Wonkie’s underground liki-weaks monitor, Perry, uncovers that the National Planning Commission has been secretly working on a proposal for a Special Olympics playing to the strengths of the developing nations. Special Olympics sporting events include palm greasing, wait lifting, moral gymnastics and synchronised tendering… read all about it!
Government Accountability: Limpopo Textbook Crisis
June 1st, 2026 (Updated)Government accountability seems non-existent in South Africa – particularly in the wake of the Limpopo textbooks crisis that is unfolding. 7 months into the year and learners are still to receive their textbooks – it’s unlikely that they will anytime soon considering many have been burnt and dumped by the company winning the distribution tender. Who is ultimately accountable in government for this and why are they not being punished?
Richard Mdluli case – Corruption Cartoon
June 1st, 2026 (Updated)Richard Mdluli, head of police crime intelligence in South Africa, seems to following suit from Jackie Selebi in terms of draining taxpayer funds whilst simultaneously adding no value. Wonkie’s guest author examines the security situation in South Africa and what needs to be done going forward to remedy this situation and prevent similar ones from arising in the future.
Mutant Giraffe-Tortoise Photo Caption Challenge
June 1st, 2026 (Updated)The funniest caption for what this Mutant Giraffe-Tortoise is thinking wins a lucky reader a newly designed Wonkie CartOOns t-shirt. What might Mangwashi Phiyega, the new South African police commissioner have to say about this travesty of nature?