Don’t be sad – paying high toll fees in Gauteng could work to your advantage – take a look on the lighter side of the e-tolls system with Wonkie. Discover how to use the tolling system to your advantage – from a new excuse not to visit your mother-in-law over weekends to tracking any dodgy spousal movements… explore these added benefits and more!
Archives for April 2012
10 Reasons to be HAPPY about Gauteng toll fees!
June 8th, 2026 (Updated)Easter Bunny causes Religious Mayhem
June 8th, 2026 (Updated)Christians and Muslims were at war in South Africa because a devastating travesty – hot-cross buns were labelled as being halaal at a large food retailer, Woolworths. The Easter Bunny goes into a state of deep depression as he ponder his year so far.
Julius Malema’s White Protégé!
June 8th, 2026 (Updated)Julius Malema returned to the political landscape in South Africa last week as he showed off his brand new 100% white protégé. Is Jonathan Ovadia indisputable proof that Juju is not a racist? Is Julius making a comeback, or is he just this April’s Fool?