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Julius Malema Jokes – Juju Omnibus

Julius Malema appeared before an ANC disciplinary committee last week. Malema was represented there by Mathews Phosa and the hearing was adjourned to today, the 11 May 2010. Wonkie decided that this week’s post would be best dedicated to support Mr Malema in his hearing. His immense contribution to South African politics, humour and the anti-depressant drug market shall not pass this day unrecognised.

Today’s disciplinary hearing is supposedly intended to tackle Julius Malema’s continued singing of the Shoot the Boer struggle anthem despite the song being deemed hate speech by the relevant South African authorities. Julius also naughtily called a BBC journalist a bloody agent and b*stard before booting him out of a press conference last month. He is also accused of undermining South Africa’s alleged role as mediator in Zimbabwe by openly supporting Mr Robert Mugabe of the Zanu-PF over the opposition MDC. The ANC Youth League, of which Malema is the president, were traumatised by the fact that some ANC officials had spoken to the media about the disciplinary hearing.

In other news and much to Julius Malema’s relief (from media coverage in the South African press), Teazer’s strip club owner Lolly Jackson was killed in a hail of bullets in Kempton Park last week. His unfortunate murder and related stories – mostly about Lolly’s scandals and humour about Ukrainian lap dancers now stranded without passports – made headlines for almost a whole week. Also in the papers, were stories about how close South Africa had been to losing the Fifa 2010 World Cup due to security issues. Boring. This once again leads Wonkie to believe in the understated importance of Julius Sello Malema to newspaper sales in South Africa.

So, in support of how we love Julius, and building on the positive momentum as we move closer to the 2010 kickoff, Wonkie decided to capture some of the moments that made the man so great. Please feel free to add your personal favourites in the comment section below.

Top Julius Malema jokes

(listed in no particular order):

1. Official recall notice from the South African Post Office (Source: unknown)

Julius Malema stamp photo

SUBJECT: Julius Malema STAMP
REPORTED PROBLEM: Stamp not sticking To envelopes.
REMEDIAL ACTION: The Premier’s Office allocated R1.5 Million to test said stamp.
FINDINGS:
a. The stamp is in perfect order;
b. There is nothing wrong with the adhesive;
c. People are spitting on the wrong side.

2. A range of excellent Zapiro cartoons on Julius Malema (Source: www.zapiro.com – please visit Zapiro’s site for many more!)

Malema Zapiro cartoon - potty mouth

Zapiro Malema cartoon - race card

Zapiro Malema evolution cartoon

Julius Malema windgat lager Zapiro cartoon

3. The Joys of Photoshop (source: various internet emails, WitGat, Watkykjy Afrikaans blog)

Malema Huggies image

Julius Malema Moron image

ANCYL vs DA Youth League joke

Malema mini-me with Zuma photo

Zumas puppet Malema photo

Julius Malema corruption photo

4. A joke spotted on www.theforumsa.co.za:

President Jacob Zuma met the Queen of England earlier this year. He asked her: “Your Majesty, are there any tips you can give me to run a government as efficiently as you do in the UK?”

“Well,” replied the Queen, “the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people.”

Zuma frowned. “But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?”

The Queen took a sip of tea and said: “Oh, that’s easy. You just ask them to answer an intelligence riddle.”

The Queen pushed a button on her desk and said: “Please send Tony Blair in here, would you?”

Tony Blair walks into the room and said: “Yes, my Queen?”

The Queen smiled. “Answer me this, please, Tony. Your mother and Father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?”

Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answered, “That would be me, your majesty.”

“Yes! Very good Tony,” replied the Queen.

When president Zuma returned to Cape town, he asked to speak to Julius Malema.When he arrived, Zuma asked: “Answer me this please, Julius. Your mother and your Father have a child. It’s not your brother and it’s not your sister. Who is it?”

“I’m not sure,” replied Julius. “Let me get back to you on that one.” Julius returned to his advisors and asked everyone, but nobody can give him an answer. Finally, he ended up at the V&A Waterfront and bumped into Mark Lottering.

Julius looked around to see if anyone could overhear them, and he whispered: “Mark! Can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it’s not your brother or your sister. Who is it?”

Mark whispered back: “That’s easy. It’s me!”

Julius smiled and thanked Mark before heading back to Parliament to speak with Zuma.”I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It’s Mark Lottering.”

Zuma got up, stomped over to Julius, and angrily yelled into his face: “No, you idiot! It’s Tony Blair!”

5. Some great Jeremy Nell cartoons on Julius Malema (source: Jeremy Nell)

Malema cartoon - Jeremy Nell

6. In case you haven’t tried it yet, if you go to Google and type in Julius Malema is you’ll get a list of autocomplete suggestions from google that read as follows:

Julius Malema on google search photo

7. Some fantastic satirical articles and swag on Hayibo including this Julius Malema t-shirt print that is available for purchase.

Julius Malema school results photo

8. Wonkie’s own Is Julius Malema a racist cartoon post amongst many other Julius Malema cartoons:

Julius Malema cartoon thumbnail

Is Julius Malema racist CartOOn!

9. Another funny joke spotted on a South African discussion forum. There are plenty more for you to check out on a site dedicated to Julius Malema’s antics – check out Classic Malema:

On a recent trip to the USA, Julius Malema, addressed a major gathering of native American Indians. He spoke for almost an hour on his plans for South Africa and how he envisioned nationalising the mines.

At the conclusion of his speech, the crowd presented him with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name – Walking Eagle.

A very chuffed Malema then departed in his motorcade, waving to the crowds.

A news reporter later asked one of the Indians how they came to select the new name given to Malema.

They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of sh*t that it can no longer fly.

10. Let’s have your choice… please click on the link below and add your favourite Malema jokes to the comments section!

Wonkie wishes Julius Malema well over his disciplinary hearing and hopes that he gets what he deserves. Given that the turnout of the people supposed to be imposing the discipline was so poor last week, Wonkie will not hold it’s breath.

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Comments

  1. I dont get your point Wookie..do you have issues with the man

  2. Jabulani Mabena says:

    My favourite is Julius and the Pope

    Julius Malema and The Pope are finally on the same stage in front of a huge crowd outside the Vatican.

    The Pope leans towards Julius and says, “Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and they’ll forever speak of this day and rejoice!”

    Julius replied, “I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me.”

    So the Pope slapped him.

  3. Johannes says:

    Sorrie my English is not so great but here is mine:

    Koos sien ‘n man wat uit n ‘dam water drink.

    Koos: “Moenie daai water drink nie daars bollie in”

    Die man: “I’m Julius Malema – speak to me in English”

    Koos: “use 2 hands you gets more that way.”

  4. Bongani says:

    Dear Mr Reaper,

    Today I’m very sad. You took away my favorite actress, Farrah Fawcett & my favorite pop singer Michael Jackson. Then you followed by taking my favorite actor, Patrick Swayze. Still that wasn’t enough. You then took my favorite boy band singer, Stephen Gately & my current favorite actress, Brittany Murphy.

    Mr Reaper sir, I made peace with this, but please remember that Julius Malema is my favorite future politician.

    Regards,
    Bongani

  5. Here are some more I found posted by t-bang on skyscrapercity.com:

    Jack: Where were you born?

    Malema: South Africa …

    Jack: Which part?

    Malema: What ‘which part’? The whole body was born in South Africa .
    ———————–

    Malema and his friend were fixing a bomb in a car:

    Friend: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?

    Malema: Don’t worry, I have one more.
    ———————–

    Malema: What is the name of your car?

    Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with ‘T’.

    Malema: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
    ———————–

    Malema joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what Malema did till evening.

    Malema: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
    ———————–

    Museum Administrator: That’s a 500-year-old statue you’ve broken!!!

    Malema: Thank God! I thought it was a new one!!
    ———————–

    At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!

    Malema: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
    ———————–

    Malema: U cheated me.

    Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.

    Malema: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is ‘KAYA FM Radio!’
    ———————–

    NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE:

    In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?

    Malema: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. …..

    Interviewer shouts: Stop it!!!

    Malema: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup…..
    ———————–

    Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?

    Malema: An old king’s skeleton.

    Tourist: Who’s that smaller skeleton next to it?

    Malema: That was same king’s skeleton when he was a child .

  6. Peter Lebea says:

    Stop making Jokes about my hero. he achieved the yourth league presidency and what did you achieve

  7. Herman the German says:

    Julius had died and landed in hell. One hour later the devil arrived at the Golden Gate in heaven. Peter asked him the purpose of his visit. The devil answered “ever since you sent me that Malema I had nothing but riots becauce
    the air-conditioning broke down and Julius could not fix it.
    I’m asking you to let me in for political asylum.

  8. mvembe nhlapo stoffel says:

    julius malema is the role model for youth in mzasi and there is nothing enemies can do to him.

  9. Andre Piek says:

    Nice one guys.. great to have them all in one place! Needed a good laugh today!

  10. He he he he….here is another one.
    Julius Malema and his chauffer were rolling down the highway when suddenly they hit a pig crossing the road. They killed it instantly.
    Malema tells his driver:”Go to da farm over dere and hexplain to da honer of da pig what happened.”
    One hour later, Malema sees his driver coming back from the farm, his clothes all wrinkled, a bottle of wine in the one hand and a cigar in the other.
    “What happened to you?” Malema asks.
    “Well, the farmer gave me the bottle of wine, his wife a cigar and their 19 year old daughter made wild passionate love to me.”
    “Hau, what did you tell them?” asked Malema.
    The driver answered: “Good evening, I am Julius Malema’s chauffeur and I have just killed the pig.”

  11. Sakhile T Gumede says:

    I enjoyed all the jokes relating to Julius Malema stories but the one inwhich Jacob Zuma asks him ‘what can he call the child that is not his either brother nor sister but is from his parents’ is the one that drove wild with laughter. Keep them coming, they’re lovely.

  12. Deena Naidoo says:

    To Bongani, Peter and Mvembe. Why is it when any dumb-arse black is joked about, you’ll take exception????? What did Malema give to you, eh Peter, his sister or his mother?

  13. Wonkie why is like you are on agenda to bring our 100% president malema down. is like you are suporting that malema must be suspended within the ruling party. so let me tell you that you won’t succed with your mission cause your not the one who make malema to be the president

  14. MALEMA IN AFRIKAANS IS ALSO MAL EMMER. MAKE NO MISTAKE WE NEED THE JU JU EMMER IN THE MANY TOWNSHIPS AS THE BUCKET SYSTEM IS STILL IN DAILY USE. AS JULIUS IS SO FULL OF IT A LITTLE MORE OF IT WILL NEVER PHASE HIM. ZUMAS LITTLE MINI ME IS COSTING THE PARTY A BIG PLENTY VOTES. AG SHAME ZUMAS ALL THINGS TO ALL PEOPLE IS VERY COSTLY.

  15. sakhile says:

    nice jokes, keep them flowing in

  16. sakhile says:

    nice jokes keep them coming

  17. myself
    I see you refer to some “man” in your post….could it be that “mal emma” fool you regard a “man”?

    Masilo,
    I am sure you never passed one math-test ever and don’t know what the expression “100%” means. To help you a bit,…. a “bring down” is what druggies hate most as it refers to the period after the highest high of the trip…so;.. mal emma is in fact the ANC’s worst “bring down” and that is the most imortant job anybody around here had in a long time as it is no easy task to “bring down” a party with brainless supporters ;)

    Bongani

    Looks like mr. reaper has it against you or against all your favorites…I really hope the ANC is your favorite government too and that the HNP never becomes your favorite!

    mvembe nhlapo stoffel
    Some of us here know since the beginning of time that fools like mal emma is the mzani role model..that’s why we support apartheid as the sane can’t get a madman sane but the stupidity of a madman can get a sane person go mad!

    Peter Lebea

    To “achieve” something in africa the continent of the fools, you need be the biggest fool of all and that’s not an achievement, it comes naturally for most africans and english speakers

  18. incomudro says:

    If the world were to give South Africa an enema , our beloved Julius Malema would be the place. and what about the(en) ema in malema.

  19. Ol' Pliny says:

    Chris, in an interview with Julius:

    C: “They say you have a big head with few brain cells.”
    J: “Nobody can use them all at once.
    C: “OK, what’s one by one ?”
    J: Gee! that’s easy. Eleven – a football team – you should know that”
    C: “Phew! OK, try this one. What’s two by two”
    J: Oh, that’s old Arch Tutu, you know.”

    C: “Let’s rather go on to something else. Try this:
    How much wood would a woodchuck chuck,
    if a woodchuck could chuck wood.”
    J: “You really got me there Chris. I didn’t do well at woodwork.”

  20. please lets be supotive to Mr Malema what about the flag that AWB was using it meaning the appardate flag this shows that there is still separation between use and them

  21. Julius Malema gets to a news conference drunk. Reporter asks him “Julius, why are you so drunk?” Julius “I partied” Reporter “Eish stop playing the race card again

  22. I theink the boy Malema need to be punished seriously

  23. I think the man Malema need to be punished seriously to obey the count

  24. leave my hero president alone you are not taking the future seriously what have you achieved you blooddy……

  25. Adrian Strydom says:

    To Julius Malema’s dismay he noticed that he was starting to turn white from the face down one morning as he looked in a mirror. Horrified, he consulted teams of doctors who could come up with no explanation or cure. Every day the whiteness progressed until he was white down to his waist.

    Remembering an old witch doctor that his parents had consulted, he drove to Limpopo to seek the old man out.

    To his relief the old man was still alive, and immediately told Julius that he knew what was wrong with him and could cure it immediately. Julius had to drink 3 buckets of horse manure mixed with water.

    Reluctantly, but believing the witch doctor implicitly, Julius did as he was told.

    To his relief, the whiteness immediately disappeared and he was back to his old chocolaty brown self once again.

    It was simple really – Julius just needed ‘topping up.’

  26. Ol' Pliny says:

    After all the recent Bull tossing, Julius finally found himself.
    ‘On the warns of a dilemma’

  27. caswell says:

    the Question frm 3rd “do you know my job juju asked debra she saind no then he reply my job is 2 talk” make me lug,,,,

  28. Ever since you published these jokes, my day is revived especially when I am down. Keep sending.

  29. SELAELO says:

    I REALLY LIKE MALEMA THE ONLY THING I HATE IS RACISM. ANYWAY HE’S THE MAN

  30. MDAKANESM says:

    KEEP THEM COMING GUYS, I LYK IT

  31. maxibon says:

    hahaha ever dog has its day , thats something for malema to know!!!!!

  32. The walking eagle!!! for sure.

  33. NOT taking sides says:

    I don’t love Julius Malema, but i also don’t hate him. I think he opens his mouth before he thinks about what he is going to say. and his confidence is too high, wich makes his statement(that dont make sense) seem REDICULOUS and HILARIOUS!!!! If he could just watch what he says in publuc then the ANC would lead fo the next DECADES to come. But at the rate that he is going it would be amazing and shoking if ANC wins in 2013. Julius should STOP with the RACISM b’cause its giving a racist name 2 all dark-skinned South Africans. but All in All i found the Julius Malema jokes HILERIOUS. good work guys!

  34. MaBrikadoo says:

    Malema is my hero…

  35. I really dnt lyk da dude bt dnt hate him either…i lyk his confidence, he speaks da truth whn ever necesary…go juju boy

  36. Dominic says:

    malela O LA MUTHOTHO WA MUGABE, he is a DICTATTOR TAKEN IT FROM ZIM

  37. Malema is my hero. I mean, without him, where would I find really good jokes to turn a good day into a great day?

  38. Southafrican says:

    Thank you! this has made my day! i laughed so much! really keep up the good work!

  39. Tier van tiere says:

    Face it Melema is a jackass.
    cant understand how he became president of the youth league.
    NO WONDER SOUTH AFRICA’S EDUCATION SYSTEM IS SO MESSED UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  40. Julius…..Casper……Julius……. Can’t decide yet. But they nare good commedians!!!!

  41. Fact. Ju ju will be president one day. Never underestimate the power of dumb people in masses.

  42. i wonder if he julius knows about ubuntu, and some of you others who have such a respect for him.
    he and you all should go back to grass root level and learn the ethics of ubuntu

  43. kwikwikwi. the entire ANC is a joke. im a black youth and i have lost all confidence in this party, and i think i speak for many youths in this regard. but what does it matter a whole bunch of illiterates are gonna vote for this rubbish party anyway.

  44. To respond to Peter Lebea’s question Most of us have achieved at least 85% for wood work and a sence of humour.

  45. Sir Stagmeister says:

    I love how the comments from May where a few tools said Malema is the leader of the Youth League and can’t be harmed. Hahaha, look at the tool now, he’s less than nothing in the eyes of his own people now. Peter, Stoffel? Yeah, I’m betting you’re pretty proud of your “intelligent” comments now.

    P.S. WoodPro’s comment for the win!

  46. Someone broke into Malema’s study and stole five of his most favourite books over the weekend. He is so upset because he wasn’t finished colouring in three of them.

  47. Notice how the people defending Julius are the ones with bad spelling and grammar…just saying…

  48. hahahaha.Love malema jokes…wat a doochbag!@!!!

  49. mosrt of you guyz dont want to see a black diamond shine, if malema was white u cuold nt hv spoke shit abt him

  50. Julius Malema is the future President of South Africa wether you like it or not.The ANC is grooming him for that role. But i know u will think is a another joke and you start laughing.

  51. ruby ruby111 says:

    keep the jokes coming julius malema is a loser

    PS:nyc 1 jay thats a winner!!!!!!!

  52. julius malema says:

    haaibo ppl. when i find you peepool you are going to be sori. you are a small boy, you cant do anything. you dont know me some peepool call me walking eegal

  53. whos a small boy????????????????????????????????

  54. yah thats rite walkin eegle btw its eagle nt eegle

  55. eric truebody says:

    Why does JUJU have a flat head and thick lips?…because the toilet lid falls omn his head when he drinks water

  56. julius julius julius wat happend 2 u shame on u?????

  57. You have to understand Kiswahili to enjoy this one.

    Julius is a kuma and so is Zuma

  58. can u explain it in english

  59. @ruby111. Kuma is a pussy. haha

  60. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha i get it now

  61. selvi goeieman says:

    send some 4 my

  62. wat mst we send u??????????

  63. koena moet net nie jou kak praat nie hy is fokkol van my anc is fuckup

  64. lol u go selvin

  65. our best bus driver to hell,

  66. I know this aint the matter of race but lets face it, White peepz hate Malema more than Blackz do but, I understand clearly why. Most black people are channeled, voting just because we given Teez with a Zuma or Mal emmer face

  67. JULI...AAAS says:

    Julius Malema was so ugly that when he was born the doctor slapped his mother.

  68. STEVEN NTOI says:

    ONE DAY IT WAS JULIUS MALEMA, JAY Z, AND TWO BODY GUARDS….THY HAD AN OFFICE AT 30TH FLOOR OF THE BUILDING…THY R ALL USD TO AN ELIVATOR…ONE DAY THE ELIVATIORS WERE BROKN,,ND THY WERE URGENTLY NEEDED TO GO TO THE OFFICE…THE OTHER BODY G INSISTED,,,”GUYS LETS CLIMB UP THE STAIRS”…THEN MALEMA SAID OK ,THN THEY ALL SAID “OK”…THE OTHER BODY G SAID “LETS TELL STORIES , MAYB WE WNT RECOGNISE THE PRESSURE”… ZUMA MADE A JOKE,,,,123 THY WERE AT FLOOR 10…THE 1ST BODY G MADE A HORRIFYING STORY…123 THY WERE AT FLOOR 20….THE OTHER 1 MADE A ROMANTIC STORY…123 THY WERE AT 28….MALEMA WAS QUIET… THY SAID JUJU CUM WTH WAT U GAT,,,, HE SAID “I HAVE A SAD STORY”…. OK ‘THY SAID’…..MALEMA SAID I FOGOT THE OFFICE KEY INSIDE A CAR…

  69. i here u gents you are bizy talk about malema.who the hell is that pig. he’s got a sexual anger

  70. malema mean someone whos ploughing in the farm. so he was a farm boy and treated back that y he hates mabono afrikaaners

  71. malema is a loser 4 those wu lyk him……. wu wud b so000ooo00 stupid aniway?

  72. person says:

    All the people I read through that like malema or call him a hero can’t spell guys us is not spelt use. That dumb even for a 10 year old like my brother. I asked him to read it and he picked up a lot more but ‘us’ is the stupid est of all. Peace have nothing against black people but malema is da dalema. Peace

  73. I tell ya; that Malema boy is the most racist kid the world has ever seen. Him calling Zille a racist and not helping the blacks and the poor. Malema my monkey boy; open your eyes, because she traveling the country to help them. Better go back to playschool, because you belong there with your IQ

  74. st. even says:

    julious malema love cigarette very much….after smoking he licks his fingers

  75. hahaha julz is a fuckup he fukin promises people stuff bt wat does he gic them fokkel if u agree with me post a comment if u dont post a comment as well,

  76. Numb Nuts Malema and his girlfriend are invited to a fancy dress party.

    He tells his punda to go and look for the costumes.

    That night, when he gets back from work, he finds on the bed a SUPERMAN costume.
    Shouting, he says to his punda: “What the f*#k is this? When have you ever seen a black SUPERMAN?”
    The punda is upset.

    The next day she exchanges it, and chooses another costume.
    When the he arrives home, on the bed he sees a BATMAN costume and he shouts:
    “You are f*#king mad woman. When have you seen a black BATMAN? Go and change it for something better.”
    She is now very annoyed.

    She returns the costume and buys various things.
    On the bed she places 3 white buttons, a white belt and a wooden pole.
    When Julius returns and finds the objects on the bed, he says to her:
    “What’s this lot?”
    She responds: “Its so that you can choose your costume: If you take off your clothes and stick the buttons to your body you can go as a Domino, If you don’t like that you can wear the white belt and go as an Oreo biscuit, If you’re still not happy you can stick the pole up your ass and go as a “MAGNUM”

  77. Lord Beaconsfield says:

    All black people are a joke; Malema is the face of the stupid black youth called the darkies.

  78. vaalseun says:

    For those of you old enough to remember, J.M definately reminds me of a dude well known in Africa, called GENERAL MAJOR IDI AMIN DADA, former prez of Uganda.

  79. Lord Beaconsfield says:

    vaalseun jy is reg man. Julius speaks like Field Marshal Amin. They speak broken Ingilishi and they are both uneducated.

  80. Go Johannes, gooi nog water. Peter….sorry my man, get a life.

  81. Please send me jokes too guys i would like to have a good laugh also ive been reading these so im interested

  82. juliet juliet juliet whata joke all people that like him are probably fuck0ups 2 jst like juliet

  83. m gumede says:

    hey guys ilike the guy a lot that is why i love jokes about him more especialy the one about how 2 start a motor it kills me when the interviewer ask 2 stop i just imagine the look on his face when doing the dhruuuuuurrrrrr thing

  84. Die Goedste says:

    My english teacher taught me anything starting with Mal- is bad. MALfunction, MALnutrition, MALtreat etc. So I guess that includes MALema(20% for woodwork – enough said)

  85. These joke are hilarious

  86. black coffer says:

    please tell me something nice

  87. makgabo says:

    buti malema nna nka thaba kudu kudu ge oka dira ore maseleng a bana a nyologe nyana ka gor renwa ka gona.lol

  88. makgabo says:

    mara wena juli juli o telela koko zille wy?

  89. Frikken Doos says:

    Juliass was spelling something over the phone.The caller asked him how do you spell it. juliass goes aw mampara it is so easy “sugar , s for eskom, u for europe, g for g a for 8ta and r for …..ai theres no r in venda

  90. omigosh julious is 0000 retarded

    ps:”frikken doos” nice 1 its frikkin ass funny and sounds like typical malemole

  91. Frikken Doos says:

    Ruby,no thanx for the encouragement.See now you got me started…

    Juliass was doing bad at school so he decided to get a job.He went to the mlungus in Sandton looking for work.The one baas,he asked Juliaas if he can paint.

    Ja baas i can paint but I am not good with woodwork and my friend Lindiwe is very good at making tea.She working for Helen.What you want me to paint?

    Mlungu baas asks him to paint the porch.Now you know Sandton houses the porches are very big. Juliaas says he will paint it for R50.00 The baas is very heppy.He gives Juliass the paint and tells him to start.

    Inside the house the madam asks mlungu baas how come the boy is doing it so for so cheap since the porch is very big.The baas says i “think the painter is a plaasjapie.”

    Twenty minutes later Juliaas comes into the house to tell the baas that he is finished and that he gave it 2 coats as he had lots of paint.The baas asked how come he’s finished so quick.

    Aw Baas it was a small car and you said it was a Porch but its actually a
    Ferrari

  92. lmao where do u get all da jokes 4rom???????

  93. Frikken Doos says:

    Howzit Ruby, I make them Up.If you are not a black diamond you must be a white ruby…sorry no pun intended…lets re-phrase -you must be white,Ruby?

  94. Frikken Doos says:

    @ruby – Juliass is so retarded if he was a car, he won’t start- (ask a mechanic oke about retarded cars)

  95. Frikken Doos says:

    What do you get if you offered Juliaas a penny for his thoughts?
    Change.

  96. Frikken Doos says:

    Juliaas was filling out a job application form.

    He quickly filled out the columns entitled: Name, Age, Address, etc.

    Finally, he came to the column: Salary Expected.

    Juliaas wrote, “YES.”

  97. Frikken Doos says:

    I went to last years ANCYL congress as an observer(spy)

    There were 6000 comrades meeting there. Juliass was in charge.

    Juliaas says, “We are all here today to prove to the mlungus we youth league comrades are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?” Comrade Shivambu tromps his way through the crowd and steps up to the stage.

    Juliaas asks him, “What is 15 plus 15?”

    After 15 or 20 seconds he says, “Eighteen!”

    Obviously everyone is a little disappointed.

    Then 6000 comrades start cheering, “Give him another chance! Give him another chance!”

    Juliaas says, “Well since we’ve gone to the trouble of getting 6000 of you in one place and we have the world-wide press and global broad cast media here, eish, I guess we can give him another chance.” So he asks, “What is 5 plus 5?”

    After nearly 30 seconds he eventually says, “Ninety?”

    Juliaas looks at his cheat sheet and he is mal, he looks down and just lets out a dejected aikona — everyone is disheartened — then Shivambu starts crying and the 6000 comrades begin to toyi toyi and wave their hands shouting,

    “GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!”

    Juliass unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than good, eventually says, “Ok! Ok! Just one more chance — What is 2 plus 2?”

    Shimvambu closes his eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, “Four?”.

    Throughout the stadium pandemonium breaks out as all 6000 comrades jump to their feet, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream…

    “GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!”

  98. i am “white” ruby

  99. Frikken Doos says:

    aw Ruby no tenda for you.(just joking)Did you like my last joke?

  100. the is still a hope

  101. yeah*** ur last joke was frikkin ass funny lol

    how old are u?

  102. Frikken Doos says:

    Howzit Ruby, Thats a tough one.Going on 43 but the chicks think I am 33 so I leave it at that.

  103. oookkkkeeeeeeeeeeeeey thought u were like muuuuch younger *im nt trying 2 be rude*

  104. Frikken Doos says:

    @ruby. eish got issues with the ex even. You know the not growin up spiel. My last chick was 24… so you know the sayin …you are only as old as your girlfriend.

    But not to digress we got Juliaas to work on…..

  105. Frikken Doos says:

    FYI , I am not sure if this true, but Juliass was interviewed on SABC and was asked if he would have committed suicide if he failed matric. Juliass replied that he would never do that, he would rather kill himself first.

    (not my joke)

  106. Frikken Doos says:

    Juliass got a job in the M&M factory – Proofreader

  107. Frikken Doos says:

    Q. What was the worst six years of Juliass life?
    A. Matric

  108. dude u relli funny do u hav fb?

  109. jullius ” why do you draw me like a Pig?
    cartonist ” i draw what i see”

  110. Frikken Doos says:

    @ruby111 – Jislaaik this is my third try to post and the page just disappears.I had written some classics the frikken page …tbc

  111. Frikken Doos says:

    @ruby111 ….keeps disappearing. I thawt it was Juliass Intelligence guys but my spellchecker threw it out as you cannot have Juliass and Intelligence in one sentence.Something bout it being an oxymoron. Hey you could actually call Juliass an oxy moron – is that the same as thick moron……tbc

  112. Frikken Doos says:

    @ruby111 …. whats with the ruby111 HEY! you could be an JM mole trying to trap us as enemas of the state

  113. @frikken doos………seriously omw i wud never b juliASS

    do u have faceboook?

  114. Frikken Doos says:

    @ruby111skustok I was meant to reply bout the FB. and as I was saying the blog kept goin down.

    I am just a figment of my imagination so Juliass won’t find me.I do have some FB aliases but I use them for some other nefarious practices. Now that FB has facial recognition software I have to go deep undercover.

    I use [contact details removed by moderators - please guys, it's not allowed] for email, but how would I know its you writing?

    I have some pissed off ex-gff”s and you know they are always stalkin your FB account.

    Juliaas has probably asked his oxymoron department to find me in the white pages. “Look for that Frikken guy, he thinks he’s cleva , check under Doos F.

    Have you noticed I am sending short messages now.Thats just to lose my trail in-case they tapping my online presence.

  115. Frikken Doos says:

    @ruby111 …seriass as for the above lines , if i write something that seems bs it probably is.

    I just wrote a whole lot of stuff and my databundle expired so it did not post.So here’s a rewrite if I can remember correctly. I am sim like in SWF. but I just look like one(sim) cos I like really chinese and potjiebrood. Thats food I was talkin bout.

    I live in the DRC ( Democratic Republic of Cape).We hoping for an earthquake,
    we might have like a Gulf of Pofadder and we will be separated from the not so New South Africa.

    Juliaas won’t be able to come here because of the swimming. Ask madiba. 27 years and theses okes could not swim to Blouberg.

  116. Frikken Doos says:

    @ruby111 eish I see the moderator skopped my email address out.friikkendoosatgmailfillintheblanks.

    How come the other bloggers don’t comment on our posts .They are probably juliaas mules(pun intended)

    Do you know Mike Sutcliffe (Durban Municipal Manager ) and No 1 ANC BN (brown noser) . I was on his case once but I was too busy to post blogs. Anyways this guy caused Durbanistan to lose their…

  117. Frikken Doos says:

    @ruby111 …their blue flag status.Its the International standard that says theres no poo in the sea water. Any BN Mike fails the test but is arrogant about Durban not needing the accreditation. He is also an Intelligent fool cos he’s got a moerse (not a rude word in DRC) lot of degrees. You cannot tell this oke anything. He sommer knows everything.

    He is the most disliked oke among the “white rubies” in Durbanistan cos he’s mos a …

  118. Frikken Doos says:

    @ruby111…cos he’s mos an Oreo.White on the outside and black inside. Anyways he sommer thinks that Blue Flag can take their approval and shove it.I then had to do my civic duty and do some protest theatre.(I just made that Up)

    Some good t-shirt slogans should help. I had some t-shirts made.They are collectors items only for the brave. Here’s some ..you might like it ..

    for sexy mike : “Mike Sutcliffe Likes dirty Beaches” geddit
    for intelligent mike : Mike Sutcliffe – Durban’s one man stinktank

    eish have to stop cos we will get banned if we forget we are on a Juliaas joke blog…

  119. lol thanx my email is ruby60096009@gmail.com

    plz send me an email then illl tel u if u got da riter person :)

  120. TVHEZHALDO says:

    VIVA MALEMA VIVA THE MAN HIMSELF?? almost

  121. u weird

  122. Frikken Doos says:

    @ruby sorry dude been bz….gonna drop u a mail asap

  123. Frikken Doos says:

    We hav to up our game. Juju is prezident again but then every village needs an idiot.

  124. Frikken Doos says:

    Juliass asked Floyd what time it was, and he replied it was 4:45. Juliass with a puzzled look on his face replied,

    “You know, it’s the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer.”

  125. Malema posts: “hi friends my sister just had a baby but I don’t know if its a girl or a boy so I’m not sure if I’m an uncle or an aunty”X_X

  126. Frikken Doos says:

    @isaacsa good one. but we all know Juliaas is a her-maphrodite (poofter in Tswana).we can call him Auncle Juju

  127. funnyrap says:

    a bbc journalist asked malema why theres so much crime ib south africa.Malema answered saying that it was because of guns.The jounalist then asked malema if he could spell guns. certainley he said G -for jesus ,U-for Europe, N- for anything and S-for Eskom

  128. hesrd that joke b4 dude

  129. frikkendoos says:

    hey ruby, r u gonna sue this guy for me for hijackin my jokes?

  130. ku klux khlan says:

    Malema se pa het n A vir houtwerk gekry
    Hy het ndoos met een spyker gemaak

  131. ku klux khlan says:

    Die BBC se joernalis se naam was TED Malema het hom reg aangespreek
    BAAS TED

  132. Frikken Doos says:

    @klu klux , oorspronklux

  133. lol ant u the funniest guy dude ever :) maybe i should sue him ;) *wink wink*

  134. Frikken Doos says:

    @ruby – hey lawyer have u been to my FB page yet??

  135. Frikken Doos says:

    3 guys walk into a? bar.

    The are scheming how to get into the Guinness Book of Records to make some money.

    The first guy says ” Ok ,I have got the smallest arm in the world”

    The second guy “I have the smallest feet in the world”

    The third guy “I am the stupidest guy in the world”

    The 3 guys go to the Guinness? World Records

    The first guy comes back and says “I? really do have the smallest arm in the world”

    The second guy comes back and says “Amazing, I do have the smallest feet in the world”

    The third guy comes back angry ” Who the hell is Juliass Malema?

  136. Frikken Doos says:

    How do you confuse Juliaas?

    Give him two spades and tell him to take his pick.

  137. Frikken Doos says:

    Juliass went for an IQ Test.

    His score started with a decimal point.

  138. yoh yoh yoh ant u no know jst how 2 make my day :)

  139. Frikken Doos says:

    Do not argue with a doos. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

  140. Frikken Doos says:

    Can some-one tell Juliass that it is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and confirm it.

  141. Frikken Doos says:

    Juliass tried biology in school,until his friend asked him to check if the cloth smelt of chloroform.

  142. Frikken Doos says:

    Juliass wanted to do skydiving.He asked his instructor if it was like his matric. If he did not succeed can he try again?

  143. kaalgat-tussen-die-boude says:

    Julius mama sooooo fat, I ran out of petrol trying to dodge her nasty ass……

  144. Street joker says:

    Ther was a day wen malema commited alot of sinz nd people came 2 hm nd said that he had 2 die becoz he commitd 2 many sinz so there wer 3 people includin malema so the had 2 choose a way 2 die either get sho in the head,hang urself or they inject u with hiv nd aidz.so the first guy said he’d prefer being shot in the head baaam he got shot,second guy said he’d prefer being hang nd he got hangd then finally the third malema the man hmself said hai id prefare being injectd wit the aidz nd he got injectd,he laughd at them afterwordz the askd y iz he laughngz? He said inject me again! Nd they dne so he laughd again the askd again y u laughn he said u guyz are stupid i alwayz hve ma cndmz on

  145. Frikken Doos says:

    Something Malema would say …..I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.

  146. Frikken Doos says:

    ” I have opinions of my own –strong opinions– but I don’t always agree with them.” George W aka Juliass M

  147. Frikken Doos says:

    Juliass Malema ” Half the time I went to school I was 90 percent absent.”

  148. Frikken Doos says:

    After Juliass discovered that the mulungus owned most of the mines.He replied “and thats just the tip of the ice-cube”

  149. Frikken Doos says:

    Who said I may be dumb, but I am not stupid?

  150. Frikken Doos says:

    Revolutionary Greetings…. Hey Baas Ted bring me the mike.What you rubbish.You cant hear me. Floyd put the off button on…..Greetings

  151. Frikken Doos says:

    Aw Juliass is a hardworking guy. He gets up at 6 in the morning no matter what time it is

  152. bandiswa says:

    i love you juju

  153. Good jokes on juju….really good.

  154. Vrystaat!!! says:

    Guys please cant help being special! He makes idiots become embarrassed. and name one positive thing he has done for the youth of SA but send them and a hate mission for all other races……if he said one intelligent thing in the past year …..NAME IT….

  155. BaasTed says:

    Julius got the best brain in the world,
    the left side does only allow actions from the right side …………….
    and on the right side there is nothing left

  156. Ladysphinx says:

    Anything dumber than Julius Malema will need to be watered.

  157. Ladysphinx says:

    Malema’s son goes to Pretoria to study.

    A month later he sends a letter to his dad saying:
    “Pretoria is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here, but I’m a bit ashamed to arrive to school with my Mercedes when all my teachers travel by train.”
    Sometime later he gets a letter from his dad with a ten million rand check saying:
    “Stop embarrassing us – go and get yourself a train too!”

  158. ant im missing uuuu :) <3

  159. 4X4XFAH-ZN says:

    Julius’s farther was the best cabinet maker ever……..
    Hy het ‘n kakhuis gebou met een spyker

  160. Frikken Doos says:

    @ ruby – what happened to my friend request ??????

  161. Julius Malema at an Art Gallery…….

    Julius: “I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you white people call modern art?”
    Art Dealer: “I beg your pardon sir… That’s a MIRROR!”

  162. juju is da most luvable man in da world

  163. @frikeen doos wats ur surname coz i get alot of friend requests???

    @deedee heard that 1 b4 :)

  164. @frikken doos no more personal stuff on this site

  165. FANA DANIEL KHUMALO says:

    On the interview.. They ask Julius Malema how many children does he have.. Our leader replied: ..”I have two girls, but they are only daughters”..

  166. TailGunner says:

    @PeterLebea
    Julius Malema is the most racist of all people of his monkey friends and the fact that you support him shows that you probably also got 20% for woodwork. He has achieved nothing but shit in his life as a result of eating and planting it. He will continue to progress as a racist/retarded lowlife as a result of lower intelligence.

  167. Looove Juju

  168. I have to say something, I am not a julius Malema fan, I don’t want him to be president ever. Oh yes I guess u wondering what’s my race, I’m blue. I feel that white people are going too far, they just want someone to complain about, now they using malema to get to other black people, they just want to use malema as an excuse to say blacks are stupid, or the government full of blacks are stupid. What has Malema done to you personally you guys making a forum of racist comments. When you ask a white for what reasons do you hate hate Malema. They can’t tell you. They just hear from people that he is a stupid guy. Besides that hate speech song. Why do you hate malema? Whites can do anything to blacks but when a black does something to whites, now there’s jokes about him, people want to kill him, tell me if blacks took action to about steve hofmeyr, did blacks make a forum to start talking shit about all the racist white. The truth hurts that’s why whites hate malema, you want someone to bad mouth freely.

  169. @boby hey u might also wndering wt my colour skin is well im purple thts jst to avoid white peoples comments towards blacks.well i lyk ur words man thy really inspires me most.well i personally hate thts blck nd white thng in our stunning country. bt whr in SA?well u can talk all day long if u white,blacks gv u a hostile look same applies to whites.tht is how SA is yeah we bettr live wd it nothing nobody will ever change tht

  170. Malema Mal-ema Malema :)

  171. well there you have it , all the jokes possible and what does his supporters do they run riot,
    interviewer: julius did you learn reading at school ?
    julius: yes and rioting too
    interviewer: and how is your woodwork?
    julius: eish thank god for viagra now i can get it up past 20%

  172. interviewer: julius did you learn reading at school ?
    julius: yes very much so, reading and rioting together
    interviewer: and julius how is your woodwork?
    julius: eish wehl tanx too viagra i can get it up past 20% now too

  173. helen malema….. Bride of this era. Hooligans showed how dummy political manuals thought them at jhb, journalist: where are u from and why are u here?

    Female juju fan after his dick answered: am from limpopo, i travelled for 7hours to support it, i mean him….. I support things that struggle for ourselves and are broad in brain………. Ya that did it for me…

  174. frikkendoos says:

    Juliass Interview :

    Interviewer : juliass, you really need the mulungus, they went to the moon first.

    Juliass: heweh, dont worry we will go to the sun.

    Interviewer : But how you gonna go to the sun,its hot there.

    juliass: Hey mampara, we will go there at night

  175. You can’t polish a turd…

  176. I love dis guys keep up: ??Sipho is working for a massive construction company, and his boss is white. Sipho always gets in trouble with his boss and his boss always swears him.

    Sipho decides to lay a complaint .So he goes to comrade Malema’s office.

    Malema tells him, “He cannot treat u lyk dis,doesn’t he know things r changed in my country?”

    So dey decide to go together to confront Sipho’s boss. Sipho points out his boss to malema.

    Malema calls him to one side and says to da boss, “U cannot treat your workers in dis way,u will get locked up.”
    Boss says, “Sorry Malema but he is a stupid and I can prove it.”

    He tells Sipho, “Go to da 80th floor and c if I’m there”.

    Sipho runs up da stairs! opens da office door looks in and runs down da stairs all huffing and puffing and says, “Boss u not there.”

    Boss says, “See how stupid he is!”
    Malema says: “Ya,if it was me I would have used da lift!”

  177. malema is son of the soil. He represents the wishes and aspirations of the african people.

  178. Julius Malema is so stupid even intelligent youth league members foolw and support him for his stupidity.

  179. viva ‘juju’

  180. Jullius is not stupid he is less clever

  181. Introducing: The Malema Bond from ABSA!

    Do you earn R20 000 per month?

    Apply for your Malema Bond today.

    You now qualify for a bond of R19 000 000.

    You can buy a house for R3 000 000, tear it down and build another one for R16 000 000 — all

    on a salary of R20 000 per month!!

    But wait there’s more — ABSA will even throw in another two properties and a farm!

    This is brilliant, because it means if you earn R4 000 per month you can now buy a property

    worth up to R4 000 000!

    Go to ABSA today and apply for the Malema Bond and you will soon be sipping cocktails in

    your new mansion overlooking the sea.

    Terms and conditions apply

    One tender, one house policy

    “Bastards and bloody agents” don’t qualify,

  182. hey Ruby & Frikkendoos i like your jokes.

  183. Malema on making Forbes top 10 most powerful young men in africa:
    ” Hawu!! But these White people on forbes.. THEY ARE RACIST!! ME, I AM NUMBER 1!!!”

    And on being interviewed: ” these people!! they mustn’t worry about how I get my money.. you see VUYO, he sells a sausage and he, he can buy a boat!!

  184. gladness makamu says:

    i really love this guy i think his got a good sense of humour viva ANCYL VIVA

  185. gladness makamu says:

    I LYK DAT JOKE OF JULIUS malema dat says `i wont cause suicide i rather kill my self`

  186. Random Fraiser says:

    julius malena walks into a company in order to observe whether the workers there are working well and if their boss treats them well.
    He walks in and meets the manager with one of his workers.
    “julius, this is one of the stupidest workers we have here in management.”

    “how can you say that?” replies julius. “I mean, give him a chance!”

    “Ok, you know what, i’ll prove to you how stupid he is.”
    “peter, go upstairs and check if i am there.” the manger instructs the worker.
    The worker goes upstairs and checks for his manager.

    “sorry sir, i went upstairs and you weren’t there.”

    “See how stupid he is,” the manager says to julius

    “I know,” says Julius, “I would have sued the lift!”

  187. Let’sstart nationalising. We’ll start with Julius’s properties!

  188. Ay u can take the monkey out the bush maar jy kan nie die bos yt die aap kry nie. I’m not a racist I only judge the people by the size of their nostrels. . . Julius moet gan kak tussen diebosse sodat hy sy famielie kan naai net soos hulle paar soos vleeeee!! Leker aand verder mense

  189. ah on man what would politics be without Julius?

  190. You asked for it, Julius. Now that you’ve finally got what YOU have been looking for, what are you going to do? How silly of you!

    Now people will be happy that you have been suspended. The only thing I liked about you was that you SPOKE the TRUTH, no matter what people said, BUT YOU FORGOT to look at the CONSEQUENCES of your actions. Shit man!!!!!!!

  191. He is a prime and excellent example for what all of his kind of people really stands for in this country. Chaos, disorder, lawlesness, disrespect, unfairness, arrogance, unthoughtfulness, stupidity, hatefulness and Ungodliness….
    No wonder his people treat him like a king.

  192. Suprinho’ interview JUJU
    S- julius Wt will u b doin in all This 5 years of ur suspention?
    J- i will focus on my studies nd ja mayb is a gd tym tht i go 4 chicks
    S-well JUJU hw did u qualify @ UNISA 2 study political science, bcz ur matric results dnt suport tht
    J- well i cn talk on my behlf nd remember the hawks are nt intrested in my study affaires, besides Thts the only reason y i’m studing in Limpopo campus.

  193. Julius Malema says:

    Julius: I want this suspension overturned! Comrades I wish to launch an appeal against this decision.
    Jacob Zuma: On what grounds do you wish to launch this appeal…
    Julius: I dnt care on what grounds, it can be FNB Stadium, Coca-Cola Park Stadium even Loftus Stadium…

  194. And what now. Juluis malema spoke crap into ur heads. Yet the better hand won! Gone for good. Juju. Pack ur bags and go. U screwd up! Ha ha!

  195. Frikken Doos says:

    Sorry my followers,I can’t make comments now I am suspended…hehe!!LOL! haha! Lolz! aikhona! Hewe! HAibo!

  196. PSY KEKANA says:

    Lmao Great jokes yall!

  197. Malema was taking a walk together with his body gaurds when they came across a pipe burst in one of the streets, which filled the ground with lots of water. He then looked at the running water from the ground and smiled. One of his body gaurds asked “Boss why are you smiling alone?” – Malema “Can’t you see that it is raining from the ground!”

  198. malema’s galfrend gave birth to twins. instead of being happy, juju was up the whole night, stressed, trying to figure out who the father of the other child was..!!!

    lolest

  199. Hey. I am white, and I don’t like the fact that people say white people are racist. Not all white people are.. I am not. I don’t have anything against malema or any other person from a different race. We are all people, black, white or coloured. The only thing that is differnet is the colour of our skin! We are all people. So ya, my point is that not all white people are recist, and I really think this apartheid crap must stop! Its really not worth it at all!!!!!

  200. We don’t care what race Julius is. Stupidity does not discriminate. Look at George Bush. He is also a stupid idiot.

  201. Julius went out 4 drinks with some of the ANC ministers, after a few hours of Boozing, Malema calls the waiter to bring the bill.
    Julius R400
    Cele R250
    Mbakula R450
    Vavi R200
    TOTAL R1300

    Malema looks @ the bill & says 2 the waiter: Hai man!!! I will pay for everyone, but TOTAL must pay his own bill!!! I didn’t invite him, on top of that he owns a lot of garages…..

  202. Jason, good one!!! I actually laughed!!!

  203. So Julius Malema walks into a grocery store, he sees juice on the shelves and picks the one that says ‘sugar-free’. He also picks sugar 4rm the shelves.

    At the till, the till person asks why he is not paying for the sugar. A clearly irritated Julius, “It says here on the bottle ‘sugar-free’, heee kanti can’t you read?”

  204. dude555 says:

    To all the black brothers that support Julius da lemma…. you need an education too by the looks of things… support something or someone that unites everyone, and not this po3s!

    This is no joke, but thanx for the read….

  205. frikkendoos says:

    Juliaas’ chommies took him out for sushie.the doos took it home and fried it.

  206. U all can joke abt malema bt uhuru is cumin we gna kill all u hilly billy pink pigsy

  207. Frikken Doos 2 says:

    Hey Youth, I am a black brother. You gonna always be poor cos you got no common sense.I know you poor cos dumb asses will follow Juliaas. You must have std 1. get a job save some money then start your own business. Juliass gonna wipe his ass with your face brother.

  208. Juliuuus is one weird person X_X

  209. Afrikaanerforlife says:

    He will never have the Intelligence to run a country, but still they follow him??

  210. Hia guys no mtter wht u say or do malema is nd wll always b my mento “hero”

  211. sir-Maffhi says:

    Whatever we do guys, Julius will remain Julius. As for the Jokes, you’re good, big ups. Now there’s only one thing that bothers me. Racism, that’s not good and we know it, whether you choose to follow Julius or not, that’s your own baby to nurse. I wouldn’t hate you for the Colour of your skin. Anyway, Mr Star said enough…..Hey wena, Frikken Doos, jy is ‘n frikken doos my broer. I’m going to sue you for all the damage you did to my ribs, you frikken exhausted my laugh box!!!

  212. Nkadi, Ko MMakau says:

    all white people are stereo types, if one person in any race except them do mistakes they think every one is the sam as that person. COME ON PEOPLE GET CIVILISED.

  213. see u right Nkadi…these whites all they chase is being racist..malema is black so am i nd whn u swear at malema calling him monkey wt ever rubish u guys ar calling him ryt nw its same as u calling dt shit to me…so stop it at once if u want to go back to 60′s i wont hesitate to…GET CIVILISED Nkadi said

  214. Beesting says:

    All these jokes are very funny, keep them coming

  215. 3 monkeys asked a sangoma if he could change them into human beings,

    The sangoma took out a picture of Julius & said ” like this?”

    The monkeys replied “Los maar once, jy kon net gesê dit jy wil nie!

  216. TERENCE MAMODUMO says:

    JULUIS MALEMA, went in London during the 2012 London Olympics, stayed in the same expensive, luxurious hotel as Sports Minister Fikile Mbalula and he met Michael Phelps .
    JULIUS : How did you let that racist boy, Chad Le Clos who can’t even sing his national
    Anthem win ahead of you?
    MICHAEL : No comment, I am not allowed to speak to journalist outside the swimming
    Pool area ?

    Terence Mamodumo

    Journalist : Julius, how did you get the money to pay for this luxurious hotel?
    Juju : I’ve got connections, You know what I’m saying, you are from SA?
    Journalist : Ok, I know you meant corruption, not connections, I know SA politicians
    Language. You always say the opposite.
    Juju : You blasted. You floody agent.
    Terence Mamodumo

  217. Nkadi, Ko MMakau says:

    malema ene a reng ka ditaba tse tsa gagwe

  218. Nkadi, Ko MMakau says:

    malema ene a reng ka ditaba tse tsa gagwe.

  219. Malema!! What an Idiot!!!!!! Love the jokes! Keep them coming!

  220. Jabo was sitting by a dam with his kn*b out in the water. Julius walks past and says:
    “Hey, what are you doing?”
    Jabo: “I’m catching c*nts”
    Julius: “Really? Can I join you?”
    Jabo: “Sure”

    After about 2 hours, Julius says:
    “So how many c*nts have you caught?”
    Jabo: “Oh, you’re the first one”

  221. Julius: Jacob! Good news! I have a plan to make the ANC better!
    Jacob: How! You are so clever! I am proud! What is the plan?
    Julius: What plan?
    Jacob: To make the ANC better?
    Julius: Oh! Sorry Jacob i forgot it! Maybe tommorow.
    Jacob: I should fire him.
    Julius: Who?
    Jacob: Like you would care germ-brain!

  222. Julius is so stupid when he was born, he came out the wrong end!

  223. Frikken Doos 2 says:

    Jacob Zuma – The Man with a penis but no Balls

  224. rusty dusty guy says:

    malema will remain our president and no 1 will change that,u cn change it in your papers at your offices but we dnt give a shit,he is ours and we will support him,

  225. Can we get all ofthis in an application?

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