Mamphela’s Millions – Join the Gang, or Not?

December 11th, 2019 (Updated)

Mamphela Ramphele, leader of the new political party Agang, took a risk in more ways than one by declaring her net worth to be R55 Million. Trust issues from major discrepancies in the figure with those published by Forbes, estrangement from the poor masses, and no equivalent response from Jacob Zuma are possible outcomes.

Malema Land Grabs, Unemployment, Vavi & More!

December 11th, 2019 (Updated)

Real threats of Julius Malema land grabs and unreal unemployment figures might be a concern for some in South Africa. Read all about the EFF Strategy to handle these challenges, the Vavi rape issue, and more in this Wonkie News exclusive.

Help a Cat Up – Photo Caption Contest!

December 11th, 2019 (Updated)

Catch up on the latest news in July 2013 including the Mars Curiosity rover and the Detroit bankruptcy. Then, enter Wonkie’s Help a Cat Up photo caption contest – your funny entry could win you a funky new Wonkie Cartoons t-shirt!

Goodbye Nelson Mandela, Goodbye Madiba

December 11th, 2019 (Updated)

While opportunistic reporters and distraught South Africans swamp the hospital Nelson Mandela is in, Wonkie takes a moment to sincerely acknowledge and thank Madiba before bidding him goodbye.

Jacob Zuma Name-Dropping – Gupta Style!

December 11th, 2019 (Updated)

Corruption is rife in South Africa. The Gupta report demonstrates that simply dropping Jacob Zuma’s name opens many doors in South Africa – whether you’re a tenderpreneur looking to secure your next windfall, or in need of a military air force base for your wedding party, Jacob Zuma is the name to drop.