Dog grasshopper photo caption

Dog grasshopper photo caption

Dog and Grasshopper Photo Caption Contest

With Micky Arthur leaving the Proteas, Mr Maroga trying to claim some R85 Million for all the hard work he did at Eskom and flooding all over the place in South Africa, Wonkie thinks it’s time for some long overdue Friday Fun! Please enter your funniest, most original caption for the above photo in the comments section below – it does NOT have to do anything with politics so exercise that imagination!

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The winner will be announced after the contest ends on 5 February 2010… enjoy the weekend and get your entries in now!

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Comments

  1. Ooh What Big Ears You Got!

  2. Don’t even think about it……

  3. Jo Mama just managed to take it all in one go

  4. Put your hands together and say your prayers!

  5. Ol' Pliny says:

    Check these biceps Fido, and back off quick.

  6. Who do you think you are? I want my share too.

  7. HEY JULIUS
    STOP VISITING SCHOOLS YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHERE YOURE CLASS IS!!!

    MASLANTE

  8. what, heh what do you want me to try and use some of my jackie chan moves on you heh

  9. Leave me alone!

  10. You won’t do no sh%t to me’e I’m the Karate Kid so buzz off Julius

  11. Yeepee, let’s se how doggie can catch grassie>>>>Goooooooooo!!!!!

  12. Please let me go, I am not a terrorist.

  13. SC MOLOMO says:

    i am going to fight `til i get me r85 millions, recession or no recession i want it now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  14. Ivan Talbot says:

    YMCA

  15. I swear it was this big !!!!!!!!

  16. MM Chibango says:

    Go play with your size! you’ re only a puppy!!

  17. Picking a fight with someone your own size is sooo overrated, c’mon, gimme your best shot ..PAL!!

  18. Brian Rath says:

    Grasshopper: “Dude, if you wanna impress dem niggas, you gotta get doooooown. Like this ….”

  19. Go ahead punk! and make my day!

  20. MR. SHAIK: I TOLD YOU BOYS I AM CONNECTED, THEY WILL ONLY LOOK FOR NEW ONES NOT GREAT GUYS LIKE ME.
    ( THAT’S THE GRASSHOPER )

  21. Back off!!!
    I have a black belt!!

  22. Wanna dance?

  23. ohhh!!!!!!!!!! you’re just a baby

  24. This is how you pray when meeting me

  25. Dude, that is one big f*$% dog!

  26. You called me a WHAT? A GRASSHOPPER?? It’s you and me pal, put ’em up!!

  27. Louis du Plessis says:

    We make sacred pact. I promise teach karate to you, you promise learn. I say, you do, no questions.

  28. Don’t even think about it…. I have a machine gun….. Julius letha umshini wami!!!

  29. Whooooo! whooooo! Praying mantis style, come get some! (Kungu-fu)

  30. Nathaniel Mmape says:

    Wow! what a big dog you are. Let me go tell all my friends.

  31. Ok Mr. Kung Fung I just come for your help not fight

  32. Yes, yes Eskom, the people believe you

  33. Stay back, Brutus, I have a green belt in Manto Sanis

  34. Go on, hit me. I’ll complain to Uncle Julius. You won’t be able to hide anywhere from the ANCYL. Go on, I dare you!

  35. Wheeeaa… Hiieee.. And you thought YOU are the Mad Dog?

    Hallo, it is, of course, not a grasshopper, but a praying mantis in the picture.

  36. Gita Loosz says:

    You don’t understand my position, I just simply CANNOT be your girlfriend. We live in completely different worlds….

  37. Ok, ok Mr Kung Fung, come down now I just come for your help not for fight.

  38. Oops! I’m not his meal. Why not go to the butcher.

  39. Deena Naidoo says:

    I am innocent! I surrender! Please give me amnesty!

  40. Brian Rath says:

    “Give it your best shot, Dawg … I been doing Kung Fu, mantis style, ever since I can remember”

  41. My flying Mantis, your face flea hugger!!!

  42. Anthony Morgan says:

    I’m Your Private Dancer, Your Dancer for Money…

  43. Yes. I also considered calling Deborah Patta but I doubt whether it will make any difference

  44. Anthony Morgan says:

    Bring It B*#ch

  45. Now this technique is known as “the locust”, very deadly!

  46. You may be a top dogg but I’ll kick your ass!!!
    Cos I’m a super grasshopper!

  47. You want a piece of me?

  48. Johan Jordaan says:

    Wait a minute! I am not a grasshopper, I am a praying mantis. I am like the pope, but for insects!

  49. so you think you can dance? Try this latest salsa move

  50. YOU MAY BE CUTE,BUT I’VE GOT THE DANCE MOVES !!!

  51. Portia Kekana says:

    C’mon crazy dog, u wanna see how good i am with my Jet Lee’s technique? & watch-out you don’t loose your eyes.

  52. WHY THE STARE, COMMON MAN! GAT MUSCLE IN MY BICEPS & CAN FLY. SHOW ME WHAT YUO GAT TOO.

  53. cmon dogg!! you gotta learn the latest break dance man!!

  54. ‘Walk like an Egyptian’

  55. Green Bod er Belt in Kung Fu

  56. Sayanora, prepare to die!!!

  57. HELP!
    I SURRENDER !

  58. WHAT???? – You call me a grasshopper????
    Your ignorance has reached a new HIGH!
    Talk to the hands!

  59. Politics! creaps in everywhere. Don’t you try and move I am watching

  60. Sport keep it real – don’t move

  61. And you thought Malema was BAD

  62. believe me dude one day i’l be as big as batista and i swear i’l make u shit on your owners’s lap!

  63. Heeee yahhhh………….watch your puffy nose or else I’m gonna break it into pieces.My legs are wobbly but when it comes to a piece of shit like you,the sky is the limit,ha.ha.ha……………………….

  64. MAN TIS VERY TRAUMATIC TO BE EYEBALLEDBY AN ALIEN

  65. Woo da man…

  66. Hastheworldgonecrazy... says:

    Those ears! Those eyes! That nose! Doll! You are SO next month’s Pethouse Pin-Up!

  67. Is it too much? I told Monroe green is not my colour…

  68. My Kung-Fu is stronger than your Kung-Fu poopsie!!!

  69. Like my new deodorant Bru, its Marogo free,sorry I mean gogo free, guaranteed to knock you”Lights out”

  70. What the f*ck!

  71. Don’t feel shy like this pup, come, let’s dance.

  72. thomas mmmoledi says:

    “CAN’T YOU SEE I’M PRAYING, STOP NAGGING ME OR I’LL SMACK YOU

  73. mmmm!!! i’m gona get fertile 2dy.

  74. Geetha Arekal says:

    Oh me gwad u scared me!

  75. black night says:

    oh come on – can’t u c i’ve already been robbed

  76. You have got to ask yourself ‘Am I feeling lucky today?’

  77. Geetha Arekal says:

    Havent u seen a half naked female earlier?

  78. WATCH OUT KIDDO I AM A GIANT HOPPER,DONT EVEN DARE YOUR SILLY PUPPY MOVES ON ME.

  79. Boy you sure are hot you just not my type

  80. Maroga to the Eskom watch dog “I don’t care about the customers or the economy, I want my R85 million now”.

  81. Fani Sihlangu says:

    Julius Malema is a brave young leader who is determined to die for the truth. He was right for saying the communist wanted to over-take the ANC. He is determined to deal with those fake communist. We support him and is role-mode.
    Lefanzo
    Tembisa

  82. The names Lee… Jet lee!!!

  83. godfrey wamunyu says:

    yeah call me a drunken master if u like but give me ma share
    i desreve ma rigght

  84. Sub_Culture says:

    Ever watched Kung-Fu Panda? that was all real!

  85. You have my permission to stop praying for rain.

  86. Linda Lappchen says:

    i said no id no entry just because u gotta bit of hair on your chin doesnt mean ur over 18

  87. Those eyes of yours are really hidious.

  88. I’m a Mantid, I’m out of the closet, and I’ll keep my head!!

  89. im a used product..find someone else

  90. Hennie oostrhuizen says:

    LELLLLEELLLELLLELLLELLLLELLLLELLELLLLLELLELELELLLELLELLELLEELLLLELLLEEE

  91. Whoa there!This is the Coal-town Kid Crazy Checker…..I say paws off !!

  92. Make my day!!

  93. Willard M says:

    Whoa! Dude, what’s with the eyes? Did they name Google after you or what? Daaamn! Google this……

  94. masimba ngwenya says:

    tired of you furball,go pick on a cat or mice

  95. Do you believe this shit, Maximus. Wonkie thinks i’m a grasshopper, not a mantid relgiouso….pray thee thou not mature without education!

  96. Unbelievable. They told me South Africa had gone to the dogs and how right they were. Cheers Bru, I’m off to audition for “District 10″…..

  97. Come on, show me what you’ve got.

  98. Check my stuff – 6 wives and counting.

  99. how can i attack you………?

  100. Now seriously… does my bum look big in this?

  101. Haiya hoo! youlook bored! let me show you some moves!!!!

  102. Grasshoper my foot!!!! Cat style!!!

  103. I NEED TO CALL MY LAWYER IF YOU DONT MIND

  104. u can only if yu can stop thinking!

  105. wisdom is different from strength

  106. Are you feeling lucky – Punk?!?!?

  107. Puppy’s teeth ain’t strong enough 2 break my skeleton.

  108. grasshopper r u also living in this world

  109. grasshopper r u also living in this world?

  110. Hey dog breath!
    My wax on, wax off routine is ready for you.

  111. Relebogile says:

    Hey dude, you think we all happy that this country has gone to the dogs. So foetsek hierso, Western Cape belongs to us.

  112. I am Mantis. Be afraid – be very afraid

  113. dog and grasshoper locking horns

  114. Hey Dogg…remember these moves?

  115. They call me crouching tiger, skinny cockroach!! TRY ME…….

  116. I’ll m..r you one time!

  117. Hhhhm… You wanna mess with me!?! Com’on!!

  118. Smell these armpits, baby!

  119. ddn’t knw dat u r a chinese

  120. Do you honestly think there’s enough “meat” on me for you?

  121. i’ll kick you in the face like my foot is real big- hai hai hoo waa

  122. “…watch it!, stop tripping or I put my all my limbs up in your a#* with tiger-claw style!!!!”

  123. i wuld rather stick to biting dude so u can stop teaching me kungfu now

  124. thatha machance ngizokukakisa my kungfu is very good

  125. im the head buccaneer..keep your paws of my pirattes!!

  126. stop acting like a youth big man

  127. (Snoop)The Dawg”Hey….stick’em up, this is a hijack”!!!

    (Afrikaaner Lady) Mantjies ” Please don’t shoot,… take whatever…I’m emigrating to Australia”

  128. “This is how we gonna be getting down for the SWC2010, aaaaawwwwuuuuuu”

  129. your place or mine buster

  130. And where were you last night? NO whoopy for you buster.

  131. What do you mean you’re a trained ninja!

  132. what the hack you think you doing Mr Dog!!

  133. No I am not a Zulu, it is against my culture!

  134. Who are you calling STICKS???
    Keep that up and you loose your Doghood!

  135. … and this is how big the Zuma family is!

  136. Stupid Malema – just what his handler JZ ordered!

  137. JULIUS P L E A S E D O KILL ME

  138. STOP I AM ON YOUR SIDE

  139. SHAME ON YOU PICK ON PEOPLE YOUR OWN SIZE

  140. KABELO MASAKALA says:

    can you believe this…..

  141. I wonder if you will manage to catch, I am like Juju (Julias Malema). I managed to survive many situations, and you are taking chances as well like DA President….That fool!!!!

  142. Sebitso says:

    Inter-racial relationships are understandable. To hell with animal insect relationships dog!!!

  143. Hi doggie hurry up do your usual security check, am clean!

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