Bird Politics photo caption contest
It’s been a while since Wonkie has unleashed some Friday Fun so today’s photo caption contest is long overdue. With all the recent talk about the ANCYL being above the law, the return of xenophobic violence in South Africa, the ANC threatening to regulate the print media and stifle freedom of the press, birds being affected by the BP oil spill in the Gulf etc, we could all use something fun to get us thinking positively and more creatively.
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July 30th, 2010 at 6:34 pm
Do you think he is ready for solids?
July 30th, 2010 at 6:35 pm
He is going to need de-worming after that snack!
July 30th, 2010 at 6:45 pm
Let go kid…..before you become lunch….
July 30th, 2010 at 7:07 pm
Damn sepp blater forget that us to we wer blowing vuvuzelas up in da sky
July 30th, 2010 at 7:17 pm
Oh Gross, some of us have to eat off of that paving.
July 30th, 2010 at 7:26 pm
Hey Jacob! I think you are going to lose this one, hey Julius? What do you think? Don’t answer or you’ll lose!!
July 30th, 2010 at 7:32 pm
ANCYL? AND JUST HOW OLD ARE YOU?
July 30th, 2010 at 7:34 pm
elloo, elloo, what ‘ave we ‘ere? A little one trying to steal some crumbs! You need to follow the pecking order, old chap.
July 30th, 2010 at 7:43 pm
Jy’s windgat!!
July 30th, 2010 at 8:08 pm
“Bitten off more than you chew, son?”
July 30th, 2010 at 8:21 pm
Boy! Wht r u thnkin?
July 30th, 2010 at 8:45 pm
No, I’m not your Democratic Congressman!
July 30th, 2010 at 8:47 pm
C’mon… Pick on someone your own size!
July 30th, 2010 at 8:52 pm
“Bitten off more than you can chew, son?”
July 30th, 2010 at 11:06 pm
Dom’t let the Zim baasted touch you on your stewdio !
July 30th, 2010 at 11:20 pm
Ju Ju, you go bwaai, jus like Bob – tek all di farms!
July 30th, 2010 at 11:51 pm
Oh crumbs…
July 31st, 2010 at 5:48 am
All I want to say is: that it does not matter if a leader wants things to happen his way , he may just be in the wrong team, there are only two teams. One man in GOD’s team is by far in the majority and can bring down any stronghold of a loveless selfish evil ideology.
July 31st, 2010 at 6:58 am
” No! you are as fat as me. Let baby have it”
July 31st, 2010 at 8:42 am
Danksy BP benuttig ons elke oggend olie bolle vir ontbyt!
July 31st, 2010 at 8:53 am
Hey, Stop fighting with food, its just a pupy! lets share as a family.
July 31st, 2010 at 9:13 am
dont come here with those tendecies!!!
July 31st, 2010 at 9:15 am
don’t give this youth too much, he will kill for Zuma!
July 31st, 2010 at 9:34 am
The minorities are getting hungry,again.
July 31st, 2010 at 9:36 am
Hi peo-geon, nice one, life is all about sharing.
July 31st, 2010 at 9:40 am
You two remind me of David and Goliath!
July 31st, 2010 at 9:55 am
You see, this is how xenophobic altercations begin !!
July 31st, 2010 at 9:58 am
This little 5hit is employed by SARS and will take it all.
July 31st, 2010 at 10:06 am
Will you guys hurry up and finish eating… I hear they just unvieled the Julius Malema statue, and boy do I feel like a bit of target practice…
July 31st, 2010 at 10:34 am
That’s MY tender Julius!
July 31st, 2010 at 11:45 am
No bread for the , poor give it to the politcians and the ANC
July 31st, 2010 at 1:51 pm
” Now now Julius. Let your divine leader have it this time. He needs it to feed his ever growing family.”
July 31st, 2010 at 2:21 pm
Buddy get the bribe and lets go,We promise you will be the next president.
July 31st, 2010 at 2:39 pm
” OH JACOB, PLEASE GIVE JULESIE A LITTLE PIECE OF THE BREAD! SHAME ON YOU JACOB. YOU CANNOT HAVE IT ALL.
July 31st, 2010 at 3:04 pm
Come on Julius, he is a little white man. Just take his stuff and lets go!!
July 31st, 2010 at 4:34 pm
Now there Jacob, stop letting Julius steal your thunder!
July 31st, 2010 at 5:16 pm
Ahh! he’s such a cutie (baby Juju) taking after granpa MGabz already he’s tryin to show dady Jz who’s BOSS:)
July 31st, 2010 at 8:52 pm
THE FUTURE OF THE DA & ID?
August 1st, 2010 at 8:09 am
hig big fellow hold on for now, he will soon slip and slide like all political gangsters!
August 1st, 2010 at 8:13 am
The kind of thing that the media Tribunal will not allow to be reported on.
August 1st, 2010 at 9:41 am
Ah Madam Zille, leave it to the boy, he’s full of Tshatsharang!!!
August 1st, 2010 at 10:05 am
Keep his back claws away from the cracks mate, and he’ll keep sliding.
August 1st, 2010 at 10:08 am
I AM WILLING TO PARTICIPATE
August 1st, 2010 at 10:25 am
Julius’ ego has shrunk a little.
August 1st, 2010 at 11:11 am
jeez guys seems lyk evry1 is on Juju’s case.watz up wit u kanti/give my role model
a break ok!
August 1st, 2010 at 12:30 pm
What a bird brain! This is a democracy and we have two-thirds of the vote!
August 1st, 2010 at 1:10 pm
Mossie maar MAN
August 1st, 2010 at 5:51 pm
Comment:
Why should Winkie in a democratic country be the sole judge in these competitions.
Surely we should, like some other sites, be allowed to vote.
“This little 5hit is employed by SARS and will take it all.”
by Colin Murray won’t be beaten in a Hurry.
Thanks Colin. Still LOL this side.
August 1st, 2010 at 10:47 pm
Dont let this Bastard take your piece of the pie from u,Julius!!
August 2nd, 2010 at 6:57 am
What kind, a real company tryinng for a Public tender?
August 2nd, 2010 at 8:19 am
I can see now that size doesn’t matter… it’s how you DO IT!
August 2nd, 2010 at 8:20 am
GOV ‘why is you taking you so long to to silence that Journo dark bird!”
August 2nd, 2010 at 8:34 am
Oh baby, if your husband got more then 4 wives its not infidelity.Its out-sourcing-trust me.
August 2nd, 2010 at 8:39 am
Come on Kuzzie let the little guy have it. There is more than enough grub over at the ANCYL meeting, you know how they love gravy !!
August 2nd, 2010 at 9:02 am
Morgan and Robert stop fighting for that country. You are all Zimbabweans.
August 2nd, 2010 at 9:57 am
Mosona, bring my load back i had it for 12 months now. 35k a month away my budget nope…..
August 2nd, 2010 at 10:06 am
are you fattening up christmas dinner dear?
August 2nd, 2010 at 10:14 am
Would you look at that now – a minority trying to grab a piece of the ANC action.
August 2nd, 2010 at 10:25 am
Don’t give up, shouw the little sucker!
August 2nd, 2010 at 10:27 am
Say, mate act your age for once!
August 2nd, 2010 at 10:54 am
Hey, don’t you dare give food to Zim people they must go back home.
August 2nd, 2010 at 10:54 am
TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE.CAN I HELP?
August 2nd, 2010 at 11:46 am
That’s it Madam Z, fight, pull, stand firm – you will get the whole crust and not just a teeny corner of the whole piece – way to go Madam!!!
August 2nd, 2010 at 12:26 pm
Everyone wants a piece of the government pie as usual
August 2nd, 2010 at 12:35 pm
You feed it 1gm,a hundred x a day-not a hundred gms once a day
August 2nd, 2010 at 12:56 pm
Go for it Comrade we gotta have this Gaugravytrain contract too.
August 2nd, 2010 at 12:58 pm
Please take note that your competion end on the 31 October 2010 and winners will be notified on the 13 August 2010. I guess there might be some mixup with your dates. Regards
August 2nd, 2010 at 1:57 pm
The parent body and the youth league fighting over tenders
August 2nd, 2010 at 2:36 pm
Handsome thats harsh.If Mugabe is evil that daznt mean al Zimz are bad aseblief.Dont u understand tha meaning gof the word ‘Ubuntu’?Do you really mean that the Zims should be left to starve?Dont be greedy lets all share
August 2nd, 2010 at 2:49 pm
dont u have a weight problem already!!!
August 2nd, 2010 at 3:34 pm
Quick guys eat before that piece get contaminated oil spill.
August 2nd, 2010 at 3:37 pm
Let her have the piece you already have feathers she wants to grow some.
August 2nd, 2010 at 3:41 pm
let the kid have it, then we have him!
August 2nd, 2010 at 4:14 pm
Everybody for himself and God for us all – good learner, son.
August 2nd, 2010 at 4:56 pm
Ooooh, my favorite. I’ll keep watch, you grab, we’re bigger than him and he’s alone!! ha ha ha
August 2nd, 2010 at 5:25 pm
Hey bud, don’t be nasty – sharing is caring!!
August 2nd, 2010 at 8:32 pm
You said it’s freedom? Are you free or are you dom? The small and the weak needs more! Give it to him! Eisj!
August 3rd, 2010 at 7:11 am
Going, going…
August 3rd, 2010 at 10:03 am
but JZ this is way too much, eating Malema’s saving as you do…Get alife and eat your own savings from your own businesses…
August 3rd, 2010 at 10:56 am
no matter how small it is,people must share.Come on man.
August 3rd, 2010 at 11:15 am
this is total abuse
August 3rd, 2010 at 1:11 pm
Who said this was for the population?…….ANCYL members ONLY!!!!!
August 3rd, 2010 at 2:11 pm
Damn Freedom Charter, Now we have share. Hey U tweetie get lost.
August 3rd, 2010 at 2:19 pm
He’s brave like Malema. “Hey Mugabe why allow this kid near u? Can I get a share?”
August 3rd, 2010 at 6:26 pm
Comment:
Come guys and dolls,
This is possibly the funniest picture Wonkie has given us.
Where have all the wise cracks gone – long time passing….
When will they ever learn…
August 4th, 2010 at 6:21 am
Looking at the DA/ID propose partnership in order to form a strong opposition party already the cracks are showing up.The DA as a perty with the majority wanted to be incharge while the ID is pulling sideways.This is the funiest caption.
August 4th, 2010 at 6:22 am
Looking at the DA/ID propose partnership in order to form a strong opposition party already the cracks are showing up.The DA as a party with the majority wanted to be incharge while the ID is pulling sideways.This is the funiest caption.
August 4th, 2010 at 10:40 am
Ag shame on president Zuma … this sweet little thing is underfed and undersized.
August 4th, 2010 at 11:20 am
Tshabalala, pull that bloody whistle out his mouth.
August 5th, 2010 at 12:36 pm
Hey babie, let her have a bite. Little thing looks hungry, must be from Mugabeland.
August 5th, 2010 at 3:08 pm
Is this your new media bill? give it here I want to rub my derriere on it
August 5th, 2010 at 9:51 pm
“I think it`s time we taught him where he comes in the pecking order.”
August 6th, 2010 at 12:25 pm
small brain,you will not finish,..may be when u will b old
August 6th, 2010 at 2:45 pm
kgalema “hey zuma i told you that this boy wont know his place, look now he wants to eat with us whatever we have”
August 6th, 2010 at 3:42 pm
ha ha ha u guys are so funny, you dont belong to the same room coz if you do,Malema will tel you to behave or else toy jump
August 6th, 2010 at 3:44 pm
or else you jump
August 11th, 2010 at 8:22 am
O boy you are just wasting your time, you won’t make it.
Leave the big stuff to the big guns…ha ha
August 11th, 2010 at 2:58 pm
ohh come on leave the poor kid alone!!!!!!
August 14th, 2010 at 12:48 pm
G. Bush to Obama: “I told you that Mugabe is very stubborn”
August 15th, 2010 at 1:11 pm
you Bloody non bleiver. rascal. son of bitch. Dont you know the limits of ISLAM. you people are not son of one person.
August 15th, 2010 at 7:42 pm
ha ha ha………. funy small mind take it easy
August 16th, 2010 at 12:40 pm
Who`s fooling who eating what?
August 16th, 2010 at 3:05 pm
whats wit tha attitude Muslim thing?no need to be emotional ok or a u Juju’s nephew
August 17th, 2010 at 12:52 pm
you are a small boy,you can’t do anything so give it to me!
August 18th, 2010 at 11:09 am
dont come with that tendency!dont come here with that ten…….dency of being selfish.if you are not going o behave we are going to tell JZ to give you all the tenders
August 26th, 2010 at 1:17 am
YES! Take it from him! He is not of us darkies!
August 28th, 2010 at 8:25 am
LOL Tell-it-like-it-is Dirk
You’ve summed up Affirmative action snort and neat.
Wonkie – this is winner.
September 28th, 2010 at 1:22 pm
Please take note that your competion ends 31 October 2010 and winners will be notified on the 13 August 2010. There is mixup with your dates. We now on the 28 September 2010….
October 28th, 2010 at 3:21 pm
You can do it!!!!
November 28th, 2010 at 9:55 am
Remember son always share your meals with the homeless sparrows
December 28th, 2010 at 2:28 am
‘Never Give Up’, ‘Never Give Up’, my _ss! You are about to get whomped, you little greedy #hit!
March 6th, 2011 at 3:40 am
“Look Marge, give the kid a break!!”