do you mean you’re a trained ninja!
what the hack you think you doing Mr Dog!!
No I am not a Zulu, it is against my culture!
Who are you calling STICKS???
Keep that up and you loose your Doghood!
… and this is how big the Zuma family is!
Stupid Malema – just what his handler JZ ordered!
JULIUS P L E A S E D O KILL ME
STOP I AM ON YOUR SIDE
SHAME ON YOU PICK ON PEOPLE YOUR OWN SIZE
can you believe this…..
I wonder if you will manage to catch, I am like Juju (Julias Malema). I managed to survive many situations, and you are taking chances as well like DA President….That fool!!!!
Inter-racial relationships are understandable. To hell with animal insect relationships dog!!!
Hi doggie hurry up do your usual security check, am clean!