Mouse in a Maze photo caption contest
Time for some much needed Friday Fun again. From the rampant lawlessness of investment banker bonuses to South Africa’s own ANC spokesperson Jackson Mthembu’s rampant lawlessness on South African roads, Wonkie thought that this would be a fitting picture for this week’s photo caption contest. It’s a little more difficult than usual and Wonkie is certainly looking forward to reading some original caption entries over the next week!
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The funniest caption in this week’s contest gets a Wonkie CartOOns t-shirt!
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March 26th, 2010 at 7:04 am
eating my way through trouble as easy as julius puts his foot in his mouth!
March 26th, 2010 at 7:06 am
We eat again thanks to the GPS in my tail!
March 26th, 2010 at 7:09 am
hahaha. this human aint as clever as he thought i was.
March 26th, 2010 at 7:14 am
These RDP houses are rubbish
March 26th, 2010 at 7:15 am
Oh no, its Camenbert, Yuck!
March 26th, 2010 at 7:23 am
AMAZING what a blue light can do for progress!
March 26th, 2010 at 7:23 am
and then there’s the South African way!!
March 26th, 2010 at 7:25 am
Look Julius, it’s amaxing I can also bulldoze my way through walls!
March 26th, 2010 at 7:28 am
My name is Malema Mouse, MM for short. Not Mighty Mouse eh!?
I go straight for the kill, and leave destruction in my wake.
Who cares!!
I’m the president of the SA Yooth Leek, I kolekt teeth to become president of SA
March 26th, 2010 at 7:31 am
ah people do do that ka di RDP houses kana i live in side it
March 26th, 2010 at 7:33 am
Who needs a valid licence to reach my destination?
March 26th, 2010 at 7:34 am
Julius ” I am not a tenderpreneur, just another ANC poor RAT”
March 26th, 2010 at 7:45 am
Eish, Jacob and Shabeer’s manual “How to do Arms Deals” sure came in handy.
March 26th, 2010 at 7:45 am
BURP !
March 26th, 2010 at 7:45 am
join the anc and get out of any corruption maze
March 26th, 2010 at 7:45 am
Julius, What of kind a president do you think you are if you cant controll your emotional feel.
March 26th, 2010 at 7:51 am
Julius is my mentor – together we will bulldoze our way regardless.
March 26th, 2010 at 7:51 am
Julius : “After all that struggle, do you really think I’m going to share this with the poor?”
March 26th, 2010 at 7:51 am
Julius build this house…?
March 26th, 2010 at 8:00 am
I’ve done my maths! The nearest distance from point A to point B is a straight line. How stupid do they think I am?
March 26th, 2010 at 8:01 am
The damage is already. just a seconds watch my top corner the drama.
March 26th, 2010 at 8:05 am
Oh Ahh, oh sh……… I am gonna say “I am sorry” I will say “I am sorry” or should I say “I am sorry” maybe “I apoligize” or “I am sorry” This time I will say it with a smile “I am sorrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyy” Thats cool, I can afford the fine.
March 26th, 2010 at 8:06 am
Everything so complicated these days, I’m cheesed off!
Why walk the extra mile when your legs are short?
For this feast I bite like a beast…
March 26th, 2010 at 8:09 am
Huh ! What was so hard about that ????
March 26th, 2010 at 8:12 am
“Now to find that dude who hid all my cheese…”
March 26th, 2010 at 8:13 am
thanks julius you moomish woodmaker.its all mine now
March 26th, 2010 at 8:13 am
I Mouse Norris, Have been training for weeks to fight crime and curruption
in our country, whatch out boys, kung fu chop.
March 26th, 2010 at 8:14 am
Wow! Check this,all roads really leads to corruption.
March 26th, 2010 at 8:15 am
Mighty mouse, mighty mouse, thank you! Where have you gone?
March 26th, 2010 at 8:17 am
Instructions are for rats! We mice think out the box…
March 26th, 2010 at 8:19 am
Shortest road is not always the fastest, thats what Julius Malema always do,join ths ANC and know someone from the top you will benefit from the corruption and get wealthy within 3 months
March 26th, 2010 at 8:21 am
they say the shortest way is the straight line!i guess so huhaaaaaa
March 26th, 2010 at 8:22 am
Whey to go, Rastus
March 26th, 2010 at 8:23 am
Mr Malema gave me all the clues.
March 26th, 2010 at 8:27 am
If I plead guilty I’ll probably get a bonus
March 26th, 2010 at 8:31 am
Julius (Caesar) Malema: “Veni, vidi, EGO quoniam magnus caseus!”
(I came, I saw, I became the big cheese!)
March 26th, 2010 at 8:33 am
No boundaries will stop me from taking my piece of cheese, Julius Malema
March 26th, 2010 at 8:33 am
HA! Who gives a sh*T about the rule of wall
March 26th, 2010 at 8:36 am
I rather kill myself before I commit such a horrible thing called suicide…………….-Julius Malema.
March 26th, 2010 at 8:37 am
A way to go Julius but please respect your elders
March 26th, 2010 at 8:37 am
We needs to follow the rules when you belong to the ruling party?
March 26th, 2010 at 8:38 am
Darn! Now I’m so full of cardboard there’s no room for he cheese.
March 26th, 2010 at 8:42 am
C’mon now Jules ..who needs to learn woodwork…..
March 26th, 2010 at 8:44 am
Hey Jackson my china, I’m lost. Gimme a dop to to make me see straight.
March 26th, 2010 at 8:44 am
Juliaas , destruction,corruption and everything you swallow will lead you to blank walls and you will be cornered – stop nibbling you mouse
March 26th, 2010 at 8:45 am
Even if you win the rat race, you are still a rat.
March 26th, 2010 at 8:47 am
Those whom God has joined together, let no man put asunder.
March 26th, 2010 at 8:48 am
“Piece of cake”
March 26th, 2010 at 8:49 am
the problem with eating your way through obstacles isthat theres no room for the cheese
March 26th, 2010 at 8:53 am
there is always a way out through the walls
March 26th, 2010 at 8:54 am
As the crow flies, baby … as the crow flies …….
March 26th, 2010 at 8:55 am
Yeah….I don’t need to waste my time in following this confusing maze..if Malma and his lot can take a very short cut ,why do I have to waste my energy and resources…..no one has done it right…I am going straight to my goal……yip, yip …..rich!!!!!
March 26th, 2010 at 8:57 am
come come ….everybody’s
knows that the shortest distance between two point is….
March 26th, 2010 at 8:58 am
Shuks this was difficult but my superior intellegence beat it
March 26th, 2010 at 9:02 am
Lets cut through all this red tape and go straight for the JUGular!
March 26th, 2010 at 9:05 am
Stupid human,why should I go around bends if I can eat my way through the maze and still get a bonus of cheese at the end?
March 26th, 2010 at 9:18 am
With a Shaik of my tale I STOLE YOUR CHEESE!
March 26th, 2010 at 9:18 am
Thanks julius there are no farmers left only a mouse in a maze
March 26th, 2010 at 9:19 am
and suddenly after weeks of intense training , the mouse gets it
March 26th, 2010 at 9:20 am
and suddenly after weeks of intense training , the mouse gets it…
March 26th, 2010 at 9:24 am
Ha! Didn’t even need to use my blue light.
March 26th, 2010 at 9:36 am
Lets see the Fat Cat do that!
March 26th, 2010 at 9:36 am
Garmin Smarmin!
March 26th, 2010 at 9:37 am
Just dodging the potholes on these Tenda-Pretenda built roads.
March 26th, 2010 at 9:38 am
All aboard Taxi to Diepsloot! Traffic laws baa humbug!
March 26th, 2010 at 9:40 am
If the parliamentarians break the rules, the mice will follow
March 26th, 2010 at 9:42 am
thanxs to the ANC, my way to the top is straight, who need a GPS?
March 26th, 2010 at 9:44 am
Rules are for dummies, in the ANC we get where we want to go regardless.
March 26th, 2010 at 10:14 am
Nom nom nom…
March 26th, 2010 at 10:23 am
MOMBE MUMUNDA!
March 26th, 2010 at 10:29 am
My name is Malema, my name is Malema, my name is Malema
March 26th, 2010 at 10:37 am
Finally made it onto the gravy train….never thought the way to riches was so easy……!!!
March 26th, 2010 at 11:00 am
Rules?What rules.
March 26th, 2010 at 11:13 am
Fuck this! I’m too hungry to think!
March 26th, 2010 at 11:18 am
thank goodness malema built the maize! Didn’t even have to work up a sweat breaking through.
March 26th, 2010 at 11:30 am
The barriers could not be made of wood otherwise one would need some woodworking knowledge to get through
March 26th, 2010 at 11:35 am
What do you mean Regulations? Procedures? Checks and Balances? You missed the point! Its about getting to the cheese MY WAY!
March 26th, 2010 at 11:49 am
What maze? Are there a Pedi word for it? Maze, what is that? Somebody tell me, what is maze in Pedi? There’s no such thing, maze, in Pedi. So don’t impose your maze concepts on me. I eat mealies and popcorn and this is MY cheese. I’ll eat it, you don’t touch it.
March 26th, 2010 at 11:59 am
I knew I could do it.
My woodwork teacher always tol me,
Julius! You really are an ‘amazing’ person.
March 26th, 2010 at 12:04 pm
THIS DOESN’T AMAZE ME
March 26th, 2010 at 12:17 pm
It is amazing
March 26th, 2010 at 12:20 pm
JM’s Friday feeling: Kiss my Alfa Siera Siera – I can have anything I want!
JM’s interpretation: Annus Mirabilis – what a wonderful year!
Rest of us: Anus Mirabilis – even JM should understand this …
March 26th, 2010 at 12:21 pm
I hope that Blue light is still on my back
March 26th, 2010 at 12:43 pm
“20 % for woodwork! I think Julius built this maze..”
March 26th, 2010 at 12:48 pm
“I’m one ‘a MAZED’ mouse…”
March 26th, 2010 at 12:49 pm
I think I will qualify for a job at RMB….
March 26th, 2010 at 1:14 pm
THATS RUBBISH….WE GET THE WAY EVERYTIME
March 26th, 2010 at 2:41 pm
All that work for such a small piece of cheese, I should have just turned around, gone to Julius and asked for a bigger piece of cheese and I wouldnt have had to do anything!
March 26th, 2010 at 3:19 pm
So Einstein was wrong!!
March 26th, 2010 at 3:31 pm
Had to get to that cheese before the white mouse…
March 26th, 2010 at 3:35 pm
(That Julius – Top Graduade @ ANC Youth academy 2000- Such potential) I make it hard 4 yall, how they gon beat that, Huh? its all about tha ‘cheezzz’ dawg _ts tha SA way O’ life.
March 26th, 2010 at 3:36 pm
Corruption is the shortest way between two points
March 26th, 2010 at 3:42 pm
julius “hu said the right way was the only way to Go!”
March 26th, 2010 at 3:53 pm
THE -QUICK- BULLDOZE TO FREEDOM…. book out soon.
March 26th, 2010 at 4:02 pm
Was that it?
March 26th, 2010 at 4:15 pm
This is South africa so why abide by the rules,lets just break in and take “whats rightfully mine”
March 26th, 2010 at 4:23 pm
Damnit,now i’m full! Its like eating your veggies before getting to the good stuff
March 26th, 2010 at 4:35 pm
who needs Bruce Lee,when youve got ‘Karate Mouse’
March 26th, 2010 at 5:43 pm
luk whos smarter now!!!!!!
March 26th, 2010 at 7:28 pm
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March 26th, 2010 at 7:41 pm
oops – i did it again – darn those 3d glasses
March 26th, 2010 at 7:45 pm
Okay, smart-ass. . . . NOW where do I go?
March 26th, 2010 at 7:48 pm
all in all its just another brick in the wall – i don’t need no thought control ( sung to the tune of Dire Straits song Just another brick in the wall)
March 26th, 2010 at 7:53 pm
damn i thought it was cheddar not gouda
March 26th, 2010 at 8:56 pm
“This was so easy, even Malema could do it!!”
March 26th, 2010 at 9:56 pm
I am mouse, hear me roar! So much for tendering, I can get the big cheese anytime…….MMM (Mighty Mouse Malema)
March 26th, 2010 at 10:05 pm
Cut the chase and red tape. bulldoze everybody and grab the contracts–Juliaaas
March 26th, 2010 at 11:45 pm
The shortest route between two points is a straight line, mathematically speaking!
March 26th, 2010 at 11:55 pm
I’m no Mickey Mouse – I’m Mighty Mouse!
March 27th, 2010 at 1:15 am
Im part of government,i don’t have to follow the rules.
March 27th, 2010 at 2:52 am
Even Jack and Kubrick can find me know, I suppose!!!
March 27th, 2010 at 8:05 am
So what have we learned?
March 27th, 2010 at 1:37 pm
Let’s dine an wine while we preach communism Juju!
March 27th, 2010 at 9:05 pm
Only one way out
March 28th, 2010 at 10:00 am
CHEEEEZ ! -what an AMAZingly EEEZY chew-chew trip,straight to the GOUDa mine! – and it’s such a TENDER piece,and it’s ALL MINE ! Now I’M the BIG CHEESE ! – Yes, I’m Juliarse Dilemma,and we will nationalise ALL mines !
March 28th, 2010 at 10:59 pm
No Maze can stop the black plague
March 29th, 2010 at 9:07 am
Only had to walk straight to get to the cheese – all I needed was my ANC membership card.
March 29th, 2010 at 12:39 pm
I didn’t join the struggle to be without cheese!
March 29th, 2010 at 12:47 pm
Well,it does not come as a surprise cauz thats Malema’s way.He takes a “B.I.G NO” for bullshit,so let the big guy breath and chew and his way through the maze, will yah?Ooppppssssssssss………………………jus playing,ha ha ha ha………………….
March 29th, 2010 at 1:51 pm
KE NAKO! Had to cut out SA musicians!
March 29th, 2010 at 4:21 pm
nothing can get btwn me n cheese. haha!
March 29th, 2010 at 4:31 pm
hardluck cheese,u thought u could outsmart me.
March 29th, 2010 at 4:37 pm
if i were not going to munch you i would say try next time but you know i hate sparing cheese
March 29th, 2010 at 5:52 pm
NOBODY’S gonna move MY cheese!
March 29th, 2010 at 8:23 pm
where’s the cheese?
March 30th, 2010 at 10:00 am
oopz” how am i did came in to malema”s dylema?
March 30th, 2010 at 11:11 am
Next stop, the Presidency. Signed, MM
March 30th, 2010 at 12:23 pm
Wonkie cartoons make me more happy and happy everyday
March 30th, 2010 at 7:43 pm
Do you really think that I’m that stupid?!
March 30th, 2010 at 10:55 pm
Yeah, it’s going to take a few more bites before you can fit that pizza in here
March 30th, 2010 at 10:57 pm
Yeah, I like eating most cereals, but this maize tastes awful
March 31st, 2010 at 9:22 am
Eish, I could do with some Johnnie Walker Blue to wash this down!
March 31st, 2010 at 9:26 am
They said being in politics would open doors, heh heh….
March 31st, 2010 at 9:29 am
First one at the trough! Should I save some for another day…? NAH!
March 31st, 2010 at 9:34 am
Eish sir, only 20%? But I got there first!
March 31st, 2010 at 9:35 am
What do you expect? My leaders do it!
March 31st, 2010 at 9:37 am
Ju ju 1, maze 0, LADUUUMMMAAA!
March 31st, 2010 at 9:42 am
And now to close the door…
March 31st, 2010 at 2:36 pm
You think that’s clever? Wait till I start thinking “outside the box!!”
April 1st, 2010 at 12:51 pm
Cheese is just cheese,wether it be chedar or creamy milk, everyone will want a piece.Let me not even talk about that idiot for he always has a mouthful of rubish!
April 1st, 2010 at 7:48 pm
Why take the long road when you can cut corners? The law is not for us but the commoners!
April 2nd, 2010 at 10:26 am
it was easy as cheese
April 4th, 2010 at 9:21 am
shortcuts always end in disaster plus you dont learn anything at the end.
April 6th, 2010 at 2:20 pm
“Cheese? What Cheese…? I’m here for the chaos”
April 15th, 2010 at 7:34 am
Hi Jz. which way now? Don’t know Malema!
April 15th, 2010 at 9:25 pm
Sorry JZ,i thought i can take shortcut into your seat
April 15th, 2010 at 9:39 pm
Eish,it must be the quikest i ever got back to Sandton.I had to be quick after my outburst in that newsconference with “Baas Ted”
April 15th, 2010 at 9:45 pm
Yes Julius,i know im the president but this is what i am,and this is what we eat.
April 16th, 2010 at 1:11 pm
this IS south africa after all…
April 16th, 2010 at 1:12 pm
this IS south africa afetr all…
April 18th, 2010 at 7:57 pm
this IS south africa afetr all…
April 19th, 2010 at 5:12 pm
yeah yeah yeah Amy i know, just a typo….. i am in south africa after all. i can make mistakes.
April 19th, 2010 at 5:17 pm
SARS i challenge you!!!
April 23rd, 2010 at 4:50 am
Hi Jz. which way now? Don’t know Malema!
May 1st, 2010 at 7:23 am
‘eating the way out ‘, I learnt from Lalit Modi (IPL)
May 4th, 2010 at 4:34 pm
Sorry everybody for the delay in posting the winner of this contest – and the lucky person is … Clivealex!
There were some really great entries here and we’ve included some of the runner-ups in the updated image above. NuttyFaerie especially you were sooo close – it was a tough choice for us!
Thanks everybody for taking part and we’ll put another one up again soon!
May 19th, 2010 at 1:52 am
[...] On an even happier note, Wonkie held the random draw for the Media Player competi-tion on 30th April 2010 – all confirmed email subscribers as at that date were eligible. The winner of the recent Photo Caption contest with the Mouse in the Maze is also listed below (read the choice entries for that post here) [...]