2009 – An Intense Year

May 31st, 2026 (Updated)

2009 was an intense, eventful year – from the first black president Barack Obama to the death of pop-icon Michael Jackson. In South Africa, 2009 saw the swearing in of Jacob Zuma as president and the death of Manto Tshabalala-Msimang. Wonkie would also like to thank Julius Malema for his massive contribution to comedy in South Africa.

Simelane appointed Head of National Peanut Academy

May 31st, 2026 (Updated)

Anything but squeaky clean Simelane was appointed by Jeff Radebe and Zuma as the new head of South Africa’s National Prosecuting Authority (NPA).

MALEMODOKU Puzzle Game – Try South Africa’s latest craze!

May 31st, 2026 (Updated)

For those of you who find Sudoku close to impossible, this special puzzle game is designed just for you! Wonkie humbly dedicates this game to ANCYL president, the honourable Mr Julius Malema.

Bad Insurance Experience?

May 31st, 2026 (Updated)

Insurance companies are often just a modern day protection racket – except you pay your money and are still not guaranteed any protection! Read the experience of a victim of extremely poor service at Glenrand MIB.

Eskom Blackouts are Racist

May 31st, 2026 (Updated)

Imagine a world where everything boils down to race – no you’re not a rat in the Matrix – you’re in the world of ANCYL president Mr Julius Malema!