Pope AIDS virus by discouraging condom use

June 1st, 2026 (Updated)

The Catholic Church’s growth strategy aside, the Pope’s recent comments against condom use and stating that it actually exacerbates the AIDS problem is plain irresponsible.

Alfie and the UK teenage pregnancy crisis cartoon

June 1st, 2026 (Updated)

One has to admire the UK for constantly innovating on entertainment. Just when you think reality showbiz has finally crashed with the downfall of Channel 4’s Celebrity Big Brother, Max Clifford – publicist – goes beserk publicising the results of some poor barely teenage sod’s bedroom exploits. For those of you not in tune with […]

The Golden Scr3w Awards Ceremony

June 1st, 2026 (Updated)

The prestigious annual Golden Scr3w award ceremony was hosted by none other than the angelic Paris Hilton. Every year hopeful despots, leaders and media companies from all over the world gather in some famous location to nostalgically recollect whom they’ve scr3wed over in the last year. Mr Robert Mugabe is in one of those ‘always […]

Mugabe mentors Obama on Financial Crisis Options

June 1st, 2026 (Updated)

Nationalising some banks would certainly be an effective way to manage the US financial crisis- probably the best way forward. If President Obama really has those steel balls [more…]

Mugabe proposes global financial crisis solution

June 1st, 2026 (Updated)

Uncle Bob, viz. Robert Mugabe, attempts to patch things up with the USA by offering Barack Obama the first Kajillion (Zimbabwe) Dollar note to help fund the economic bailout package [more..]