Mr Robert Mugabe was shown some disdain last year by then president-elect Barack Obama. Not much has changed since although Wonkie is sure diplomatic channels between USA and Zimbabwe have been kept open. Considering Mr Obama has gathered the brightest and most diverse viewpoint holders on his team, Wonkie thought it only fit to nominate Mr Mugabe to add to that diversity of thought. After all, inspiration often comes from the strangest of places.
In the meantime, Mr Mugabe continues to produce bank notes of larger denominations with increasingly shorter expiry dates. Mr Mugabe still does not see Kitty.