Paris Hilton claimed that she has only had “a couple of” sexual partners. “I’ve only ever done it with a couple of people,” she said. “People make up stories, but mostly I just kiss. I think it’s important to play hard to get.”

Possibly following suit from South African politics, the name-slinging between Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan appears to have stopped – for now. The name slinging began with Paris calling Lindsay firecrotch. Lindsay promptly retaliated with an insult and also called Paris a coke head. Fortunately, they stopped short of calling each other snakes, pigs and other assorted farm animals. Paris said “I saw her a month ago and she was really sweet and seemed really happy and we’re adults now.”

Sadly, no comment yet about Barack Obama winning the election last year from US presidential hopeful Paris Hilton. One also wonders how alleged US presidential hopeful in the next US election, Sarah Palin, is doing after her loss to Barack Obama late last year. Wonkie looks forward to the start of the next entertaining campaign season, particularly the Sarah Palin interview on Oprah if it ever happens.

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