Easter Bunny tips on Managing Violent Crime

September 24th, 2020 (Updated)

With violent crime in the news internationally over the last few months, many South Africans are disgruntled with Jacob Zuma’s flippant comments about crime in South Africa. Wonkie, with the help of the Easter Bunny, presents some innovative ways to manage the pressing crime statistics in South Africa.

Donkey Meat Scandal – The Whole Truth

September 24th, 2020 (Updated)

The international meat scandal spans from using pet horses in UK for food and mislabelled sushi in the USA through to donkey meat distributed as beef in South Africa. Are you OK with eating donkey or horse meat, or how about giraffe? Learn the Whole Truth about meat DNA testing and the animal mafia in this Wonkie article.

Oscar Pistorius Trial – Is this a Joke?

September 24th, 2020 (Updated)

Oscar Pistorius shot his girlfriend Reeva Steenkamp on Valentine’s Day. Whether guilty or not, South Africans appear to be making light of the situation with tabloid news coverage and Oscar Pistorius jokes. Read the full post for others but here is a selection:

1. Prosecutors are moving to deny Oscar Pistorius bail because he might be a flight risk. The defence was quick to point out that he was the blade runner, not the propellor runner. The judge was not impressed.

2. What’s Oscar’s new nickname? Gunrunner.

3. How many bullets does it take to kill Oscar’s girlfriend? Apparently, Oscar doesn’t know either.

4. South Africans are now being encouraged to tell their spouses when they go to the loo in the middle of the night.

5. Feel free to add more in the comments section…!

Valentine’s Day for the Socially Excluded…

September 24th, 2020 (Updated)

With the Pope Benedict XVI resigning, Oscar Pistorius shooting his girlfriend in the head and more, Wonkie suggests how Valentine’s Day might play out this year for the socially excluded. Share what you did on Valentines Day here!

Follow the Leader – Photo Caption Contest

September 24th, 2020 (Updated)

In memory of great leaders current and past, Wonkie presents the Follow the Leader photo caption challenge. Enter your funniest caption and you could win yourself a funny new design Wonkie Cartoons t-shirt!