Wonkie Author Profile - Pratish Mistry

Besides being a bit of a cartoon himself, Pratish Mistry is a prolific writer and artist. His articles span a range of topics including professional coaching, political analysis, economics, spirituality, and humour.

Forget the Mines, lets Nationalise Malema!

May 28th, 2026 (Updated)

ANCYL hero Julius Malema shows how intelligent investing can beat inflation and make literally millions off a R20,000 per month salary. He welcomes an audit but refuses to answer any questions because it’s none of anyone’s business.

Pravin Gordhan’s 2010 South Africa Budget Speech

May 28th, 2026 (Updated)

Pravin Gordhan’s 2010 Budget was a more realistic reflection of South Africa’s State of the Nation. Cuts benefit the poor, focus on education and job creation, increase in sin tax and fuel tax are some of the highlights.

Jacob Zuma – I have a dream, a big wet dream

May 28th, 2026 (Updated)

Jacob Zuma has fathered his 20th child – this time out of wedlock with Orlando Pirates chairman Irvin Khoza’s daughter, Sonono Khoza. Should Zuma join Tiger Woods for sex therapy or should Zuma’s personal behaviour remain private?

Julius Malema – Role model

May 28th, 2026 (Updated)

Julius Malema is 28, drives a flashy 4×4, lives in upmarket Sandton, has a VIP bodyguard service. Far from being a brainless moron, he should be regarded as a role model for South African youth.

Will the World End in 2012?

May 28th, 2026 (Updated)

Mayan prophecy is said to predict that 21 December 2012 brings a certain planetary alignment that will result in cataclysmic events on Earth – will the world really end then?