Wonkie exposes Whole Truth behind World Crisis

June 1st, 2026 (Updated)

Wonkie researchers uncover the Whole Truth behind USA’s credit rating downgrade by S&P, the riots in the UK and famine in Somalia. The secret story is shocking and involves Somalian entrepreneur Amadayo Hafifi.

Michelle Obama was NOT snubbed by Jacob Zuma

June 1st, 2026 (Updated)

Allegations that Zuma snubbed Michelle Obama on her recent visit to South Africa are false. The Whole Truth is that Barack Obama insisted Michelle does not meet Zuma because of his concerns over Zuma’s legendary virility.

Osama Bin Laden is dead

June 1st, 2026 (Updated)

Osama Bin Laden is dead, so announced Barack Obama. But what does this mean for the world, assuming that it’s true and that Al Qaeda actually exists?

The Royal Wedding of Prince William & Kate Middleton

June 1st, 2026 (Updated)

Prince William weds Kate Middleton on 29th April 2011 in a royal wedding that promises to be as grandiose as Charles and Diana’s in 1981. Between tsunamis and nuclear meltdowns, the world needs a happy event – hopefully the anti-monarchy protests do not turn nasty.

Commentator’s Curse in the Cricket World Cup

June 1st, 2026 (Updated)

Battle of commentator’s curses in the commentary box is leading to exciting results in the 2011 Cricket World Cup. Sometimes wonders if it might be better for the nerves if they reserved their wild speculation and stuck to the play by play analysis.