Wonkie’s underground liki-weaks monitor, Perry, uncovers that the National Planning Commission has been secretly working on a proposal for a Special Olympics playing to the strengths of the developing nations. Special Olympics sporting events include palm greasing, wait lifting, moral gymnastics and synchronised tendering… read all about it!
Easter Bunny causes Religious Mayhem
June 1st, 2026 (Updated)Christians and Muslims were at war in South Africa because a devastating travesty – hot-cross buns were labelled as being halaal at a large food retailer, Woolworths. The Easter Bunny goes into a state of deep depression as he ponder his year so far.
2012 World News Horoscope
June 1st, 2026 (Updated)Moonbeam Williams publishes her 2012 astrological predictions for both the Zodiac and 2012 World News. Read your horoscope today and be sure you’re on track to fulfil your destiny. From world news and economics to online casinos and international politics, Wonkie has got your back.
Merry Christmas – Peace on Earth Cartoon
June 1st, 2026 (Updated)End of year Wonkie CartOOn wishing readers well over the festive season and cautioning to watch your spelling when asking for peace on earth.