January 29th, 2010
Dog and Grasshopper Photo Caption Contest
With Micky Arthur leaving the Proteas, Mr Maroga trying to claim some R85 Million for all the hard work he did at Eskom and flooding all over the place in South Africa, Wonkie thinks it’s time for some long overdue Friday Fun! Please enter your funniest, most original caption for the above photo in the comments section below – it does NOT have to do anything with politics so exercise that imagination!
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The funniest, most original caption this week wins a Wonkie CartOOns t-shirt!
The winner will be announced after the contest ends on 5 February 2010… enjoy the weekend and get your entries in now!
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January 29th, 2010 at 7:12 am
Ooh What Big Ears You Got!
January 29th, 2010 at 7:13 am
Don’t even think about it……
January 29th, 2010 at 7:20 am
Jo Mama just managed to take it all in one go
January 29th, 2010 at 7:30 am
Put your hands together and say your prayers!
January 29th, 2010 at 7:35 am
Check these biceps Fido, and back off quick.
January 29th, 2010 at 7:38 am
Who do you think you are? I want my share too.
January 29th, 2010 at 7:39 am
HEY JULIUS
STOP VISITING SCHOOLS YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHERE YOURE CLASS IS!!!
MASLANTE
January 29th, 2010 at 7:41 am
what, heh what do you want me to try and use some of my jackie chan moves on you heh
January 29th, 2010 at 7:42 am
Leave me alone!
January 29th, 2010 at 7:46 am
You won’t do no sh%t to me’e I’m the Karate Kid so buzz off Julius
January 29th, 2010 at 7:50 am
Yeepee, let’s se how doggie can catch grassie>>>>Goooooooooo!!!!!
January 29th, 2010 at 7:53 am
Please let me go, I am not a terrorist.
January 29th, 2010 at 7:54 am
i am going to fight `til i get me r85 millions, recession or no recession i want it now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 29th, 2010 at 7:58 am
YMCA
January 29th, 2010 at 8:00 am
I swear it was this big !!!!!!!!
January 29th, 2010 at 8:03 am
Go play with your size! you’ re only a puppy!!
January 29th, 2010 at 8:06 am
Picking a fight with someone your own size is sooo overrated, c’mon, gimme your best shot ..PAL!!
January 29th, 2010 at 8:09 am
Grasshopper: “Dude, if you wanna impress dem niggas, you gotta get doooooown. Like this ….”
January 29th, 2010 at 8:12 am
Go ahead punk! and make my day!
January 29th, 2010 at 8:12 am
MR. SHAIK: I TOLD YOU BOYS I AM CONNECTED, THEY WILL ONLY LOOK FOR NEW ONES NOT GREAT GUYS LIKE ME.
( THAT’S THE GRASSHOPER )
January 29th, 2010 at 8:13 am
Back off!!!
I have a black belt!!
January 29th, 2010 at 8:14 am
Wanna dance?
January 29th, 2010 at 8:17 am
ohhh!!!!!!!!!! you’re just a baby
January 29th, 2010 at 8:22 am
This is how you pray when meeting me
January 29th, 2010 at 8:24 am
Dude, that is one big f*$% dog!
January 29th, 2010 at 8:32 am
You called me a WHAT? A GRASSHOPPER?? It’s you and me pal, put ‘em up!!
January 29th, 2010 at 8:38 am
We make sacred pact. I promise teach karate to you, you promise learn. I say, you do, no questions.
January 29th, 2010 at 8:40 am
Don’t even think about it…. I have a machine gun….. Julius letha umshini wami!!!
January 29th, 2010 at 8:42 am
Whooooo! whooooo! Praying mantis style, come get some! (Kungu-fu)
January 29th, 2010 at 8:56 am
Wow! what a big dog you are. Let me go tell all my friends.
January 29th, 2010 at 8:58 am
Ok Mr. Kung Fung I just come for your help not fight
January 29th, 2010 at 9:06 am
Yes, yes Eskom, the people believe you
January 29th, 2010 at 9:07 am
Stay back, Brutus, I have a green belt in Manto Sanis
January 29th, 2010 at 9:08 am
Go on, hit me. I’ll complain to Uncle Julius. You won’t be able to hide anywhere from the ANCYL. Go on, I dare you!
January 29th, 2010 at 9:10 am
Wheeeaa… Hiieee.. And you thought YOU are the Mad Dog?
Hallo, it is, of course, not a grasshopper, but a praying mantis in the picture.
January 29th, 2010 at 9:10 am
You don’t understand my position, I just simply CANNOT be your girlfriend. We live in completely different worlds….
January 29th, 2010 at 9:11 am
Ok, ok Mr Kung Fung, come down now I just come for your help not for fight.
January 29th, 2010 at 9:11 am
Oops! I’m not his meal. Why not go to the butcher.
January 29th, 2010 at 9:16 am
I am innocent! I surrender! Please give me amnesty!
January 29th, 2010 at 9:23 am
“Give it your best shot, Dawg … I been doing Kung Fu, mantis style, ever since I can remember”
January 29th, 2010 at 9:27 am
My flying Mantis, your face flea hugger!!!
January 29th, 2010 at 9:28 am
I’m Your Private Dancer, Your Dancer for Money…
January 29th, 2010 at 9:30 am
Yes. I also considered calling Deborah Patta but I doubt whether it will make any difference
January 29th, 2010 at 9:31 am
Bring It B*#ch
January 29th, 2010 at 9:40 am
Now this technique is known as “the locust”, very deadly!
January 29th, 2010 at 9:41 am
You may be a top dogg but I’ll kick your ass!!!
Cos I’m a super grasshopper!
January 29th, 2010 at 9:42 am
You want a piece of me?
January 29th, 2010 at 9:49 am
Wait a minute! I am not a grasshopper, I am a praying mantis. I am like the pope, but for insects!
January 29th, 2010 at 9:52 am
so you think you can dance? Try this latest salsa move
January 29th, 2010 at 9:53 am
YOU MAY BE CUTE,BUT I’VE GOT THE DANCE MOVES !!!
January 29th, 2010 at 9:54 am
C’mon crazy dog, u wanna see how good i am with my Jet Lee’s technique? & watch-out you don’t loose your eyes.
January 29th, 2010 at 9:56 am
WHY THE STARE, COMMON MAN! GAT MUSCLE IN MY BICEPS & CAN FLY. SHOW ME WHAT YUO GAT TOO.
January 29th, 2010 at 10:03 am
cmon dogg!! you gotta learn the latest break dance man!!
January 29th, 2010 at 10:05 am
‘Walk like an Egyptian’
January 29th, 2010 at 10:07 am
Green Bod er Belt in Kung Fu
January 29th, 2010 at 10:07 am
Sayanora, prepare to die!!!
January 29th, 2010 at 10:09 am
HELP!
I SURRENDER !
January 29th, 2010 at 10:10 am
WHAT???? – You call me a grasshopper????
Your ignorance has reached a new HIGH!
Talk to the hands!
January 29th, 2010 at 10:10 am
Politics! creaps in everywhere. Don’t you try and move I am watching
January 29th, 2010 at 10:12 am
Sport keep it real – don’t move
January 29th, 2010 at 10:14 am
And you thought Malema was BAD
January 29th, 2010 at 10:30 am
believe me dude one day i’l be as big as batista and i swear i’l make u shit on your owners’s lap!
January 29th, 2010 at 10:31 am
Heeee yahhhh………….watch your puffy nose or else I’m gonna break it into pieces.My legs are wobbly but when it comes to a piece of shit like you,the sky is the limit,ha.ha.ha……………………….
January 29th, 2010 at 11:01 am
MAN TIS VERY TRAUMATIC TO BE EYEBALLEDBY AN ALIEN
January 29th, 2010 at 11:05 am
Woo da man…
January 29th, 2010 at 11:18 am
Those ears! Those eyes! That nose! Doll! You are SO next month’s Pethouse Pin-Up!
January 29th, 2010 at 11:28 am
Is it too much? I told Monroe green is not my colour…
January 29th, 2010 at 11:31 am
My Kung-Fu is stronger than your Kung-Fu poopsie!!!
January 29th, 2010 at 11:38 am
Like my new deodorant Bru, its Marogo free,sorry I mean gogo free, guaranteed to knock you”Lights out”
January 29th, 2010 at 11:40 am
What the f*ck!
January 29th, 2010 at 11:49 am
Don’t feel shy like this pup, come, let’s dance.
January 29th, 2010 at 11:51 am
“CAN’T YOU SEE I’M PRAYING, STOP NAGGING ME OR I’LL SMACK YOU
January 29th, 2010 at 12:18 pm
mmmm!!! i’m gona get fertile 2dy.
January 29th, 2010 at 12:40 pm
Oh me gwad u scared me!
January 29th, 2010 at 12:43 pm
oh come on – can’t u c i’ve already been robbed
January 29th, 2010 at 12:48 pm
You have got to ask yourself ‘Am I feeling lucky today?’
January 29th, 2010 at 12:49 pm
Havent u seen a half naked female earlier?
January 29th, 2010 at 12:54 pm
WATCH OUT KIDDO I AM A GIANT HOPPER,DONT EVEN DARE YOUR SILLY PUPPY MOVES ON ME.
January 29th, 2010 at 1:02 pm
Boy you sure are hot you just not my type
January 29th, 2010 at 1:08 pm
Maroga to the Eskom watch dog “I don’t care about the customers or the economy, I want my R85 million now”.
January 29th, 2010 at 1:17 pm
Julius Malema is a brave young leader who is determined to die for the truth. He was right for saying the communist wanted to over-take the ANC. He is determined to deal with those fake communist. We support him and is role-mode.
Lefanzo
Tembisa
January 29th, 2010 at 1:33 pm
The names Lee… Jet lee!!!
January 29th, 2010 at 1:51 pm
yeah call me a drunken master if u like but give me ma share
i desreve ma rigght
January 29th, 2010 at 2:07 pm
Ever watched Kung-Fu Panda? that was all real!
January 29th, 2010 at 2:34 pm
You have my permission to stop praying for rain.
January 29th, 2010 at 4:10 pm
i said no id no entry just because u gotta bit of hair on your chin doesnt mean ur over 18
January 29th, 2010 at 4:27 pm
Those eyes of yours are really hidious.
January 29th, 2010 at 7:30 pm
I’m a Mantid, I’m out of the closet, and I’ll keep my head!!
January 29th, 2010 at 8:15 pm
im a used product..find someone else
January 29th, 2010 at 11:10 pm
LELLLLEELLLELLLELLLELLLLELLLLELLELLLLLELLELELELLLELLELLELLEELLLLELLLEEE
January 30th, 2010 at 12:57 am
Whoa there!This is the Coal-town Kid Crazy Checker…..I say paws off !!
January 30th, 2010 at 8:59 am
Make my day!!
January 30th, 2010 at 8:50 pm
Whoa! Dude, what’s with the eyes? Did they name Google after you or what? Daaamn! Google this……
January 31st, 2010 at 12:13 pm
tired of you furball,go pick on a cat or mice
January 31st, 2010 at 8:41 pm
Do you believe this shit, Maximus. Wonkie thinks i’m a grasshopper, not a mantid relgiouso….pray thee thou not mature without education!
February 1st, 2010 at 12:14 am
Unbelievable. They told me South Africa had gone to the dogs and how right they were. Cheers Bru, I’m off to audition for “District 10″…..
February 1st, 2010 at 7:31 am
Come on, show me what you’ve got.
February 1st, 2010 at 8:10 am
Check my stuff – 6 wives and counting.
February 1st, 2010 at 11:07 am
how can i attack you………?
February 1st, 2010 at 2:25 pm
Now seriously… does my bum look big in this?
February 1st, 2010 at 2:33 pm
Haiya hoo! youlook bored! let me show you some moves!!!!
February 1st, 2010 at 3:32 pm
Grasshoper my foot!!!! Cat style!!!
February 1st, 2010 at 6:04 pm
I NEED TO CALL MY LAWYER IF YOU DONT MIND
February 2nd, 2010 at 12:31 pm
u can only if yu can stop thinking!
February 2nd, 2010 at 12:59 pm
wisdom is different from strength
February 2nd, 2010 at 1:03 pm
Are you feeling lucky – Punk?!?!?
February 2nd, 2010 at 3:35 pm
Puppy’s teeth ain’t strong enough 2 break my skeleton.
February 2nd, 2010 at 8:20 pm
grasshopper r u also living in this world
February 2nd, 2010 at 8:21 pm
grasshopper r u also living in this world?
February 3rd, 2010 at 9:20 am
Hey dog breath!
My wax on, wax off routine is ready for you.
February 3rd, 2010 at 9:50 am
Hey dude, you think we all happy that this country has gone to the dogs. So foetsek hierso, Western Cape belongs to us.
February 3rd, 2010 at 9:59 am
I am Mantis. Be afraid – be very afraid
February 3rd, 2010 at 10:39 am
dog and grasshoper locking horns
February 3rd, 2010 at 11:21 am
Hey Dogg…remember these moves?
February 3rd, 2010 at 11:58 am
They call me crouching tiger, skinny cockroach!! TRY ME…….
February 3rd, 2010 at 12:19 pm
I’ll m..r you one time!
February 3rd, 2010 at 1:05 pm
Hhhhm… You wanna mess with me!?! Com’on!!
February 3rd, 2010 at 2:39 pm
Smell these armpits, baby!
February 3rd, 2010 at 4:34 pm
ddn’t knw dat u r a chinese
February 3rd, 2010 at 6:25 pm
Do you honestly think there’s enough “meat” on me for you?
February 4th, 2010 at 7:21 am
i’ll kick you in the face like my foot is real big- hai hai hoo waa
February 4th, 2010 at 8:46 am
“…watch it!, stop tripping or I put my all my limbs up in your a#* with tiger-claw style!!!!”
February 4th, 2010 at 1:13 pm
i wuld rather stick to biting dude so u can stop teaching me kungfu now
February 5th, 2010 at 8:56 am
thatha machance ngizokukakisa my kungfu is very good
February 5th, 2010 at 9:54 am
im the head buccaneer..keep your paws of my pirattes!!
February 5th, 2010 at 1:09 pm
stop acting like a youth big man
February 5th, 2010 at 1:51 pm
(Snoop)The Dawg”Hey….stick’em up, this is a hijack”!!!
(Afrikaaner Lady) Mantjies ” Please don’t shoot,… take whatever…I’m emigrating to Australia”
February 6th, 2010 at 6:34 am
“This is how we gonna be getting down for the SWC2010, aaaaawwwwuuuuuu”
February 6th, 2010 at 2:24 pm
your place or mine buster
February 6th, 2010 at 5:27 pm
And where were you last night? NO whoopy for you buster.
February 7th, 2010 at 7:03 pm
What do you mean you’re a trained ninja!
February 9th, 2010 at 12:27 pm
what the hack you think you doing Mr Dog!!
February 9th, 2010 at 8:34 pm
No I am not a Zulu, it is against my culture!
February 10th, 2010 at 7:54 am
Who are you calling STICKS???
Keep that up and you loose your Doghood!
February 11th, 2010 at 11:04 am
… and this is how big the Zuma family is!
March 1st, 2010 at 4:18 pm
Stupid Malema – just what his handler JZ ordered!
April 8th, 2010 at 9:36 am
JULIUS P L E A S E D O KILL ME
April 8th, 2010 at 9:38 am
STOP I AM ON YOUR SIDE
April 8th, 2010 at 9:41 am
SHAME ON YOU PICK ON PEOPLE YOUR OWN SIZE
April 19th, 2010 at 5:29 pm
can you believe this…..
July 20th, 2010 at 12:34 pm
I wonder if you will manage to catch, I am like Juju (Julias Malema). I managed to survive many situations, and you are taking chances as well like DA President….That fool!!!!
July 21st, 2010 at 8:40 am
Inter-racial relationships are understandable. To hell with animal insect relationships dog!!!