Rodent Prayer – Photo Caption Challenge!
As Wonkie joins many of you in recovering from the January Blues, Wonkie thought it best to ease into the year with a relaxing Photo Caption Contest. In this week’s Friday Fun, Wonkie challenges readers to submit their funniest caption for the little rodent’s prayer.
Given the exciting start to the year following Moonbeam’s 2012 star sign predictions, our rodent certainly has no shortage of content to be praying about. Whether it is world peace, the recovery of the European economy, the return of Julius Malema to South African politics, that the ridiculous Gauteng toll fees remain permanently delayed, or quite simply nuts, the intensity of the prayer and the apparent alignment of several rodent chakras makes Wonkie believe that there is a good chance that the prayer will be answered… so please choose carefully!
The funniest entry in this week’s challenge will be awarded a glorious, newly designed, 2012 Wonkie CartOOns T-Shirt. Wonkie looks forward to receiving lots of whacky comments. As always, Wonkie kindly requests that if you’re going to submit multiple entries, please submit them all as a single comment instead of lots of individual ones – thanks.
Have fun and enjoy the weekend! This caption contest closes on 6 February 2012 when the best entry will be published and the t-shirt awarded.
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ps: If you are wondering how come this little creature appears so calm and focused in the midst of such global hardships, read all about the benefits of life coaching here! 
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For previous photo caption challenges, please visit Wonkie’s photo caption contest archive pages. From next week, Wonkie returns to its former self with some exciting articles on BBBEE, economic development, education in South Africa, human trafficking and more… stay tuned!
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January 20th, 2012 at 7:32 am
Lord not another century of ANC please!
January 20th, 2012 at 7:34 am
Dear Ancestors i am Tabo Mbeki, Please give me another shot at running the country. I promise to do a better job this time
January 20th, 2012 at 7:42 am
PHUK – HOPE MALEMA GETS THUMPED
January 20th, 2012 at 7:55 am
One Tuna, only one small Tuna …. and I will never ask again. Pleeease
January 20th, 2012 at 7:57 am
Ag pleeeeze Ju Ju, tell me I am black like you.
January 20th, 2012 at 8:03 am
The return of julius malema to south african politics.
January 20th, 2012 at 8:06 am
Pleeeease Lord let them not find the other R2billion I have salted away from Tenders in Limpopo!
January 20th, 2012 at 8:11 am
please please please please please please….. bring back the special task force…
January 20th, 2012 at 8:17 am
WHEN IS MONTH END?????
January 20th, 2012 at 8:25 am
Legalize it? Amen…
January 20th, 2012 at 8:45 am
PLEASE LORD, DON’T LET THAT FAT CAT JUJU CATCH ME!
January 20th, 2012 at 9:09 am
Despite global warming oh Lord, don’t let mielies run out.
January 20th, 2012 at 9:22 am
Lord i hope that woman leaves my nuts alone.
January 20th, 2012 at 10:04 am
“Oh, No! not Malema”
January 20th, 2012 at 10:11 am
Please let daddy come home safely with the cheese!!
January 20th, 2012 at 10:31 am
PLEASE, PLEASE let me be a senior ANC cadre
January 20th, 2012 at 10:45 am
THANK YOU LORD FOR NOT GIVING ME RHINO HORNS
January 20th, 2012 at 11:02 am
Please let me win the R27 m lotto jackpot?!
January 20th, 2012 at 11:16 am
Please, Please may Wonkie come up with something that will ensure sparkling debate and bring Mzu back.
January 20th, 2012 at 11:54 am
2$ shy off buying Condoms!
January 20th, 2012 at 12:34 pm
Please save Limpopo and help us to forgive Zuma, with your guidance. Amen
January 20th, 2012 at 12:51 pm
“Dear Lord, please inform these cretins that I am a Clawless Otter… not a rodent!”
January 20th, 2012 at 1:03 pm
Please forgive the RAT that called me a RODENT, I’m a clawless (not clueless) otter !
January 20th, 2012 at 1:47 pm
the small creature is praying to God that the rapping and the killings of young kids must end. the woman abuse must come to an end. the killing of the rhinos must come to an end.corruption of the leaders must come an end. they musn’t say they want to help the poor and they help themself with the poor’s money.
January 20th, 2012 at 2:19 pm
Please send us some rain!!!
January 20th, 2012 at 2:19 pm
dear god, could i get my life partner this year. i am dying to get married
January 20th, 2012 at 2:23 pm
Julius tender tender tender ,and I dont mean Lovemaking!!!
January 20th, 2012 at 2:23 pm
please spear me today, feed on me 2morrow if u dont get anything, SIR LION
January 20th, 2012 at 3:04 pm
Sorry Lord, I should say things clearer: When I prayed for nuts last year, I meant nuts to eat, not to govern. My prayer for this year is for nuts again please!
January 20th, 2012 at 3:23 pm
please God lord let me survive
January 20th, 2012 at 4:52 pm
Dear God, I can’t get my claws into ANYTHING ‘cos I haven’t got any and its otter as ell here so please turn me into a CLUELESS RODENT just like ju-ju.
January 20th, 2012 at 5:10 pm
Please let her eat my nuts!
January 20th, 2012 at 7:55 pm
“OMG”, Please let there some Cheese o the Table.
January 20th, 2012 at 8:38 pm
Thank god it’s friday!
January 21st, 2012 at 2:24 am
PLEASE DON,T LET JUJU BUY THIS FARM AND MESS UP MY DREAMS TOO!!!
January 21st, 2012 at 6:39 am
Please let her still love me!! It’s the flippin razor that slipped!
January 21st, 2012 at 7:18 am
Even rodents are starting to pray for a better life here on this earth.
January 21st, 2012 at 10:28 am
Dear Lord, I dont wish to complain, but next time send me an otter with dam sense too.
January 21st, 2012 at 9:03 pm
Please Lord, when I open my eyes, let me be an otter. Otters are cute and cuddly and … protected!
January 21st, 2012 at 11:24 pm
Please father – It was TOKKELOSH, not me !
January 22nd, 2012 at 9:51 am
Oh Lord, I ask of thee: Please guide Zuma and his two shadow planes to land safely in the USA. Or at least the two shadow planes.
January 22nd, 2012 at 4:27 pm
God ! please offer me a new girlfriend with some nuts.
January 22nd, 2012 at 4:32 pm
Please send a recharge on my mobile and post on facebook when recharge succeed
January 22nd, 2012 at 4:34 pm
Hey god! Please make me a handsome rodent.
January 22nd, 2012 at 6:49 pm
Please God say no to toll road and convention centre on Chapmans Peak.
January 22nd, 2012 at 10:12 pm
Lord, may wonkie continue for many years, may the anc stay just Another Nonsensible Cartoon
January 22nd, 2012 at 11:14 pm
God will save us, thy will be done
January 23rd, 2012 at 6:15 am
Ah yes, yes, now I can see it. Jacob’s shadow plane carrying his shower.
January 23rd, 2012 at 6:17 am
Oh Lord, I beseech thee. Tell me there is inteligent life up there, ’cause there’s buggerall down here.
January 23rd, 2012 at 6:23 am
Oh Lord, my cage was made in China, my excercise wheel in India, my water bowl in Taiwan and my food bowl in Pakistan. Is it realy true that the president of the United States was made in Kenya?
January 23rd, 2012 at 12:33 pm
Oh Dear! Please not yet another organically grown nut.
January 23rd, 2012 at 12:48 pm
Please let the humans eat the crumbs this time!
January 23rd, 2012 at 2:41 pm
Please no more mad-cow deseases for the rest of my life!
January 24th, 2012 at 6:59 am
Hey Zeus! Enough already! Go and practice throwing your new EXTREME thunderbolts somewhere else like the Sahara. Us Vaalies are getting pretty sick of it.
January 24th, 2012 at 7:01 am
Dear God. Please speak to your wife and ask her to stop moving furniture around up there. It has cost me three phones and a fax machine this week alone.
January 24th, 2012 at 7:10 am
And now a contribution from Perth, Australia: “…the vet gave me an anaesthetic on this baldspot on my neck yesterday THANK YOU GOD FOR NOT LETTING HIM TAKE MY NUTS!!!!!!…….”
January 24th, 2012 at 8:57 pm
Oh Lord, The Almighty, help the overburdened taxpayer is being screwed again-54 traffic lights are not working in Jhb alone. Our rates and taxes make their way into the very deep pockets of government officials.
January 24th, 2012 at 9:07 pm
And municipalities are run about as efficiently as an ANC Youth League election.
January 25th, 2012 at 2:11 pm
Please do everything to get me into the casting for ICE AGE 4!
January 26th, 2012 at 3:28 pm
O God! Please offer me an angel.
January 27th, 2012 at 11:17 am
If only I could Fly?
January 30th, 2012 at 12:16 pm
May 2012 be blessed, and may all have their hearts desires, amen.
January 30th, 2012 at 12:47 pm
you have it all wrong; I’m not a rodent, I,m a raw dentist looking out for Malema whose teeth need repairs because acidity from the vocal cords are worse than Coke on enamel (see Spiritwolf’s teeth and you shall know what I mean). I phoned Ju Ju and requested him to be my first patient, after which I shall be no longer a RAW dentist
February 4th, 2012 at 10:28 am
I have a few entries:
1. Aummmmmmmmmmm….
2. Where is the otter font on this keyboard
3. Oh Lord… I hope it’s a boy!
February 4th, 2012 at 6:30 pm
Please let me be born again as a tenderpreneur!
February 5th, 2012 at 1:00 pm
Just 6 numbers lord…. is it too much to ask?
February 5th, 2012 at 8:34 pm
God bless Alexander adn keeps the cats away….
February 5th, 2012 at 9:22 pm
Dear God, when you do get round to turning me into a clueless rodent (like Juju), please make sure that my claws are extra big so that I can grasp all kinds of lovely things (just like Juju).
February 6th, 2012 at 4:58 am
Hey God! Please accept my friend request on FaceBook.