Simelane appointed Head of National Peanut Academy

October 16th, 2026 (Updated)

Anything but squeaky clean Simelane was appointed by Jeff Radebe and Zuma as the new head of South Africa’s National Prosecuting Authority (NPA).

MALEMODOKU Puzzle Game – Try South Africa’s latest craze!

October 16th, 2026 (Updated)

For those of you who find Sudoku close to impossible, this special puzzle game is designed just for you! Wonkie humbly dedicates this game to ANCYL president, the honourable Mr Julius Malema.

Bad Insurance Experience?

October 16th, 2026 (Updated)

Insurance companies are often just a modern day protection racket – except you pay your money and are still not guaranteed any protection! Read the experience of a victim of extremely poor service at Glenrand MIB.

Eskom Blackouts are Racist

October 16th, 2026 (Updated)

Imagine a world where everything boils down to race – no you’re not a rat in the Matrix – you’re in the world of ANCYL president Mr Julius Malema!

White Supremacists and Facial Hair

October 16th, 2026 (Updated)

Nick Griffin, leader of the BNP is certainly adding some spice to British politics. Oh wait – spice – that’s Asian – we may have to voluntarily repatriate that. White supremacist parties are far from extinct it seems.