Archives for November 2008

Crime under control in South Africa

June 7th, 2026 (Updated)

Crime is certainly under control in South Africa – sadly for South Africans though it seems firmly under the control of the criminals. An unverified source from an organised local crime syndicate stated that they are quite happy with the government’s effort to date and that they hope the authorities will keep up their hard […]

Black James Bond

June 7th, 2026 (Updated)

Obamania continued into the movie industry as Daniel Craig announced earlier this week that the world is ready for the first black James Bond. In the meantime in South Africa, the ruling ANC party whinged through Jessie Duarte that the national broadcaster, SABC, wrongfully depicts Zuma as constantly toyi-toying outside the Pietermaritzburg high court (see […]

Sarah Palin on Oprah

June 7th, 2026 (Updated)

The grapevine has it that the Republicans are considering Sarah Palin as their presidential candidate for 2012. Hopefully she will have travelled outside the USA at least once by then. According to the Telegraph in the UK she has “repeatedly stated, often on conservative talk radio, that she would be more aggressive in making the […]

Gordon Brown to lobby for Obama cartoon

June 7th, 2026 (Updated)

Reading between the lines in the Sunday Times last weekend, Whitehall and diplomatic sources have indicated that Gordon Brown will effectively be acting as Obama’s lackey in Europe. Brown is expected to beg other Nato leaders in Brussels next month to support the USA by dispatching more troops and resources to Afghanistan. Some very unreliable […]

Bush’s Secret WMD

June 7th, 2026 (Updated)

In a confidential meeting on national security, George Bush unveils to Barack Obama the most highly classified US Weapon of Mass Destruction (WMD) – Chuck Norris. Also see the earlier post for the Whole Truth behind George Bush and Gordon Brown’s first meeting.