With violent crime in the news internationally over the last few months, many South Africans are disgruntled with Jacob Zuma’s flippant comments about crime in South Africa. Wonkie, with the help of the Easter Bunny, presents some innovative ways to manage the pressing crime statistics in South Africa.
Easter Bunny tips on Managing Violent Crime
March 25th, 2025 (Updated)Donkey Meat Scandal – The Whole Truth
March 25th, 2025 (Updated)The international meat scandal spans from using pet horses in UK for food and mislabelled sushi in the USA through to donkey meat distributed as beef in South Africa. Are you OK with eating donkey or horse meat, or how about giraffe? Learn the Whole Truth about meat DNA testing and the animal mafia in this Wonkie article.
Oscar Pistorius Trial – Is this a Joke?
March 25th, 2025 (Updated)Oscar Pistorius shot his girlfriend Reeva Steenkamp on Valentine’s Day. Whether guilty or not, South Africans appear to be making light of the situation with tabloid news coverage and Oscar Pistorius jokes. Read the full post for others but here is a selection:
1. Prosecutors are moving to deny Oscar Pistorius bail because he might be a flight risk. The defence was quick to point out that he was the blade runner, not the propellor runner. The judge was not impressed.
2. What’s Oscar’s new nickname? Gunrunner.
3. How many bullets does it take to kill Oscar’s girlfriend? Apparently, Oscar doesn’t know either.
4. South Africans are now being encouraged to tell their spouses when they go to the loo in the middle of the night.
5. Feel free to add more in the comments section…!
Follow the Leader – Photo Caption Contest
March 25th, 2025 (Updated)In memory of great leaders current and past, Wonkie presents the Follow the Leader photo caption challenge. Enter your funniest caption and you could win yourself a funny new design Wonkie Cartoons t-shirt!
Education Department – Secret Strategy Uncovered!
March 25th, 2025 (Updated)The South African education department celebrates a 73.9% matric pass rate that means nothing in real terms. Wonkie reverse engineers the education success story and uncovers what is really going on – free educational strategy consultant report included courtesy of McKintinsey & Co.