After a week of mass protests, strike action, and Robert Mugabe cons, it’s time for Friday Fun once again. Wonkie apologises for being a little slack with announcing winners publicly for the last contest – it will be rectified soon (we’ve just not had time to change the photos to reflect the winning entries… but soon!)
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The funniest caption in this week’s contest wins a Wonkie CartOOns t-shirt!
The winner will be notified on 10th August… enjoy the weekend!
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Win over US$100 MILLION in the Italian SuperEna Lottery – Now Available outside Italy!
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You were just an egg last time I saw you.
You’re a cute chick.
“I am watching you closely, each and every move you make!”
Aren’t we just tweet.
WTF
My what a big mouth you have.
All the better to eat you with!
Mr. Dog, can you please sniff where my mommy is!
O.K, O.K we can watch a Chick flick tonight but tomorrow we watch Beethoven !!!!
Way too small for my hunger. Not in the mood for friends either…
Youve gotta ask yourself ..Do you feel Lucky
If I smell you, will you still be here !
Wo you calling Chicken … Punk!
Ok Dog you stick to being gangster and ill do the Hippity Hoppity thing Ok.Thats a Rap
I also wish I was working for the government so that I can also strike using the 2010 as an excuse
The Sleeping Watchdog. Tjeep! Tjeep! Are you there?
I knew your power hungry antic’s, would ultimately lead to this burn out
hi there! will they give us food or they will just chase us!!!
It’s not lunchtime yet. Come back when you are a bit bigger.
Let’s go and chase some cats
dont worry my little one i just had my meal,and tour mommy was so delicious so i’ll spare you till next time
Getting ssoooo big, you might miss the small important things in your career
Just paddled in your water, so its got that great chicken flavour.
Nah even wit recession i cudnt eat ya!
so mr dog how can you look after us with your eyes closed
WHAT A U LUKING AT- I STILL HAS A LONG WAY TO GO BUDDY!
Chicken, hey???
I never knew the world of quantum physics was so fascinating!!!
OPEN SESAME
Damn,don’t you just look so cute… The only problem is that you’re still tiny for my tummy!
This is between me and your father.
hey doggy what must be done abt municipality people they demand so much…think man
so Blondie… tell me where all the other chicks hang out huh?
You realy snore!
Yep – its your lucky day – I’m one of those chicks that dig it when the guys drool over them…
what do you mean the chicken run stops here.
Whhatz Up………………
never judge a bird by its colours
Uhh!!! not you again …
Mmm—–you little cute chick,what now? I guess you here to keep me company my friend.Mbrrr————–rrrrr.
Wakey, wakey my friend. Let’s show everyone how we get on with each other. Sic em boy!
Hi! chickadee – I’m Rolex the Watch Dog
Dont u dare make this place untidy
ndim lo
Yo! Dog… What’s up?
If I wait long enough you will grow into a proper lunch!!
Doggy you better bow before a chick like me!
what’s up my nigga!
Julius, you’re to small to join the Nandos dudes.
Hey Doggie, wanna play hide and seek??
Chick: “what`s for lunch?”
Doggy: “im not sure, today i feel like GRILLED chicken”
“Do you think Mugabe care’s about the recetion in SA birdy”
St Bernard: You don’t look well Chick, have a sluk of my brandy..
Oh, so think I an abandoned kid too?
Hey Voosy, I guess this is what you’ll refer to as ‘chicken rape’. Sex them whilst they’re still babies to increase your numbers. He, he,he.
I don wanna finish de whole family,so stop asking for your mommy.
tweet tweet. I think I saw a Pussy cat
Shake that booty, Um chicki wam!
Hey, dog breath are we going to arm wrestle or are you chicken?
“Be my love,for no one else can end this yearning…..”
I said stop offering me brandy, can’t you see I am under age!!!!
so you wanna ram with me?
KISS ME !
AND I’LL TURN INTO A TURKEY
KISS ME AND I’LL TURN INTO A BITCH !
“Its worked before,then shall it work again if you dare to wake-up you will be another Golith”.
I guess love really doesn’t have a size.
Your mama lied to you I ain’t your daddy.
Sorry I don’t do SUGARDOGGIES!
“Oh Doggie -I DO”
Oh chickie you are so cute and yet so young to be my chow ahhhhhahhhhahha
so cute but u need to grow to impress me like your mother
You little chick you are just like Morgen Tsvagarai and those municipality workers you don’t know who calls the shots around here. It is me, Zuma and Mugabe.
The Doc. said that i must get serious about my diet, but this is just joke.
One chick a day keeps the vet away, Nonsese!
The Doc. said that i must get serious about my diet, but this is just joke.
One chick a day keeps the vet away, Nonsense!
Muscles too big! cant reach face!!
Yeh Bro! event the big Okes are down becuase of the recession
How about you becoming my morning snack?
THAT CAT WONT COME ANY CLOSER NOW.
helo!can you eat eat me?….eish man i have swine flu……
HI – WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR LUNCH? BURGER?, PIZZA?,KFC?, OR ME?
Sorry hun, i don’t do kids… why don’t you get me your mom?
first it was OSAMA now U. don’t try it i role this world