Apologies from Wonkie for the short break in service – the South African Human Rights Day celebrations on Monday carried on a bit longer than expected this year. As the week, and indeed the month, is almost over, Wonkie thought it best to skip the political cartoon for this week and tax your minds with some animated Friday Fun.
In honour of the victory of India over Australia this week in the 2011 Cricket World Cup, Wonkie felt a photo caption involving an elephant or two would be most appropriate.
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The winner will be notified by 4th April 2011… enjoy the weekend!
ps: For those of you that are wondering whether an elephant being this jumpy is healthy for it – it’s not. To learn more about being cool, calm and confident read all about the benefits of life coaching in our Wonkie guide! 😉
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Honey, you know how our son has a long giraffe-like neck… well, I have a confession to make…
Lets dig for trunk loads of gold, maybe that will save our ivory.
Stop that! Japan has suffered enough already…
I told you not to trust those blue peanuts from the old dude accompanied by his cow with that grin on her face!
You snorted WOT ???????????????
The proteas have won the CWC
guess what – missed ma periods!
The chovkers will choke thiir way to the top..hihihi.
Yippee! Mac D will now sell spinach and pap burgers
Alright , alright !!! Elephants CAN jump !!
Hey, I think I am pregnant with your child!
They said India beat the Aussies – they also say we can’t jump!
They said India can’t beat the Aussies – they also said we can’t jump!
fix the potholes please we cant walk like this
You’ve been smoking what…???
Ag pleeeezzze Jacob, didn’t you have enough. Go take a shower!
Jumping up and down will get you nowhere…Ladies first!
Good friday is next month, and we are going to dance mokhukhu in moria at the ZCC headquaters.
Watch where you put that trunk Hoppy
“Let us bow our heads in a moment of reverent silence as the Aussies hope of victory against India come crashing down with a mighty PON-TING!!!
”Did ya’ see the mouse of Oz come tumblin’ down Ellie?!”
“Show ’em wot ‘appens to an ant that tickles an elephant…”
like it’s your first time to hear me fart
This is the best April Fool’s joke we have ever played
TSUNAMI!
oooh mom thats so nice to be a child
this is not right something is tickling me
I hope no political animal comes and invade our peacefull privacy
Stopit man – can’t you see I’m digging for victory balls!!
im leaving .im leaving . im going to australia.
Next time..swallow your Viagra,dont snort it
baby please…baby kiss me there is no one around…..see i’ve looked all over it just you and me..kiss me ..kisss me..!
mummy,seeeeeeee i can jump to the highest level hahahahahaaaaaaaa!!!!!………………………..
Ella, I’ve met someone else, she wasn’t brought up in captivity like you, we pretty much share the same values
In India cricket causes earthquake, neither tsunami nor you ugly ‘Oz’iphant.
Someone just called me A FRIKAN ELEPHANT!!
TELL ME WHAT THE HELL DID YOU PUT IN MY DRINK I CAN”TSTAND THESE DAMN HIC CUPS
“See, light as a feather. That P90X is really paying off!”
Hey skinny Elephant, i am more energetic than you are
I TOLD YOU I DONT BONK ON FIRST DATE.
I am not giving you today.
Its over
wat da f….! are u making dat thing so long for…..
wat are u jumping for do u have ants in ur ass……………..
MY CELLPHONE BATTERY IS FLAT.
SO I AM PLANNING TO MAKE A TRUNK CALL AND REVERSING THE CHARGE.
Yes we sure can stomp on the Aussies
lets all jump for glory
Goodness! That R Kelly chap’s still believing he can fly… BOY! I told you to stop listening to that R ‘n B rubbish!!
Have you been watching Dumbo the Flying Elephant again!
Julius – no wonder you got 29% for woodwork. That is not what I meant when I said “I want you to make the earth move for me.”