Are you optimistic about 2009?

May 31st, 2026 (Updated)

Are you optimistic about the New Year? Things are looking for South Africans for now – on paper at least. Cast your vote on our new poll and let us know your forecasts on whether 2009 is going to be a good year or not.

Theme Songs for South African Politicians

May 31st, 2026 (Updated)

We’re nearing closing time for this year at Wonkie.com and thought we’d sum up by our commentary by including our nominations for the top theme songs for South African politicians. Please add your suggestions or amendments in the comments section below! Other songs also nominated by the team were: Ace Magashule: Jesus he knows me […]

Poor journalism in South Africa cartoon

May 31st, 2026 (Updated)

The quality of journalism in South Africa is shocking. Newspapers and even national television station, the SABC, seem to be getting their facts all wrong. In the last month alone, the president of the ANC was wrongfully branded as a druggie – see the Jacob Zuma zol cartoon. The public was most grateful that Jessie […]

Day of Reconciliation Concert

May 31st, 2026 (Updated)

In a massive show of solidarity and appreciation of all the challenges facing the modern world, prominent international leaders met today to perform a perfectly choreographed song. Proceeds from record sales will be donated to Mr Robert Mugabe‘s International Save the Children fund. Michael Jackson regrettably could not attend.

Bring me the head of Kgalema Motlanthe

May 31st, 2026 (Updated)

Decisions around Vusi Pikoli, the Zuma arms deal corruption inquiry and Zimbabwe makes one believe Mr Motlanthe is squandering an opportunity to achieve Greatness. Does this man have a spine or is he built for simply toeing the line?