Wonkie Author Profile - Pratish Mistry

Besides being a bit of a cartoon himself, Pratish Mistry is a prolific writer and artist. His articles span a range of topics including professional coaching, political analysis, economics, spirituality, and humour.

2010 Predictions and Resolutions

May 28th, 2026 (Updated)

Will Iran’s nuclear power plant radiate beetroots and find a cure for AIDS in 2010? A new year, a new decade – what are your predictions and resolutions for 2010?

2009 – An Intense Year

May 28th, 2026 (Updated)

2009 was an intense, eventful year – from the first black president Barack Obama to the death of pop-icon Michael Jackson. In South Africa, 2009 saw the swearing in of Jacob Zuma as president and the death of Manto Tshabalala-Msimang. Wonkie would also like to thank Julius Malema for his massive contribution to comedy in South Africa.

Tiger evolves into a Cheetah

May 28th, 2026 (Updated)

Tiger Woods is becoming branded as a Cheetah as allegations of extra-marital affairs are flying around the countryside. Spawned off a recent accident involving Tiger, his wife Elin and some golf clubs, Tiger is far from being out of the woods.

MALEMODOKU Puzzle Game – Try South Africa’s latest craze!

May 28th, 2026 (Updated)

For those of you who find Sudoku close to impossible, this special puzzle game is designed just for you! Wonkie humbly dedicates this game to ANCYL president, the honourable Mr Julius Malema.

Eskom Blackouts are Racist

May 28th, 2026 (Updated)

Imagine a world where everything boils down to race – no you’re not a rat in the Matrix – you’re in the world of ANCYL president Mr Julius Malema!