Some light Friday fun with Wonkie.com – Mr Malema has been unusually quiet this week so we thought we’d help facilitate his introduction into the week’s news with this photo caption contest. Please enter your best caption for the above photo in the comments section below.
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The winner will be announced on Friday next week. Best of luck and enjoy the weekend.
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“Vat my terug na die Ou Transvaal, dis waar my Sarie woon……….
Zorro was a witou, thats why he had to wear a mask…..
Forward Comrades, to the public purse trough we go!
Wow!!!!, now i see what Eugène Terre’Blanche was on about!! This feels good!
Old E T the boer proved that white men on white horses can’t ride.
No more bullshit – I now do horseshit
De only dufrance tween me an Terriblansh is my horse’s arse
AHOI COMRADES!!! I TOLD YOU ZILLE WONT GET AWAY FORM US THIS TIME WE ARE HOT ON HER TRAIL
Humpty Dumpty sat on a horse
Humpty Dumpty had a great cause.
Forward Cadres, forward to my ponzi
Listen Here! All those who voted for ANC must raise their hands and I will convice JZ (The president) to organise social grants and singing lessons for them.
Black Gold, take me to Godzilla!
Hi Ho Zille Away!
he reminds me of AWB
I demand that you run!!!
I’ll ride on this horse and run to protect JZ.
“I CALLED FOR A FIGHT FOR THE BLACK CAUSE, NOT A BLACK HORSE!”
I love Eddie’s one…. hahahaha!!
I am the young black Eugene Terreblanche, you can say I am stupid, but I will never fall of my horse( meaning I can do and say what I want, where I want and to who I want.)
OH ZUMA HELP I CANT POLITICALLY STEER THIS INSANE CREATURE
HOLD MEN ! WE HAVE PIETER MULDER ON THE ANC GRAVY TRAIN, NOW WE WAIT FOR HIS PARTY !!!
Letta uHelen Zille Wani, letta
Comrades now is the time to join the African National Cavalry
Join the ANC today
Hold your horses ladies!! Me and my Pres are on our way to shower thereafter, (you know what ne). And please don’t ask for taxi fare ‘cos I’m not a sliding-door operator.
Who is voting for me? You’ll be my horse.
Mugabe hear i came yo zimbambwe wil never be the same again.Tshisa mphama………
Damn you Sbu! All I got was a horse…
Hee Ho Hee Ho!! I’ve learnt to say neigh
south africans, please drop weapons for the mission is accomplished!
Ja, nou is die tyd vir Swaartgevaar. Terblanche did it, why can’t I did it.
Hey, Eugene! Look, only one hand and I don’t fall off!!
JZ (My President) proved that he can get away with everything and anything, so would I.
I CAN RIDE A HOARSE TOO.
Hey!!!!!!Daddy bought me a dark horse………………………………….to keep me quite…Eish
He’s too much of a big talker just AWB leader
Eugene, Eugene, where art thou. Come join me as my vice-president. I promise you, yes I promise you, you own house, one room and all, garage for your horse, tax and rates free. Can you vote for me, please, or else?
woooo! speedy gondalez, the debate is not closed beacause i have not opened it in the first place, who do you think you are trying to steal revolutionary spotlight?
Haak, Volstadt! Can Terblanche ride a horse like I do?
Now! you are my people, i rule you all
hiii ha say hello to the black knight
i am not used to ride horses, somebody help to stop this house,hoooooooo
Amakhomanisi Ayasaga… Ayi Amakhomanisi, Ayasaga Amakhomanisi… Only on Fridays, I don’t want pople ukuthi bangijwayele kabi! Only once in a week even I losens up!
Church Square Pretoria! Here I come!!!
Mugabe here i came yo zimbambwe wil never be the same again and i dont maind yo port holes i have my horse.Viva tshisa mphama……
Ah! Back in the saddle – opps, I mean in harness – now where’s that Kingdom I was supposed to get for this horse … ?
Amandla! I`m still riding for JZ till i die.
Hi guys! you better join the only unsinkable ship, your words could not help, only to worsen the situation.
Ek ry beter as Eugene !
AWB IS ON TRACK WATCH YOU BACK ZILLE
Sieg Heil-Vrystaat. I’m the rider on the Black Horse in the Bible.
WOA,EASY DOES IT.I CANT BELIEVE THE BOSS WANTS ME TO JOIN THE HORSE RACE THIS JULY,VIIIIIIIIIVA ANC WE WILL WIN WE ALWAYS DO AND THE JUDGES WILL MAKE US WIN WE ARE THE RULERS ANYWAYS.
“COPE women, stop speaking fake english and wearing fake wigs. You look like my horse here!”
Up to so far I DEMAND to get off this horse!
Hi Ho Silver!
There is no debate opened about second term of Mr Zuma, bring my horse I am going to Boss
“TEREBLANCHE , come and join me!”
Whoa there boi, if you show ur not happy with me u’ll have to leave thees place!!
I wonder what will that damn Nandoos gonna ad about me after this????
“The race has just began, We should all be ready for victory. Peace be unto all South Africans and Zille is included.
HEIL ZUMA!! HEIL HITLER! HEIL BLACK POWER!
De la Rey, De la Rey, sal jy die boere kom kom lei?!
whoa there horsey, play nice, ima gonna be ur next president!
Slow down there horsey, of vat jou goed en trek!!!!
Whoopi ti yi yo, rockin’ to a fro, back in the saddle again
Whoopi ti yi yea, I’ll go my own way
Back in the saddle again
we shall march to terrorblanche and teesh him how to ride a horse
First of all I’m gonna show ET how it’s done….. THEN Vaaltuin is going to kick Nando’s butt !!!
My hors (porche) has mp3 and ipod, cell & camera to record the honest guys.
How the hell did Tereblanche trip his horse to fall again?
Look, me Eugene Tereblanch. Generaal waar is die troepe
Heee Haaa !!!
I’ll Take IT !!!!!
“Everyone .. Meet My New Wife !!!! “
We will kill for our horses
Black Beauty
Hey, have you seen the lipizzaner horses in Italy? Bloody racists! We will bring culture to the masses with our BEE approved version.
Haaa ! Haaa ! we are now done with the racist little girl,now lets point our guns to the left comrades.Haaa ! Haaa ! Vavi here we come !
Spot the real ass and win the t-shirt !
Yee haa !! Roll ’em up, son of a guns, its my time now!
Hey! this is a picture of me on a ‘hoss called Helen just before the beast bucked and I fell off in to the proverbial shit!
hey I’m an ANC cowboy, and I’ve come to make your life a living hell, Now give me all your loot, taxes and women.
Please dont drop me like you did Eugene. He landed in Rooigrond
Hold your horses Zille & start delivering.
I said ” Awuleth’ PORSCHE wami, not awuleth’ HORSE wami”…..
Now that I’m in this fast track crazy “race” war thing, how the #@!%&*()_+1 does one get off?
You See !!! My mouth is bigger that the horse’s
meet my inspiraysheen – juliass junior
meeta mya inspeeraysheen – just plain julias junior
comrades, back to the good old days just like our forefathers used to ride and
rule – amaandla
Now I have the solution for cash crisis, I’ll use the horse when going overseas to serve fuel. Who knows even to the moon since I am an astronat
Bok Bok staan styf – hoeveel poepholle op jou lyf?
i,m on top of hellen zille and his male cabinet
I’m sure this black horse will Scare Helen to death!!!!!!! haaa haaa haaa
Hail Zuma! I ride high so I am near the tallest shower head…it is not a lamppost you fools !
A call to all youth to stand up and be heard!
HAWU MENI ARGH WI??!!
Yes, Hello, Hello, I see that u see my new horse, his name is Shaniwa..He said
to me that if Zuma cum up to him he turn him in to shaniwa…
So! You think I,m stupid like E T?
Mmh.. wish Terreblanche was here, I would teach him a thing or two on how a politician rides a horse…Amandla!!!!
Wow, the exhaust pipe exerts solid smoke.
When we say we are horsing around we mean horsing around! We do not have to interepret that! Everyone knows we horsing around!
i hope Zille buys a good horse for THE DURBAN JULY…….
“Zille, i am coming for you, no turning Back”
even u’r best horse can take u down……
for this you need a man on a horse not a @$#* on a donkey
Up, up and away!
ahoi comrades u see from nandos to horseriding i can do it all
Wooo! comrades in oder for us to run the country like white people we have to learn how to play thier sport polo.
I’m riding on my comrade!! He’s black like me.
Life is not fair S’bu Ndebele gets a Benz we get horses and I worked hard during the election swearing at people and stuff.
meaaaaauuuuuuuuu! i said we will kill for him and we did it!
Whoo-oo there’s enough tenders for everyone just come 1 by 1, Eish I never liked this queing thing at school hey why not bend the rules begin with English Grammar!
Eugene taught me lots
ONS BLY WIT!
Watch me, I am still on top, not on the ground in Pretoria’s plain!
Now what do you have to say for yourself, Eugene?!
what a wild mshiniwam,call jz to cum feel this
Heil Hitler
Howdy paleface………we come in peace, in search of the sacred chicken…. availible in either lemon & herb or peri peri
I come in peace. Take me to your shower.
Eugene Terreblanche is my hero!
“You All see, even my horse is Blank!! Umm?? Sorry, I mean Black!!”
So, like they taught me in Grade 2, you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make the rider think……..
let’s go back to Nandos and demand more change
Fuck you racists
now doesnt this animal make me look younger – or is it the blending of the
colours that make us look so good together
where is my bloody saddle – my backside is getting a right royal roasting
halt, we are the black horse brigade, we warn you not to come in our way
or we will gallop you out of our way – viva my comrades viva
Eish man, how ama gonna do da shumey up here now!!
My animal instinct tells me that I can do more on horseback then on the presidents back
I TOLD YOU I WILL KILL FOR MY PRESIDENT.”AWULETH`UMSHINI WAMI, MSHINI WAMI”X2
Ohhhh – sweet misery of life I’ve found you!
Bongo Bongo Bongo, I won’t speak any longer, oh no no no,
guess who’s the donkey braying like an ass
But I asked for a White Horse
msholozi didn’t manage 2 buy me a car
malema must b realistic & hve respect f others bz SA is f us all. i don’t know how to captivate.
There’s nothing that we do not do in the ANC. In the ANC we do everything, if you want to ride a horse, join the ANC and you will live your dreams. See, we do not ride only in black cars, we also ride black horses.
Hey Eugene, show me how to fall off with dignity
If I get a speed ticket, I’ll pay in cheque and demand more change
Hellen, here we come for your province
MOM!!! MOM look! Im sitting on a real horse!
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Eugene!! Im here! I`ll help you my friend… We will conquer the World!
im now in horse racing while my boss has fraudalently got a place in the bafana squard!
Me Big ‘shitting-bull’…take me to YOUR leader…because i don’t have a friggin clue what my leader is doing…
Ahoi !! Who said black people cannot ride black horses wearing black clothes .Comrades it is time for change.
I live in my own little world… But its ok they know me over here!!!!
No one will rein me in! I have unbridled licence to horse around.
Anyone call for a race supremist?
Don’t worry comrades. I’ve checked my underpants – no holes!
Zorro! i’m coming for you zille! Hia! i told you we will kill…. now is the time!
Mmmeaaawwh! the horse cried……. or is it me?(malema)? only one thing left mi speech!
Eish , this is good comrades. You get a free shower, free lift to Nandos and transport for your change. Maybe when i gro up S’bu’s old merc ! Viva
no more nandos,re jeng pere le mantatana.
no more periperi chicken,re jeng pere le mantatana.
I’ve got the horse, bring me the kingdom !
Hey bring me my donkey ’cause this stupid horse does not understand me!
Julius Hitler
See we are improving crime prevention,by using our new fast transportation method. Viva Ozone Layer Viva.
Under the new regime, in accordance with affirmation action policy, all political statements must be made from a BLACK horse
Zille!!! i am riding a Horse, as much as i know you want to ride Mr President Zuma like…and you might just be that lucky…SMS him
“What do mean by black ass? It’s a black horse!”
Oi Vavi! hold yo’ horses! I am the sheriff in town!
Eugene hier kom die swart baas
granny this is my first ride on horse back …..yi hah….!!
People, I’m telling you now that my green underpants do not have holes in them like some other well known rider.
To those criminals who think they can get away with crime, trust me they won’t win the race!!!!
I’LL SHOW EUGENE HOW TO RIDE HORSE!!!
THANKS EVERYONE for your entries – there are quite a few good ones here and it was tough to choose a winner! I think we’ll have to come up with a user voting system of some sort in the future.
The winner for this week’s contest is ADRIAN:
Other good ones that deserve a mention are:
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ill show terblanche what a black man can do … yea ha
Julius on his recently installed life like rocking horse in Meshozi’s nursery.
Dead horse flogging a live one
HALT!!! I AM THE BLACK KNIGHT!! AND YOU WILL DO AS I SAY
HHOOOO EISH DON’T KILL ME I AM THE BLAVK KNIGHT!! TAKE MY COUNTRY’S MONEY AND RENT
whoh!!! i feel like Eugene Terblanche.
dis ons vader se land
Yeah-ha. Off to fetch my modified Ventertjie for my horsi ………
Hey JZ, here come the 500 000 unemployed boys you promised jobs to.
Hey. there were many whities in the marathon, the durban july in durban, I have won aleast, there is some thing I can do better than at school.
OOO’HOOO! I don’t know what, i just know im high on something…
Taking inspiration from Comrade Tokyo’s recent gesture of goodwill Malema becomes a pointsman: ” Ho there Comrade Counter-revolutionary, I’ll kill for Outsurance!”
‘Hey, ET, waite for me, I’m worried I might fall off this thing!”
halt…this is my brother…cant you see we look alike….you can’t…check the nostrils hahahahaha
Comrades, you better name a socca stadium after me like you did with Peter Mokaba when I’m gone.
Yesterday my name was Malema but today they call me Mal-emmer. It is something about empty vessels, bucket wish lists and being president one day.
thank goodness i’m not an athlete otherwise they will want to do a gender test
on me. Come now comrades lets go me meet our casta at the airport.
This horse is called hijack:- any jack will do if its black
The majority of sa cannot grow long hair.
Malema aye kua,he is even scared to ride it, look at him he is like a toddler
Tereblanche se gat. My name is Julius Mamparra
Weina… this horse is racist!
blaaaaah blaaah blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
To the NEXT News conference
Nandos drive-through… here i come!!!!
I said ——– WHOA! Damn it !!! The next high horse I’ll get on will be white
I demand that Nedbank is gender tested to see where it got the balls to withdraw from AAS ——– sorry ASA
Viva Viva Viava!!!
This is in honour of Eugene Tereblanch!!!!!
This is how you ride a horse!!!!
Whoop-Dee-Doo
If this house was white that racist little girl could be shouting her lungs out!!!!Helen here I come.
Comrades Bafana Bafana
I am not happy with your performance. Rated 73 in the world does not do us proud. Maybe you must have your balls tested to end under 50 in the world cup next year. Maybe Nedbank can sponsor balls ?
Fools!!! Where are the bli@#$%^ stirrups????
could someone pass the toilet roll – the one one Zapiro had for me is finished
oh! this horse is not racist and i think it is bcoz its black. may it is about time i tell jz to ban white horse in the army so that we can have black horses only parade and we call it black horse empowerment.
The wheel has turned, we now on top, no more horse stal cleaners
Yes,I borrowed ET’s green undies with the wholes in it!
Yes,I borrowed ET’s green undies with the holes in it !
Please help me Mo , ag pretty please man. !!
ET is back for your info. Where can i hide cause your intelligence dept is sleeping. Nogal gehoor by Radio Sonder Grense.
Nou gaan die perde weer dans !
JM, try not to put your right-hand indicators and turn left, you copy cat. Can’t you people come up with something original instead copying the white man. You hate him so much, you speak with an American accent. Do you borther to sit and think that slavery was a worse form of ‘apartheid’ than apartheid itself! You love driving the ‘white-man’ designed black limousines, and you still hate him. You’re like the dog that bites the hand that feeds it. Catch a BIG wake up, before it’s too late.
I don’t want this caption in WHITE !!!!
Shame even the horse knows he has been taken for ride and he did not even vote
Hallow; to those that think black people cannot enjoy riding african horses
Julius the dir of 4 companies, cipro confirmed his lawyers says its fake signature. He benefited everyone listened to his interview could easily pick it up. quote”Its an issue if young black people are emerging” question emerging from where if not in businesses. Where would he get his luxuries which are far beyond his earning as Pres of youth. What do you think?
Shame poor horse know’s that he has also been taken for a ride and he was not even allowed to vote.
Yebo – I am the black Eugene Terblanche !!!
“THIS HORSE WAS ALSO NATIONALIZED”
“ARE YOU CALLING ME A LIAR?”
giddy yup……AW-weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
“What ever E.T could do, I can do better” just hope I don’t fall off his horse
What u looking at, I drive a better number…don’t be fooled.
“… and we will only allow black horses in South Africa. All white horses will be driven into the sea!”
I am a steak holder, and if they cannot put me on the gravy train, I will use my own transport, a five-star donkey with cruise control and no license plate.
Dear Moron, let us know when you start trading in five star donkey’s I will surely buy one. (Interesting in the period +- 3800 bc Kings rode into a city on a donkey when they went in peace and entered a city on a horse when they declared war against that city) So lets stick to donkeys and keep the peace.
get that BAAS Ted out of here chief
I swear never too fall off my high horse
LOOK AT MY HORSe, MY HORSE IS AMAZING!
” I am re-incarnated Eugene T and comes the moment arrives the Man “
EHH YEOH, i finaly made it up. and all it took was a ladder and two communists!
We are still no sure if this horse is male or female. It cannot be a ham… hamafra… hamafradite, because there is no such word in Pedi.
quickly we must get to the showaa before it is too late!
If i fall on my ass (or is it off?) now its going to cause another Haiti, only this one will be closer to home
WHOA! This horse is toooo light, we must get a darker one!
A.W.BEE
comrade Julius Malema keep on enjoying with horses, mostly the dark ones, maybe that will make us laugh at all times.
OOOOOH, ek het a perd, ‘n blink vos perd…………………
I did not say bastard, I said Baas Ted! Eish!!
“Into the Jaws of Death; into the Mouth of Hell…”
no wonder they call me horse shit. eish, we look very much alike, with me still sitting on my mother’s back.
Make the circle beeegaaaa
De La Rey, De La Rey, kan ek jou ma kom ry, De La Rey?
I’m not falling off this horse. ”my name is Julius Malema” RIP Eugene
HOLD IT!!! Someone left the other microphone on my saddle!!! PULL IT OUT!! PLEASE!! PULL IT OUT!!!
Yes i ride black horses…i am not raceest!
Zuma gave me this gift..he said I can use his shower wen I’m done..
Shame I worry because this horse looks very sad, ungroomed and bewildered, Look at his eyes, he seems to be embarressed and ashamed about the one on his back
Yep I see what you mean Peace, we know horses as we use to train them for many years. The horse certainly is unhappy, horses are extremely intelligent and better watch dogs then dogs. Our horses use to sound an alarm everytime a strange car drove into our farm drive way, they even attacked by kicking and biting an offender in more then one incident. We should really pray for Malema to receive a wakeup call from above as I have a very weird feeling about him and analysing his expression you see a man full of himself, and others do not really matter to him. he wants to be glorified and classed as a hero but it is not going to happen
Tks Ol Fashion, our family is also closely connected to horses and have had similar experiences like you. I also pity Malema he is in the wrong team, you know 2 against 1 he is in the minority team that has already lost even though it seems like they have won.
STOP !!!!!!!!!!…………You BLOODY AGENT
I am Juju X 16 000 000 and always smile when hear you people/bldy agents speak about my wealth lol
this horse is a hemaphrodite finish and klaar
Horsing around with the Ratanang Family Trust again!
i.ll have my scotch on the horse – not on the rocks
what you mean ”there’s a shower over my head to”
Napoleon conkured europe on his horse, i will do the same and nationalize afrika….Viva!.. operation conqure afrika ..Viva!
Napoleon used an elephant mostly. Good luck on your venture!!!! Will keep watching the news and see how far you get. Horses, planes, tanks etc. are slower then the ???? ??????
what do you mean we are not identical twins
….Ons vir jou Suid Afrikaaaaa……….
This is where you behave or else you JUMP
i know i look like a dictator – so what
“Last time a rode my mom like this…I was only five years old!!!!”
im so good i can do myself
uit die blou van onse hemel uit die diepte van ons see – oops ek het die woorde verkeerd
His name is Tender and nobody needs to know where I got him from.
i luv u south africa and when you are all mine – i’ll love you even more
HEY! YOU ARE A SMALL BOY, RUBBISH IS WHAT WE’VE BEEN SEING BEFORE 1994
Esh comrades dont shoot, I borrowed it from a “Boer”
Eish,i failed woodwork but i still got me a ferrari
Economic freedom for my horse
Who’s the ass now!
I apologize, I apologize, I apologize
Dont apologize, correct your wrongs by your actions, or take the punishment of your consequences.
Viva! Hail Adolf Hitler – now also available in black
What other colour would I ride !!!!;P
COMRADES, POLITICS DOESNT BELONG AT HFRMAC
LEAVE IT TO ME TO FUCK UP THINGS !!!
my name is scissor… bow wow to my command
Hey whena, where are the taxis? JZ summoned me to mediate and arbitrate and communicate my ” involvemunt ” on my high horse.
Voorwaarts BOERE!!! Let us Invade Nkandla. It belongs to the People like me.!
“I love this Horse……Because its Black”
THE back ground of this horse is coming far is the one of the white racist apartheid boer Eugene Telebranche,who was entering the parliament with, the name of the horse is KAFFIR. thanks to that young boy who kill him.