IPL cricket to rescue South African economy

April 14th, 2026 (Updated)

IPL cricket moved to South Africa after a storming success in India in 2008. Local economists predict this will turn SA around economically – maybe with mad sports betting and drugs!

Valentine’s Day goes beserk in India

April 14th, 2026 (Updated)

Valentine’s Day promises to be an interesting one this year in India again. Large right wing groups such as Ram Sena have recently been in the news for beating up some young women who were drinking at a pub in Mangalore a couple of weeks back. Ram Sena and similar groups state that such loose […]

Salman Khan and Saif Ali Khan Go Shopping

April 14th, 2026 (Updated)

Stepping out of the real-world into Bollywood for a moment confirms rumours of a global recession haven’t quite sunk in yet. Salman Khan and Saif Ali Khan just bought their girlfriends Katrina Kaif and Kareena Kapoor flats [more..]

Pakistan involvement in Mumbai Terror attacks

April 14th, 2026 (Updated)

Pakistan’s ‘Give us proof and we’ll look into it’ attitude has been called on by India as they delivered proof in the form of an intelligence dossier to USA and Pakistan this week. India is adopting a diplomatic route to resolving the situation but it is likely military action would have to be taken should Pakistan not take prompt action to deliver their known terrorist networks.

Welcome 2009!

April 14th, 2026 (Updated)

Wishing all Wonkie readers a prosperous 2009 and introducing some of the new features on the Wonkie cartoon blog.