Archives for February 2009

Jobless Cosatu marches against Jews

June 7th, 2026 (Updated)

Cosatu recently held a protest in a residential Jewish community in South Africa against Israeli activity in Gaza. It appeared to be directed at local Jews rather than more appropriately Israel. The question is wtf are they doing protesting this in the first place? [more…]

Julius Malema embarrassing South Africa comments

June 7th, 2026 (Updated)

We’re not quite sure if Mr Malema meant that the law enforcers of South Africa- the police, National Prosecuting Authority (NPA), and judges – are embarrassing because they’re actually doing their job; or that it’s embarrassing that the ruling ANC party seem to have all their eggs in Mr Zuma’s basket [more..]

The Golden Scr3w Awards Ceremony

June 7th, 2026 (Updated)

The prestigious annual Golden Scr3w award ceremony was hosted by none other than the angelic Paris Hilton. Every year hopeful despots, leaders and media companies from all over the world gather in some famous location to nostalgically recollect whom they’ve scr3wed over in the last year. Mr Robert Mugabe is in one of those ‘always […]

The meaningless trial of Jacob Zuma

June 7th, 2026 (Updated)

Jacob Zuma, president of the ANC and likely next head honcho in South Africa is going through the hoops in what is likely to be a meaningless trial. Unless some swift decisions are taken in the Pietermaritzburg high court, which they won’t be, [more…]

Malema turns down parliamentary nomination

June 7th, 2026 (Updated)

Julius Malema sadly said he would spare the South African public his political mastermind for the next 10-15 years. He devastated many fans when he said he believed parliament was for old people [more…]