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Bafana Bafana 23-man final 2010 World Cup squad is announced following South Africa’s 5-0 victory against Guatemala in a friendly this week.

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The prestigious annual Golden Scr3w award ceremony was hosted by none other than the angelic Paris Hilton. Every year hopeful despots, leaders and media companies from all over the world gather in some famous location to nostalgically recollect whom they’ve scr3wed over in the last year. Mr Robert Mugabe is in one of those ‘always [...]

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We’re nearing closing time for this year at Wonkie.com and thought we’d sum up by our commentary by including our nominations for the top theme songs for South African politicians.
Please add your suggestions or amendments in the comments section below!
Other songs also nominated by the team were:
Ace Magashule: Jesus he knows me – Genesis [...]

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In a massive show of solidarity and appreciation of all the challenges facing the modern world, prominent international leaders met today to perform a perfectly choreographed song. Proceeds from record sales will be donated to Mr Robert Mugabe’s International Save the Children fund.
Michael Jackson regrettably could not attend.