Racist South Africans

May 31st, 2017 (Updated)

South Africa is no stranger to racism and brave Penny Sparrow took it upon herself to initiate a mass catharsis of negative racial energy in the hopes of healing South Africa. Instead she wound up alienating all sorts of primates in the country and now faces criminal charges.

Shocking Untelevised Footage! #SONA2015

May 31st, 2017 (Updated)

The proceedings around Jacob Zuma’s State of the Nation address (#SONA2015) is more telling about South Africa than the content of his speech. The 2 leading opposition parties were not present with the EFF being ejected from the chamber and the DA leaving in protest.

Wonkie’s 2015 World News Horoscope!

May 31st, 2017 (Updated)

Sought-after astrologer and futurist Moonbeam Williams makes her infallible 2015 predictions for World News and Wonkie readers. More accurate than Back to the Future, more reliable than Volvos… if you’re going to check out a 2015 horoscope, then this is the one to read!

5 takeaways from the Oscar Pistorius trial

May 31st, 2017 (Updated)

Oscar Pistorius has fallen from grace after being convicted of culpable homicide. On Valentine’s day in 2013, he shot and killed his then girlfriend Reeva Steenkamp, allegedly mistaking her for an intruder. Following a protracted trial that was televised he has been sentenced to 5 years in prison – a sentence which many feel is inadequate.

8 ways Zuma can spin Nkandla!

May 31st, 2017 (Updated)

Thuli Madonsela’s report has raised many eyebrows on South African president Jacob Zuma’s personal conduct. The question is whether her report will really make a dent on the ANC, or Zuma’s image especially in light of the upcoming 2014 national elections.